Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ
Instrumental: http://www90.zippyshare.com/v/5fQWjDwn/file.html

>New Nintendo game’s coming west
>Localisers will do their best
>To make sure the game’s understood
>While the story remains just as good
>They translate the text yet they stay true
>To the Nippon devs’ aim they knew
>When they’re finished all fans are keen
>To get this weeb game on their screen
>But Nintendo ain’t satisfied
>There is still stuff they can’t abide
>So they give a call to Treehouse
>And they tell them to turn into

>Censors protecting our morals
>Swimsuits on children look too nice
>Showing skin is a vice
>Touching faces is haram
>Boob sliders are evil
>No ma’am costumes like that ain’t allowed
>Let’s make America proud
>Localise some more!

>(And) now the Tomahawk class is gone
>(And) also no skinship to be done
>Magic potions could get you raped
>So dialogue was reshaped
>TMS dungeons don’t make sense
>But at least now they won’t cause offense
>And girls can’t have a sexy look
>Better "localise" that artbook
>Showing skin on a bride is vile
>So burqa on the wedding aisle
>Nintendo of America
>Has turned localisers into

>Censors protecting our morals
>Swimsuits on children look too nice
>Showing skin is a vice
>Touching faces is haram
>Boob sliders are evil
>No ma’am costumes like that ain’t allowed
>Let’s make America proud
>Localise some more!