Song Parody - Hurt

>Song Parodies in Equestria
>You are Anon
>As if it wasn't bad enough dealing Fluttershy, you also had to deal Big Mac
>There's really only one difference between the two
>Big Mac succeeded
>Of course, he wasn't the first to succeed
>Something about you made stallions crazy
>You would run, but that never worked
>Phillydelphia, Manehattan, Las Pegasus, it never changed
>Every town ended with rape
>You sit in the Cider Barrel, Ponyville's only bar, and try unsuccessfully to drink away the memory
>As you set down another empty glass, you hear the doors open behind you along with heavy hoofsteps
>There's only one stallion big enough to sound that loud
"Come here for round two? Fuck off, Mac."
>"Nope."
>He walks past you to the stage next to the bar
>Picking up a guitar, he pulls up a stool and sits in front of the microphone
>Despite his lack of fingers, he starts playing the guitar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McV7pjwVFbE

>"I raped Anon today"
>"To see how it would feel"
>"I stuck it in his ass"
>"My glistening black eel"
>"My love had stretched his hole"
>"I made his anus sting"
"He had his way with me"
"And I remember everything"
>Oh god why are you singing? You can't stop!

"What have I become?"
"A rape magnet"
"Everywhere I go I am raped"
"In it end"
>"And Anon took it all"
>"My entire dock"
>"I had claimed his ass"
>"I had made him hurt"

>You glare at Big Mac angrily
"You stay the hell away from me, ya hear?"

>"I wear this large condom"
>"When I commit rape"
"I want it to stop"
"I cannot escape"
"Before they even cum"
"I can't feel my rear"
"Why not someone else?"
"I don't want to be here"

"What have I become?"
"A rape magnet"
"Everywhere I go I am raped"
"In it end"
>"And Anon took it all"
>"My entire dock"
>"I had claimed his ass"
>"I had made him hurt"

>You are standing now
"I'll just run again"
"A million miles away"
>"I will track you down"
>"I will find a way."

>The song ends with you staring daggers at Big Mac and him smirking at you
>The bar is silent as you stare at each other, waiting for someone to make the first move
>A bead of sweat rolls down your forehead
>The doors open behind you and you take that as your signal to move
>You pivot and sprint to the doors, Big Mac galloping off the stage after you
>You hurdle over the pony in the doorway and make a mad dash to the train station
>You risk a glance back and immediately regret it
>Big Mac's gaining on you as you try to motivate yourself
"Almost there, come on, baby!"
>You reach the station just as the only train starts to depart
>Your lungs are burning as you reach out and grab onto the ladder on the back of the last train car
>You turn back and wave to Mac, the train rapidly gaining speed
>Next stop, Canterlot

>So is the life of Anon, a man destined for rape.
>He moves from town to town to escape it, but rape is always inevitable.
>It's like Mr. Bone says
"The ride never ends."