Weaver Dice Fight: Witch + Raguel vs Plateau

[16:14] <Strategist14> I suppose we roll initiative
[16:15] <Raguel> do we do 1d20s?
[16:15] <Plateau> roll 1d20
[16:15] <`DICE> Plateau rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=9 ]{9}
[16:15] <Plateau> wait what mod?
[16:15] <Strategist14> S'a d6
[16:15] <Strategist14> Weaverdice uses d6
[16:15] <Plateau> oh
[16:15] <Raguel> also, we never did work out the mechanical benefits to my powers, did we strat?
[16:15] <Plateau> roll 1d6 then
[16:15] <`DICE> Plateau rolled 1d6 then [ 1d6=4 ]{4}
[16:15] <Strategist14> Nope
[16:15] <Strategist14> Probably shoulda
[16:15] <Aberrant> roll 1d6 even though this is kinda pointless for me i guess
[16:15] <`DICE> Aberrant rolled 1d6 even though this is kinda pointless for me i guess [ 1d6=2 ]{2}
[16:16] <Aberrant> thanks dice
[16:16] <Raguel> roll 1d6
[16:16] <`DICE> Raguel rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=6 ]{6}
[16:16] <Raguel> big numbers baby
[16:16] <Plateau> dicks
[16:16] <Raguel> I guess we'll just wing it then, strat.
[16:16] <Witch> Roll 1d6
[16:16] <`DICE> Witch rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=2 ]{2}
[16:17] <Plateau> Raguel is the one interested in justice punching me right?
[16:17] <Strategist14> Yes
[16:17] <Plateau> thats unfortunate
[16:17] <Raguel> I'm the big angel dude.
[16:17] <Witch> < add athletics mod >
[16:17] <Witch> ?
[16:18] <Plateau> mine is +1 so it doesnt really matter
[16:19] <Strategist14> ((No mods unless someone put points into Reflex))
[16:19] <Strategist14> ((I think))
[16:19] <Plateau> ((nope))
[16:19] <Plateau> ((i didnt at least))
[16:20] <Alice> roll 1d6
[16:20] <`DICE> Alice rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
[16:21] <Strategist14> Turn order is Raguel, Plateau, Alice, Witch
[16:21] <Strategist14> ====== START ======
[16:21] <Aberrant> (( do i even count
[16:21] <Strategist14> ((Until we get confused and need to consult the rulebook))
[16:22] <Raguel> Alright, so can I reach him and do a thing in one turn?
[16:22] <Strategist14> Yeah sure
[16:22] <Witch> < This is why we need a grid >
[16:22] <Plateau> ((oh my))
[16:22] <Witch> < What actions do we have in a turn? >
[16:22] <Raguel> Alright, I run up and grab him, trying to take the gun away from him.
[16:23] <Raguel> Or, just a straight up grapple for the moment I guess, I'm not too sure how this all works.
[16:23] <Strategist14> ((Here we go with the grapple rules))
[16:23] <Raguel> ((I'm sorry?))
[16:24] <Strategist14> ((Roll a d6, plus the two highest of your Brawn, Athletics, and Dexterity.  Plateau does the same with a +2 bonus))
[16:25] <Plateau> ((i get a 2 bonus on top?))
[16:25] <Strategist14> ((Yes))
[16:25] <Plateau> roll 1d6+2+2
[16:25] <`DICE> Plateau rolled 1d6+2+2 [ 1d6=1 ]{5}
[16:25] <Plateau> fuck tits
[16:25] <Aberrant> (( Niiiiiiiiiice
[16:27] <Plateau> (( hey raguel))
[16:27] <Plateau> ((u there))
[16:27] <Raguel> ((I'm figuring out my mods))
[16:27] <Raguel> roll 1d6+2+1
[16:27] <`DICE> Raguel rolled 1d6+2+1 [ 1d6=2 ]{5}
[16:28] <Plateau> lol
[16:28] <Plateau> ((do we reroll?))
[16:28] <Strategist14> ((Sure, let's go with that))
[16:28] <Plateau> roll 1d6+2+2
[16:28] <`DICE> Plateau rolled 1d6+2+2 [ 1d6=4 ]{8}
[16:28] <Raguel> roll 1d6+2+1
[16:28] <`DICE> Raguel rolled 1d6+2+1 [ 1d6=1 ]{4}
[16:28] <Raguel> ((wow, ok))
[16:29] <Aberrant> ((Diiiiiiiiiiice
[16:29] <Aberrant> (( <3
[16:29] <Plateau> "Hey ok actually I probably deserved that."
[16:29] <Strategist14> Plateau expertly parries, and Raguel is now off-balance
[16:29] <Plateau> "Sorry, wanted to remove any variables in this case."
[16:29] <Plateau> "My name is Plateau."
[16:29] <Plateau> I catch Raguel if he's about to fall over.
[16:30] <Plateau> "I'm a rogue, and I'd like for you to help me find some targets."
[16:35] <Raguel> "GREETINGS MORTAL! I AM RAGUEL! I APOLOGISE FOR ATTACKING UNDER A MISUNDERSTANDING!"
[16:35] <Aberrant> (( i change my mind raguel is my favorite
[16:35] <Plateau> "Uh, no problem?"
[16:36] <Raguel> "WITCH!" I call back to her, "IT WOULD APPEAR WE HAVE MISJUDGED THIS NEW ARRIVAL!"
[16:36] <Witch> < Is it Witch's turn yet? >
[16:36] <Plateau> ((fights off, you can talk mate))
[16:36] <Raguel> <combat's kind of over?>
[16:36] <Plateau> ((plus talking is a free action
[16:36] <Strategist14> ((If the fighting is over I guess turns don't matter anymore))
[16:36] <Witch> < I want to shoot him >
[16:36] <Plateau> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TalkingIsAFreeAction
[16:36] <Raguel> <I guess you can, but I mean, it would be odd.>
[16:37] <Strategist14> ((Then sure, your turn))
[16:37] <Witch> < How do I roll to hit with a gun? >
[16:37] <Plateau> uncool man
[16:37] <Strategist14> ((Well, he's the one with the gun))
[16:37] <Aberrant> (( *glares at plateau*
[16:37] <Aberrant> (( that gun doesnt belong to u sonny
[16:38] <Strategist14> ((Otherwise, Dex versus his dodge/withstand roll))
[16:38] <Strategist14> ((I think))
[16:38] <Witch> Roll 1d6+2
[16:38] <`DICE> Witch rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=6 ]{8}
[16:38] <Plateau> ((just dex?))
[16:38] <Aberrant> (( fucking rekt
[16:38] <Plateau> ((yeah thats not cool man))
[16:38] <Plateau> roll 1d6
[16:38] <`DICE> Plateau rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=6 ]{6}
[16:38] <Plateau> ((lol))
[16:39] <Strategist14> ((Dodging or resisting?))
[16:39] <Plateau> ((resist))
[16:39] <Strategist14> ((Add your Guts mod))
[16:39] <Plateau> ((-1))
[16:39] <Aberrant> (( 2 guts master race aww yiss
[16:39] <Witch> < It's the paper shooters >
[16:40] <Witch> < If that makes a difference >
[16:40] <Strategist14> Yeah you get hit
[16:40] <Plateau> ((wait how many points did you guys get))
[16:40] <Plateau> ((for skills))
[16:40] <Strategist14> ((Double Intelligence score))
[16:40] <Aberrant> (( Knowledge*
[16:41] <Strategist14> ((Same difference))
[16:41] <Witch> Plateau is filled with the sudden realization that his legs are broken, and that there is clearly no way for him to flee
[16:41] <Plateau> ((is it my turn?))
[16:41] <Strategist14> ((Sure))
[16:41] <Plateau> ((also how much damage do i take?))
[16:41] <Raguel> ((I don't even know what's happening))
[16:41] <Strategist14> ((None))
[16:41] <Witch> < no damage >
[16:42] <Plateau> ((oh))
[16:42] <Plateau> "Oh fuck what..."
[16:42] <Strategist14> BASICALLY, Witch just launched a piece of paper at Plateau which broke his legs
[16:42] <Aberrant> (( or at least makes him feel like he broke his legs
[16:42] <Plateau> I project two columns that connect at Witch's gun and crush it.
[16:42] <Plateau> Then I crush the other gun that I have.
[16:42] <Plateau> Then I box myself in
[16:42] <Plateau> "What the fuck are you doing, I come in peace."
[16:43] <Plateau> "You broke my fucking legs!"
[16:43] <Plateau> ((also end0)
[16:43] <Witch> "I think you fully well owe us an explanation for trying to interrupt us here"
[16:44] <Plateau> "Is that worth breaking my legs?"
[16:44] <Plateau> ((do i actually manage to break the guns?))
[16:44] <Strategist14> ((Yes))
[16:44] <Aberrant> (( gatling si going to be piiiiiiiiiissssssseeeeeeeddddd
[16:44] <Plateau> ((lol im teamed up with him now
[16:44] <Witch> < What? He broke *my* guns? >
[16:44] <Plateau> ((he most definitely will not))
[16:44] <Plateau> ((just the one you're holding))
[16:45] <Strategist14> ((And the one he took as well))
[16:45] <Strategist14> ((One gun down each))
[16:45] <Witch> < They're strapped to the underside of Witch's arm >
[16:45] <Raguel> "YOU SHALL BOTH CEASE CONFLICT IMMEDIATELY! JUSTICE IS NOT SERVED BY THIS BATTLE!"
[16:45] <Plateau> "I agree!"
[16:45] <Plateau> "I just want to help."
[16:45] <Plateau> "Oh god, I can't even be a hero anymore."
[16:46] <Plateau> "I can't even walk."
[16:46] <Alice> I take this moment to point out to Plateau that he kind of owes me about twelve-hundred dollars right about now.
[16:46] <Plateau> ((what?))
[16:47] <Witch> < Use IC direct quotes only >
[16:47] <Strategist14> A tentative voice emerges from Witch's pocket
[16:48] <Morrigan_> "Um... Hi Plateau."
[16:48] <Plateau> "H-hello?"
[16:48] <Plateau> "Who is talking?"
[16:48] <Plateau> "And why do I owe someone money?"
[16:48] <Morrigan_> "This is, uh, Morrigan."
[16:48] <Plateau> "Good to meet you Morrigan?"
[16:49] <Morrigan_> "Can you maybe put the walls down?"
[16:49] <Morrigan_> "I mean, if that's okay."
[16:49] <Plateau> "Unless whoever shot me gives up their guns,"
[16:49] <Plateau> "The walls are staying up."
[16:49] <Plateau> "I already have broken legs."
[16:49] <Morrigan_> "Witch, um.  Can you also put the launchers away?"
[16:50] <Witch> "They're part of the costume"
[16:50] <Witch> "They don't detach easily or quickly"
[16:50] <Morrigan_> "Oh, right, uh."
[16:50] <Morrigan_> "Promise not to... shoot people?"
[16:51] <Witch> "I won't shoot him again"
[16:51] <Plateau> "Raguel, can you also make sure she won't shoot me?"
[16:51]  * Witch stares daggers at Plateua
[16:51] <Plateau> ((its through a wall of whatever your floors are made of))
[16:51] <Strategist14> ((Pavement, you're outside))
[16:52] <Alice> I stare down at Witche's pocket, where the voice is coming from. "Morrigan?"
[16:52] <Raguel> "IT IS A JUST ACTION TO ENSURE THAT ALL AGREEMENTS ARE HONORED."
[16:52] <Plateau> "Thanks Raguel."
[16:52] <Raguel> "YOU ARE WELCOME!"
[16:52] <Morrigan_> "Y-yes?"
[16:52] <Plateau> I lower the wall behind me.
[16:52] <Plateau> Then crawl out a bit.
[16:52] <Plateau> Then raise myself on a throne of pavement.
[16:52] <Plateau> Also because I have no functioning legs.
[16:53] <Plateau> I then drop all the walls.
[16:53] <Alice> "You uh... Said you wanted to talk?"
[16:53] <Morrigan_> "Um.  What?"
[16:53] <Plateau> "Yes, I do."
[16:53] <Plateau> "The only reason I intervened, is because I,"
[16:54] <Plateau> I point at myself.
[16:54] <Plateau> "am not a very informed citizen of the local heroes."
[16:54] <Plateau> "So imagine what I saw:"
[16:54] <Plateau> "One giant angel guy."
[16:55] <Plateau> "Staring down a spooky lady, with a crazy looking gun inbetween them."
[16:55] <Raguel> "I WAS NOT ANGELIC AT THE TIME OF YOUR ARRIVAL!"
[16:55] <Alice> I shake my head at Plateau. "I wasn't talking to you, Mr. Weapon Destroyer."
[16:55] <Plateau> "Oh"
[16:56] <Plateau> ((the -1 social stats doing work))
[16:57] <Aberrant> (( wait till you see aberrant with her -2 social stat
[16:58] <Witch> "..."
[16:59]  * Koan bursts out the front door dressed in a facemask and a striped sweater
[16:59] <Koan> "NOBODY MOVE!"
[16:59] <Witch> Witch groans loudly
[16:59] <Plateau> "What?"
[16:59] <Raguel> "CALM YOURSELF, THERE IS NO BATTLE REMAINING HERE!"
[16:59] <Plateau> "He's not even armed?"
[16:59] <Koan> "Oh."
[16:59] <Koan> "Never mind then.  Who's- nothing."
[16:59] <Koan> "I wasn't saying anything.  Carry on."
[17:00] <Raguel> "THE STRANGER AND THIS NEWCOMER," I gesture to plateau, "HAVE ENTERED NEGOTIATIONS!"
[17:00]  * Koan absconds back inside
[17:00] <Alice> I raise my hand awkardly into the air. "Um... Does anyone know where I could talk to Morrigan that isn't through this persons weird talking pocket?"
[17:00] <Morrigan_> "I, I don't, um.  Not really?"
[17:00] <Morrigan_> "Phones are, they're good, if that's okay."
[17:01] <Alice> "I don't know what your phone number is."
[17:01]  * Witch hands the phone to Alice, it's still on speaker
[17:01] <Alice> "Oh. Thank you."
[17:03] <Morrigan_> "H-hi."
[17:03] <Alice> "Oh. Thank you."
[17:03] <Alice> (( oops
[17:04] <Alice> "Um... Hello?" I take the phone off of speaker, and put it up to my ear for some privacy.
[17:05] <Raguel> "PLATAEU, YOU MENTIONED THAT YOU WERE SEARCHING FOR TARGETS, ELABORATE!"
[17:06] <Plateau> "Yes, so ok."
[17:06] <Plateau> "I recently found a partner with which to work with."
[17:06] <Plateau> "Now, I want to know who I can fight."
[17:07] <Plateau> "Villianous capes and the like."
[17:07] <Plateau> "I guess it doesn't really matter anymore because my fucking legs are broken."
[17:07] <Alice> I continue my conversation with Morrigan, standing off somewhere to the side while all these weirdos do their thing. "Uh... That's my name, yea. Did you want to talk?"
[17:07] <Witch> Witch sighs and mutters
[17:07] <Witch> "You're legs aren't broken. Curaga"
[17:08] <Witch> The rune's effects dissipate
[17:08] <Plateau> I make two poles that allow me to do monkey bars across the pavement.
[17:08] <Plateau> As I am swinging, I feel my legs return.
[17:08] <Plateau> "Ah."
[17:08] <Plateau> "Well."
[17:10] <Alice> "Didn't you leave a message for me on the computer... A website, I can't remember the url." I say into the phone, occasionally looking up from my conversation to see that no-ones found any interest in destroying any more of my expensive equipment in the meantime.