<Name>Car crash caused by beard</Name>
<Text>Shavy town, today

Little Gilly Barnickle was severely traumatized after a car crashed into a lamppost right in front of her on her way home from school.

"I was terrified! I thought it was Father Christmas himself driving", she explains.

The driver turned out to indeed be Santa Claus, who had missed his appointment at the local shaving salon nicknamed <i>Shavy</i>. The salon was only recently opened, but has already driven all other salons out...</Text>