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- >you are anon
- >and you are having dinner with the main 6, celestia, luna, and some various other high ranking ponies.
- >you second day in canterlot and already everyone is here
- >your ass landed in ponyville, a week later train ride to pony capital and everyone had to see the talking monkey
- >but there is one thing that pissed you off
- >the douchebag named blueblood.
- >thank fucking god you had your cellphone
- >and holle fucking lujah twilight made a magic syphoning battery accessory easily
- >never lose a charge... ever
- >dinner conversation mostly focused around you
- >what do you eat
- >what are you
- >will you fling poo
- >but blueblood...
- >he asked everything embarrassing he could
- >personally you know everyone has their kinks, and you were going to let him have his
- >why are you so ugly
- >is every one of your kind so stupid
- >your using the wrong fork you genetic defect
- >everyone just put up with his shit...
- >you had enough
- >celestia asked the next question "what do you find fun to do"
- >to which blue blood responded "probably pissing into its own mouth, you saw the monkeys at the zoo"
- >SNAP
- "you know, my favorite thing to do is fuck someones day up when they piss me off"
- >you get out the mini projector, yea you bought that stupid thing
- >twilight took an interest in it, and upgraded the output of it to that of a fairly high end one... not resolution, but brightness, also added a black level... so you dont even need a dark room.
- >all the royals outside of celestia luna and lovebutt have done nothing but pissed you off...
- >celestia is frowning at you a bit "why would you take pleasure in that?"
- "don't worry, i don't use violence. it never solves my problem quite right"
- >you hook up the small projector
- >you also hook up some speakers, another thing twilight added
- in a hushed tone you tell the 8 ponies who didnt annoy you "you may want to look away"
- >they dont understand, any you go through your folders
- >till you reach 'Z Blackmail Material'
- >"what is that for" a slightly angry celestia asks
- "in my world, we all have cameras, we all can film at any time, and some people do thing that no one else wants them to know about"
- >her look turned to one of interest
- "i don't actively look for ways to get people under my thumb, but if i happen to catch them doing something, and lets say i want something, or they piss me off, i can show what they dont want known"
- >and you scroll over to to a file named blueblood
- >"WHAT!"
- >before he can get another word off, you play video
- 'who the hell are you and what are you doing'
- >cameras still pointed at the ground, but you bring it up
- >on your bed, is a blueblood
- >a bright magic circle
- >a horse shaped penis coming out the middle
- >not horse size...
- >hell...
- >size wise the average human puts it to shame
- >and finding its way into his mouth
- >he just looks at you
- >'mmmmh'
- >and he goes to town
- >for all of 15 seconds
- >just when it looks like his load is about to blow, he takes it out of his mouth grabs your pillow and covers the tip
- >'AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH...... YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH'
- >your pillow is now caked in horse semen
- >and you still don't have an answer
- 'again, who the fuck are you'
- >not paying attention, he takes a ring off his crotch,
- >apparently it was a portal he stuck his dick through to suck...
- >he then gets up, and you see a very sizeable dildo come out
- >he magics it all away...
- >not the pillow
- >'listen commoner, you can tell anyone you want, but who will believe you'
- >he starts to laugh, all while you are still pointing the camera at him
- >'a commoner, from "another world", accuseing me, blueblood, of something like this..heheheh... who would believe it'
- 'im a him, and i have a name, its an...'
- >the fucker cuts you off
- >'i dont care what you call yourself, and to me you will always be an it, we will never be even remotely equal'
- >you hit pause
- "so, anyone want to watch a specific part... honestly my favroite is when he prematurely ejaculated... what was that 10, 15 seconds?"
- >you count in total
- >4 of the royals have left to vomit
- >the ponies you give a shit about are shocked
- >aside from rarity
- >who is laughing...
- "see celestia, someone makes me feel bad, someone continues to piss me off, i fuck their day up at the very least, in a fairly non violent way"
- >rarity coming down off her giggle fit
- >"anonymous, whatever did you do with the pillow?"
- >curiosity got the better of everyone there
- "i turned the pillowcase inside out and switched it with yours"
- >from smiling and having the best dinner ever, to horror like you gutted her cat and are wearing the skin on your crotch in less than a seconds...
- >"YOU DID WHAT!!!!!!!"
- >wow... royal canterlot voice
- "hehe i'm kidding, just wanted to see how you would react"
- >well at least she can take a joke
- >"well sugarcube what did you do with it?"
- "um... you may want to watch this video for that answer"
- >you back out of the blackmail folder
- >and you go to the folder labled 'If I Am Found Dead'
- >"now what the hay do you need that for"
- "not everyone takes well to me fucking their days up... also, it can't hurt to have contingency plans in place incase i end up dead, think of it as a living will"
- >you scroll through them to 'untitled 5'
- >some crashing in the background
- >no one can see shit
- >'anonymous, come out come out wherever you are'
- >it sent a chill up your spine just listening to it
- you whisper into the mic "if anyone hears this, i am dead, and twilight mostlikely killed me around... 2:30am"
- >all eyes on twilight, not a single one of them can believe what they are hearing
- 'i don't know why, or what started it, but she got a scalpel and said 'i want to see what's inside' and before she could do anything, she took a book to her face and i ran, but everything's locked and i may get stuck going through a window.'
- >again, all eyes on twilight, not a fucking person believes it
- >CRASH
- >eyes back to the projection
- >you now know it was a cup her tail brushed, but back than...
- >you thought she was raging hard
- >and you decided to see if you could get a better view from the camera on the phone...
- >everyone now sees her on screen
- >'where the hell is he hiding'
- >in her grip is the scalpel
- >you pull the phone away
- 'fuck... so this is how i die... fine'
- >and the video cuts off
- >before anyone else can say a word
- >"its SO not what it looks like"
- >eyes back to twilight
- >"how could it not be?" dash fires back
- "its not"
- >eyes to you
- "no obvious straps in my clothing, she thought they were one time use"
- >looking at her
- >she smiles
- >you frown
- "still scared the fuck out of me for 2 hours"
- >she looks down
- >you go back to the previous video
- >eyes back to the screen
- 'god damnit he may be tiny but he shot a hell of a load'
- >you have sense set the camera down to survey the damage
- 'ok, lets get this straight, white fucker sucks his own dick with magic and blows it on my pillow... fucking magic'
- >you are glad you kept the "i need one myself" though internal at this point
- >you get out of your room a second
- 'hay, were is twilights room?' you can hear in the background
- 'thanks' couldn't hear the response apparently.
- >going back to the bed
- 'well... fuck my life... have to bite the bullet on this one huh'
- >you hate thinking about it, but whatever, not much of the spooge got on your hands
- >you invert the pillow cover
- >you then wipe what you did touch on the clean opposite side.
- >pick up the pillow and than pick up the camera
- >you walk to twilights room
- >knock
- >'who is it'
- 'anon can i come in a sec'
- >'sure, doors open'
- >well...
- >face in book,
- >not paying attention to you yet,
- >you quick swap pillows
- 'thanks'
- >'yea any time pinikie'
- >wow was she kind of out of it than...
- >video ends
- >twilight is now heaving
- >rainbow and pinkie are laughing
- >celestia is holding back a smile and failing
- >appleass is comforting her
- >"you kind of deserved it twi"
- >fluttershys wings have rigormortis at this point
- "all in all, a very enjoyable dinner celestia... but i have to ask, anything for desert" you say as twilight runs out of the room
- >you hear splashing a few moments later... poor thing never made it to the bathroom
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