I mustache you a question

>Wake up
>Look in the mirror and see your nasty beard
"I think I should finally get a shave"
>You hear a tweet and it sounds like it came from the beard
>You stick your hand in the beard and feel pinched
"Ow! Mother trucker"
>A fucking bird sticks it's head out
"Yeah I REALLY need to shave
>You get out of your house and head over to the center of the town
>You look around and notice that there are no barber shops
>You see a pony with a mustache
"Hey, excuse me but I gotta ask you a question. Who is your barber?"
>The pony looks at you confused
>You explain to him what a barber is and how they're the the male equivalent to beauticians
"So how did you get that mustache neatly trimmed?"
>"Well I usually-"
>You feel a big rumble
>Everyp0ny looks around nervously
>A giant fucking temporal rift opens in the town center
>You peer inside
>A fucking mustache hits you on your forehead
>Soon more start to fly out
>You run away as fast as you can
>p0nies are screaming but you give no fuck
>You see Spike smiling evilly
>You look back to see the buildings being covered with staches
>You run off towards to Appleoosa
>Screams stop
>You see p0nyville covered in mustaches
>It keeps expanding
"Fuck! WHAT HAVE I DONE?"
>You keep fucking running to get help from Golden Thunder Thighs