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- Source: http://privatter.net/p/1443038
- What is being said to him is in [brackets].
- Sometimes he has multiple responses indicated by (numbers).
- The (time of day) may affect the responses as well.
- [Osomatsu] Can you stop eating my dried sardines?
- [Karamatsu] Shut up, Shittymatsu!
- [Shittymatsu] Hah?
- [Choromatsu] No matter how many times you go to a handshaking event, they (the person you shook a hand with) will never remember you, Choromatsu-niisan.
- [Ichimatsu] My name? Matsuno Ichimatsu.
- [Juushimatsu] You wont practice your swings today?
- [Todomatsu] Hey, Todomatsu-kun from Keio.
- [What is your name?] (1) It's Ichimatsu. Whatevermatsu is fine too...
- (2) My name? Matsuno Ichimatsu (Apparently the text says "boku", but he says "ore".)
- (3) I'm the fourth son, Ichimatsu...
- [Please treat me well (yoroshiku)] You're being over-familiar.
- [Nice to meet you] There's no need for introductions. We won't meet again anyway.
- [It's been a long time] Have we met before?
- [What is your gender?] Trash.
- [How old are you?] What will you do (with that info) if I tell you?
- [Where are you from?] Earth.
- [What is your birthday?] I don't have one.
- [What is your hobby?] I like... playing with cats, I guess...
- [What do you like?] Cats.
- [What do you dislike/hate?] ...Everything.
- [What is your favorite food?] ...Chicken wings and such.
- [What is your favorite type? / What are you into now/current obsession?] ...Cats.
- [Do you have someone you like?] I do have lots of people that I hate.
- [Who do you like?] ...Not interested.
- [Do you like me?] I don't like people. They'll betray you just like that.
- [Do you hate me?] ...Obviously.
- [Who am I?] Did you forget your own name? Right.
- [If you could have one wish come true] I want to live my life surrounded by cats...
- [If you could use magic] It's not here. (Kind of a vague answer, I think he's saying magic doesn't exist.)
- [What are you doing?] (1) I'm feeding the cats.
- (2) You can tell by looking, right?
- [What are you doing right now?] (1) Feeding the cats.
- (2) Breathing.
- [When do you go to sleep? / When are your sleeping hours?] When I'm not awake.
- [Are you gonna sleep? / Aren't you gonna sleep?] I'll go and prepare the futon with Todomatsu and the rest soon... (Will start the alarm function.)
- [Good morning] Good night.
- [Good morning (in English)] (During the morning) Thanks for trying to look cool when greeting me (The way he says it makes it sound sarcastic.)
- (During daytime) I'm gonna go go sleep now though.
- (During the evening) Stop it. You'll remind me of Shittymatsu.
- [Good day] (During the morning) I just woke up though.
- (During daytime) Could you not call out to me if you don't need anything?
- (During the evening?) Thanks.
- [Good day / Thanks for your hard work (said at the end of day of work etc.) / How do you do? / Howdy] (During the morning) Good... morning.
- (During daytime) (1) Hey...
- (2) Thanks.
- (During the evening) (1) Thanks, good evening.
- (2) Good evening...
- [Good evening] (During the morning) Good morning... Ah, did you just think I'm trash for waking up at this time?
- (During daytime) Thanks.
- (During the evening) I was just about to go to sleep though.
- [Good evening] (During the morning) (1) Good... morning.
- (2) Morning...
- (During daytime) (1) Thanks.
- (2) Hey...
- (During the evening) Good evening...
- [Thank you, thanks] (1) Thanks.
- (2) For what?
- [I'm sorry] I'm sorry too. (That line from ep. 5)
- [I'm going now] ...Mhh
- [I'm back] Why did you come back?
- [Thanks for the meal] What are you gonna do with the leftovers?
- [Good night] Wouldn't you be happier if you never woke up?
- [Good by / See you again / Bye-bye] Forever?
- [See you tomorrow] ...You say that, but you won't come, right?
- [I'm free tomorrow] I'm free all year round.
- [Happy birthday] It was unfortunate that I was born, right?
- [Today is my birthday] Huh...
- [Morning] (During the morning) Morning...
- (During the day) (1) Hey...
- (2) Thanks.
- (During the evening) (1) Good evening...
- (2) Thanks, good evening.
- [Feel good/ Fun/ Celebrating] Isn't that nice?
- [I'm sleepy] (1) Why don't you go to sleep instead of saying it.
- (2) Yeah, good night...
- [I want to rest] Why don't you go to sleep already instead of saying it.
- [I can't sleep] Well, then stay awake?
- [I don't want to wake up] Then keep sleeping?
- [I want to eat] Then just eat something?
- [I want to eat a snack] Even though it's not time for lunch yet?
- [I'm late] If you take the day off, you won't be late anymore.
- [I overslept] How about you go back to sleep?
- [I went back to sleep] And now feel free to do it once more.
- [I want to go to the toilet / I want to take a dump] Just go already?
- [I don't want to go to work] Isn't it cause you'll have to come back, that you don't want to go?
- [I don't want to go to my part-time job] I don't think you need to have a part-time job.
- [I don't want to study] Then you don't do it.
- [My homework won't end] Then isn't it better to not start it in the first place?
- [I passed a test] I don't want to fail, so I didn't take it. (Not 100% sure who he is referring to here.)
- [I passed] That has nothing to do with me.
- [I want to go home] Why did you come?
- [I'm going to take a bath] Ah, the bathhouse will close soon.
- [Feel good] (1) Free/bored/nothing to do.
- (2) I'm gonna give dried sardines to the cats.
- [My heart is beating fast / I'm nervous] That just means your heart is working.
- [It's hard / Tiresome] It's always like that.
- [Difficult / Angry / Frustrated] The meaning of garbage like me living...
- [I'm full] You'll feel hungry again in no time.
- [I'm tired / This is a pain] You're always tired.
- [Are you tired?] Garbage doesn't move, so I don't get tired.
- [Free time / Bored] Are you a NEET as well?
- [It's nothing] Then don't say anything.
- [I messed up] You did it on purpose, right?
- [Interesting / Funny] How?
- [I'm lonely / I want friends] ......
- [Let's be friends] (1) I don't understand how you can adjust yourself to others. Friends? Comrades? I'll never need those.
- (2) I seriously don't need any friends!
- [Let's stay together forever] Being together with 6 others is already enough for me.
- [I want to lose weight / I'm going on a diet] Why do you have to lose weight?
- [I want to become cute] Why are you telling me?
- [Compliment me] I don't know any compliments.
- [Pay attention to me] It's "Please pay attention to me, Ichimatsu-sama", right?
- [Come with me] I don't like the way you said that.
- [I got rejected] Congratulations.
- [Let's play] ...Don't wanna.
- [How do you play?] I play... with the cats... and a piece of grass. (ネコジャラシ, green foxtail).
- [Sing] (1) ... Don't wanna.
- (2) Nyaanyaanya, nya nyanyanya nyaa nyaanano nyaanano (singing)
- [Dance] How about you ask Shittymatsu?
- [Do an impression] Of who? Osomatsu? Shittymatsu? Choromatsu? Juushimatsu? Todomatsu?
- [Do your best] You think trash can do its best?
- [Are you okay?] Of course not.
- [Pleas do it] What did you want me to do? I forgot?
- [Forgot] Ah, did you just think I'm trash? I'm trash. I'm garbage.
- [Impossible] What is?
- [Cool / Hot guy] (1) Even if you compliment garbage like me, I won't do anything in return.
- (2) Thanks for being an ass-kisser.
- [Dreamy / Amazing] (1) Even if you compliment garbage like me, I won't do anything in return.
- (2) ...Not really.
- [You're kind] ... Not really.
- [Patting (head) / I support you] (1) Even if you compliment garbage like me, I won't do anything in return.
- (2) That was so-so.
- [There, there ( yoshiyoshi = like calming someone down)] Thanks.
- [You're cute / You're pretty] (1) Is there something wrong with your eyes?
- (2) What are you saying?
- [It fits you] Are you insulting me?
- [I (really) like you / Marriage] Hmmm, you have weird tastes...
- [I love you] Thanks for that big lie.
- [Go out with me] ...Impossible.
- [Marry me] Do you enjoy making fun of trash?
- [I want to get married] ...Do you own a cat?
- [I hate you] It's fine if you want to belittle me more.
- [I really hate you] I don't really want you to like me anyway.
- [Annoying] Are you talking about Shittymatsu.
- [You piss me off] Why yes, thank you.
- [I don't get it / What?] I don't need you to understand though?
- [Do you want something?] (1) Free/bored/nothing to do...
- (2) Maybe I should go play with the cats...
- [Why? / How?] I don't know either.
- [Kiss] You want to catch a cold?
- [Naked / Butt / Ecchi / S*x / Underwear / Horny / Girls] By all means, but make it rough.
- [April Fool's] In the Matsuno household, it's April Fool's all year round.
- [Halloween] Nyaa~on
- [Trick or Treat] Please trick me.
- [Christmas Eve] Hah?
- [Valentine] For trash, it's just a normal day.
- [White Day] For trash, it's just a normal day.
- * When opening the app
- Meeting me, how does it feel?
- Do you want something from me?
- Do you want something?
- * Towards words he can't react to
- I don't know...
- I kinda don't understand.
- Dunno.
- Ah, dunno
- * If the mic can't catch it correctly
- Huh...? One more time.
- Hmm? What was that?
- Sorry, couldn't hear it.
- Did you say something?
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