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>Norman: 'Just got the Xbox One :) '
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>Applejack: "Hey! Can Big Mac and I come over?"
Norman: "Sure! I bought Ghosts so we can all play split-screen."
>Big Mac: "Cool."
>Applejack: "See ya tomorrow?"
Norman: "Tomorrow sounds good."
>Applejack: "Okay, sugarcube!"
>Applebloom: "Can I come too?"
>Applejack: "Sorry, but Granny is gonna need some help with her bridge meeting that YOU volunteered for."
>Applebloom: " :( "
>Big Mac: "Nope, doesn't work online."
>Applebloom: "Drat!"
Norman: "Hey, maybe some other day you can cum over."
>Applejack: "... She's only 14!"
Norman: "It was autocorrect! I swear!"
>Big Mac: "It better have been a mistake, friend."
>Pinkie Pie: "This is sounding like a party!"
Norman: "No, no! Not a party!"
>Pinkie Pie: "I already sent out the invites! It begins!"
Norman: "Danggit, Pinks! Who did you invite?"
>Pinkie Pie: "Only the people you would want to obey the fire code of your house with."
Norman: "Pinks pls."
>Adam: "Cool! I'll bring my Xbox one so we can do a system link. Do you have an extra t.v.?"
>Scott: "What a pleb party. I'll bring some Swedish Soda and African chips."
>Big Mac: "I call third player, I'll bring the second t.v."
>Fluttershy: "I'm down for some gaming if you guys are okay with it..."
>Brad: "I think everybody is going to his house. I got the booze!"
>Rainbow Dash: "Why hasn't anyone pointed out that Norman has autocorrect correcting it to 'cum'?"
>Axel: "Why didn't anyone axe me to come to this party?"
>Axel: "Darn, I meant to type ask. Gosh darn autocorrect."
>Sophia: "Yeah Right, Axel. I'll bring some refreshments as well. I think water would be good for everybody who doesn't like to drink sugar or alcohol."
>Axel: "I may be off duty but no one is going to drive under the influence. Not. One. Drop."
>Renate Octavia: "I think one drop is fine, Axel. But what about some music?"
>Vinyl Scratch: "I got that covered!"
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Norman: "Seriously? I said no party!"
>Rarity Goldstein: "Oh, well I did have an opened schedule for tomorrow."
>Norman: "You can come but I don't want a house full of people."
>Adam: "I would say lets do it at my house but its small."
>Brad: "Hehe that's what she said! Lol #rekt"
>Rainbow Dash: "Not cool, Brad..."
>Rainbow Dash: "But still funny!"
>Adam: "He didn't even use it correctly..."
>Brad: "Thats what she also said! Zing! #sickburn"
Norman: "Some of you guys can come over, SOME, but I don't want nothing crazy like a Project X thing."
>Twilight Sparkle: "Norman's house is pretty big. I've been to his room and its two times bigger then the guest bedroom they let me sleep in once."
>Applejack: "Woah, this got out of control. Also not to be a snoop but... That's something you don't share Twilight."
>Pinkie Pie: "I didn't see that one coming. Just like this car!"
>Rarity Goldstein: "It seems I do have plans. Sorry guys, can't make it. Have fun Twilight and Norman..."
Norman: "Goddammit, Purple."
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Fluttershy Jones posted on Norman's wall
>Fluttershy Jones: 'Thanks for helping out at the animal shelter :) '
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>Norman Normal: "No, problem Yellow."
Fluttershy: "You were really a big"
>Norman Normal: "???"
>Bradley Flash Sentry: "I think she's talking about your dick."
>Norman: "Shut up Brad!"
>Bradley Flash Sentry: "I think you should tell Kinkyshy that. She's talking about your big johnson."
>Norman Normal: "Quit It!"
Fluttershy Jones: "I meant a big help!"
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Fluttershy Jones: "Is it really big?”
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Fluttershy Jones: “Forget that I ask!”
>Norman Normal: “I’m deleting this thread.”

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