Theod was originally a Pathfinder character. He was a wizard that specialized in illusion magic. Other members of the party (for this encounter) included Giuliana's Rogue, Mouse; Sam's drunken white-as-fuck monk, Isa; and Matt's friend Max, whose druid was a lizardfolk named Wakka whom could ONLY speak in Draconic. Theod was the only member of the party that could speak Draconic at that time. In one encounter, we happened across a troupe of Gnome merchants that got their cart snagged on a rock in a river they were attempting to ford. Wakka, OP as shit, was able to easily swim out and start entangling the cart. I wasn't listening and thought the gnomes were on the cart too, so I decided I'd "entice" them over. How? I decided to conjure an illusion of a "well-endowed gnome stripper." I was referring to large breasts, but based Matthew took me at my word and gave that gnome a GIANT dick. Of course, the little fucker starts dancing, waving his horse-like dong around. The nearby gnomes are unimpressed. Refusing to accept uselessness, I decided to step out into the river to help Wakka. Trivia time: Theod's strength was so low he was affectionately known as "the Noble Noodle." I trip and immediately start to drown. Isa, tough as shit, decides to wade out to pick me up. Sam flubs her roll MASSIVELY and ALSO trips into the river (likely because she was drunk was shit). Mouse is both unwilling to risk getting caught in the river and too busy laughing her ass off. Wakka is too far off to notice. It was up to me to save the day. Fortunately, the illusion I cast was of a high-enough level to create sounds (I cared for my craft). Thus, I was able to speak THROUGH the gnome, in Draconic for Wakka to understand.

Here's the scene: two drowning adventurers. A lizard man wrestling with a cart. An elf killing herself laughing on the ground. A bunch of confused gnome merchants. A single, dong-blessed gnome screeching in garbled, water-laden Draconic... all while giving the ol' helicopter dick.

Thankfully, Wakka wears my cry for help and he returns to fish myself and Sam's characters out of the water. The cart gets washed away downstream. The gnomes are pissed. But, in the end, Theod saved the day...