Emerald: So it starts with Al's boarding the train in his first year and he sits with Scorp but Rose doesn't want to sit with Scorp so she leaves

Al is sorted into Slytherin as is Scorp and Rose into Gryffindor

Mk so then Al and Rose don't really become friends but Al and Scorp become bestfriends

Aria: What they said haha and basically everyone in the school starts mocking Al for being a Potter sorted into Slytherin

Em: OH and I forgot like Scorp was like "u smell like nice" to Rose so that's why idk about if I should be pro-Scorbus or pro-Scorose lol

And then it skips to Al's second year boarding the train and he basically gets angry at his dad for coming with him and he just doesn't like being associated with Harry at all bc Harry is all famous and heroic and he's the outcast who got sorted into Slytherin

Aria: There is this weird rumor that Draco and Astoria were unable to have children and Astoria went back in time or something to produce an heir and Scorpius is Voldemort's child??

Lmao but Scorpius is all like "ITS A RUMOR ITS NOT TRUE" and everyone in school mocks him for it and that's why Al and Scorp become isolated from everyone else

Em: And then it skips to his third year boarding the train and it's basically the same thing except Lily is sorted into Gryffindor when they arrive

And then his fourth year has a bunch of stuff happening before it

Aria: Then on the night before Al's fourth year Harry goes to try talk to him and make things better between them but they get into a huge argument screaming and everything and Harry accidentally says that he sometimes wished Al wasn't his son
Al was a difficult child basically, he also said some hurtful things

Em: Basically James gets his dad's Invisibility Cloak, Lily gets fairy wings, but for Al's present he gets the blanket that Harry arrived at the Dursleys in which he was given when Petunia died and then the fight Aria mentioned happens

It was all building up to it bc Al really wished that Harry wasn't his dad bc he didn't want all the attention and expectation of being as great as his dad

An old moldy blanket bc Harry wanted Al to have something "special" lmao wyd and hand-me-downs as well no wonder Al feels like an outcast

IT WAS A FULLBLOWN ARGUMENT LIKE AL SAID THAT HE WISHED THAT HARRY WASNT HIS DAD AND IT BASICALLY GOT RLY HEATED

Aria:
* to be more detailed about the argument they had:

Harry gives Al the blanket and explains its significance.

Al, being pissed at him, rejects it because what??? James gets the cloak, Lily gets wings, I get an old blanket??? Wtf dad???

The argument heats up and Al starts trying to piss off Harry by making fun of his past ("oh look I'm a poor orphan boy" "raised by my mean aunt and uncle" "but then Hogwarts came and IT SAVED ME" "WELL NOT FOR ME DAD I HATE THAT PLACE")

And Harry starts "oh what at least you HAVE A DAD NOT LIKE ME" "do you wish I was dead or something"

And Al said "no, sometimes I wish you weren't MY dad."

And then Harry exploded with what Em said

Then Harry tried to apologize by saying he didn't mean it and stuff but Al wouldn't have any of that

Also did it happen around this time that Harry started having dreams and nightmares about when he was a kid and his scar started hurting???

Em: And then Amos Diggory visits Harry bc he's been wanting to talk to him for a while but his appointments kept getting postponed and there was an illegal Time-Turner from Theodore Nott which was confiscated

Aria: So Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione start freaking out but no one listens to them

Em: But Harry lies and says that there's no Time-Turner

Albus overhears and then he decides with Scorp on the train to steal the Time-Turner to bring back Cedric bc his dad won't - bc Amos was like "it's all your fault Harry" or at least hinting towards his guilt I don't remember exactly whoops and Al thinks that he needs to fix his dad's mistake

And then they go on top of the Hogwarts Express and the sweet trolley lady goes up onto the roof to get them back down

And then the trolley lady grew really long claws for some reason?? Then Al and Scorp jump off the train (to get the time turner and not go to Hogwarts) and use some spell to repel the trolley lady

And they go to the old ppl's home where Amos is living to find him and tell him that they're gonna try to save his son

And Amos tells Al and Scorp that they can't but then they team up with Amos' niece, Delphinus (she goes by Delphi) to find Cedric

Aria: ALSO HERMIONE IS MINISTER

And Harry is head of the magical law department, not auror as it had been specified before

Em: Anyway so they Polyjuice themselves, Al as Ron, Scorp as Harry, and Delphi as Mione

So they try to break into Harry's Head Auror office but they hear Harry and Hermione coming so disguised Scorp and disguised Dephi hide while Al (who is Polyjuiced as Ron) stays to hold off Harry and Hermione from finding Scorp and Dephi

And Polyjuiced Scorp and Delphi hide in Harry's office so Al tries to keep Hermione out of there by saying a bunch of stuff like "let's have another baby or maybe go on holiday" but then there's also a part where disguised Al says to Harry that maybe Harry did mean it when he told Al that he wished he wasn't his son

And then eventually Harry and Hermione leave and Al, Scorp and Delphi steal the Time-Turner

And they make a plan to go back in time to the first task of the Triwizard tournament to make Cedric not have a lead so he can't win and therefore is never killed bc he doesn't reach the Cup

But anyway, Al and Scorp disguise as Durmstrang students bc if they wore Hogwarts robes someone who they are bc they're supposed to be familiar with Hogwarts and they go back in time

And disarm Cedric oh and also Delphi is left behind bc she wouldn't be of any use according to Al and Scorp so she doesn't travel back in time with them

So Cedric doesn't have a wand and he fails the first task

But then they unexpectedly go back to the present and Al's ask broke when he did Expelliarmus but it healed bc he sort of went 20 years forwards or whatever back to his fourth year

And Harry, Ginny & Minerva find Al & Scorp in the Forbidden Forest and Al passes out

And then Harry talks to Dumbledore's portrait in the Hospital Wing bc Dumbledore travelled to a different frame from the Headmaster's Office

And Dumbledore says that Harry is blinded by his love for Al and that he should see how his son is 'wounded' or something like that

Aria: Dumbledore tells him that he should see Al for who he is and accept it or something like that

Em: Oh and Bane (that centaur from poa) prophesied (or not really TBH it's not really a prophecy but whatevs it's some sorta Divination) that Al has a 'dark cloud' around him

And Harry thinks the Dark Cloud is Scorp so he tries to get Al and Scorp to stay away from each other by giving Minerva the Marauder's Map and she watches it to make sure that Al and Scorp aren't together

Aria: When Harry told Al to stay away from Scorp, Al was like "wth I'm not doing that he's my best friend" and Harry was like "I'm your father and I should be obeyed" or something among the lines

Because be wanted to protect Al, so he had to be quite strict

Em: Anyway so like they find out that they really fucked up time and Romione never got together bc GOF! Hermione saw the Durmstrang ppl (i.e. Al, Scorp & Delphi) hexing Cedric and thought that Krum had told them to hex him so she never went w/ Viktor to the Yule Ball so Ron never got jealous

And Rose didn't exist anymore and Ron married Padma but Hermione was Prof Granger she becomes a DADA Teacher instead of a Minister and she's unmarried

Aria: Yeah she becomes a super mean and strict professor though

Em: Oh and Al is Gryffindor in this universe

So then Al and Scorp are in the library and Al suggests to go back in time again to fix things, they get into an argument (I can't really remember how exactly) but eventually Scorp was like "u know people think that Voldy was my dad! People look at me because of that! People look at you because you're the sun of Harry Potter! Stop being so selfish" or something like that

Aria: Oh and did we mention that Astoria died during Scorp's third year

She became sick and then it was just Draco and Scorp

Em: She was poorly for a few years

Aria: Draco is overly protective of Scorpius

Em: And Scorp was like "I was hoping that this new universe would fix at least my mum's death but no it didn't"

Hermione said that either Voldy or some trace of him was back bc Harry's scar hurt

And the Minerva checked the Marauders' Map to see that Al and Scorp were together in the library (they weren't allowed in the same room) and she searched for them but eventually gave up and left

And Al and Scorp made up and went to Moaning Myrtle's bathroom to try change the second task

Aria: Yes, again. They never learn

Em: But anyway so Myrtle is like "yeah Cedric is handsome" and then she eventually told them that they could reach the Black Lake bc they weren't allowed out of the castle through the sink thingy

And then they time travelled and engorgio'd Cedric and he floated away and failed the second task

And then they got back, well Scorp did at least

And he was like "Al? Where's Al?"

And then UMBRIDGE COMES ALONG AND SHES THE MISTRESS

AND HARRY DIED 20 YEARS AGO

AND AL DOESNT EXIST

and the play ends

And we see that symbol

Aria: also Umbridge was like "come join us celebrate Voldemort day" and there are dementors around the castle

Em: On the up side, Ginny was still badass and threatened Ron w the Bat Bogey Hex

And she shouted at Draco

Aria: Harry and Draco destroyed the kitchen in a stupid duel while Ginny was gone for 5 minutes

Em: and Draco was like "MY SON IS MISSING" and Ginny was like "AND SO IS MINE"

Aria: THERE ARE QUITE A FEW DRACO/HARRY ANGSTY INTERACTIONS

After Scorp and Al go missing they have the duel where they're blaming each other's son for dragging the other and then they have the duel

Em: WELL HARRY SAYS TO DRACO "ARE U SURE THAT SCORP IS YOURS"

Aria: And anyway then Ginny shows up and makes them both sit on opposite sides of the table and they continue arguing but Draco gives him a speech on how he should be a better father

And how "if a kid has to choose between a father he hates and his friend but you take the friend away then they have no one and do you know who else had no one Harry?! VOLDEMORT DID AND SO DID I GROWING UP!"

"The hard part is not becoming a parent, it's growing up" Draco to Harry lmao

And Harry was sitting there saying nothing like "fuck okay he's kind of got a point and I can't argue now"

Em: DRACO WAS LIKE "DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO GROW UP WITH UNLOVING PARENTS AND NO FRIENDS"

Astoria'a dead and they're outcasts and there's a rumor that Scorp is Voldy's son bc apparently Draco was infertile but holy eff it seems so unreal like Jo playing us and the play being genuine

Idk Scorp was just like "Where's Al?"
And Umbridge was all like "Albus?"
Scorp: "Albus Potter"