RUBY ROSE NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA [RWBY]

What the truck did you just tucking say about me, you little dolt? I’ll have you know I'm the leader of Team RWBY, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on cinder's forces, and I have over 300 confirmed grimm kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top scythe user on the entire Signal Academy roster. You are nothing to me but just another beowulf. I will wipe you the truck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Remnant, mark my trucking words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the CCT? Think again, trucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Spies across Beacon and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re trucking dead, dolt. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can slash you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Crescent Rose. Not only am I extensively trained in scythe-sniper combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Schnee Dust Company's army and my Silver-eye powers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little crud. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment has about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your trucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you'r paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will crap fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your trucking dead, dolt.