The Asexual Faggot pt. 1(For Nebulus)

>Day Asexual Faggot in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>You were given the power of telepathy by Celestia.
>Though you've always wanted this power, it came at a terrible cost.
>You were forced to become asexual for this power.
>Not the fungus kind of asexual, but the faggoty version.
>To make sure you would stay asexual, Celestia made it so that you can no longer get horny.
>Masturbation stopped being fun after that.
>Every time you tried to wack off, you could never get turned on.
>Hell, you weren't even able to cum!
>Oh well, at least nop0ny could hide secrets from you now.
>You wake up.
>You decide to change things up this morning.
>Instead of the triple S's, you do something different today.
>You wash your hair, fixing up the bushyess it had.
>Instead of shaving, you decide to wax your body hair.
>You don't know how to wax properly.
>You put wax all over your chest, legs, arms, armpits, leg pits, beard, feet, stomach, and crotch.
>You put paper all over the waxed areas.
>You start to pull the paper and-
OWWWWWWWW!
>Holy shit that hurt!
>At least your body doesn't have any hair left.
>Well, except for your eyelashes, eyebrows, and the top of your head.
>You finish the routine off by peeing in the toilet.
>You moan in pain until you finish.
>That wax must've done a number to your dick.
>You decide to walk into town to do your supply run.
>When you walk to Applejack's apple stand, she is sitting there face down onto the stand.
>You decide to listen in to her thoughts.
>"Why is nop0ny buying mah apples? Ah just picked them this morning!"
Hi Applejack.
>She puts her head up and looks at you.
>"Well, howdy Anon! Nice ta see ya here!"
>She smiles at you.
>She kinda looks cute with that smile.
>"Well, thank ya kindly for saying that Anon!"
Wait, what?
>"Ya said ah looked cute. Ah kinda think ya look cute too."
>She starts to blush.
I'm just going to buy 20 apples and get the rest of my supplies, then go back home.
>You buy the apples, then walk away.
>"Thanks Anon!"
>You stop walking to listen into her thoughts.
>"Oh mah gosh, Anon looks sexy."
>You start to mumble to yourself.
How did she know I thought she looked cute? And why does she suddenly think I'm sexy?
>You start walking further into town.
>You see Big Mac running in a random direction.
Hey Big Mac, where are you going?
>He doesn't answer you.
>Weird.
>When you pass by a random restaurant, you see Caramel running in the same direction Big Mac ran.
>Where are they going?
>It's probably best to ignore it.
>You go to Sugar Cube Corner for some cupcakes.
>When you see Pinkie, she looks as if she is really nervous.
>"A-Anon! What are you doing here?!"
>You look at her with confusion.
I was just going to buy a couple of cupcakes, if that's OK with you.
>She pulls out a random bag.
>"Here, take them and go!"
>As you walk towards the door, you hear banging coming from the ceiling.
Pinkie, what is that noise?
>"Nothing!"
>She pushes you outside.
>As you walk away, you hear moans of pleasure that sound as if Pinkie is making them.
>Why would Pinkie be making sex noises?
>You proceed to obtain the remaining supplies.
>Muffins from Derpy, a quill and a sofa, etc.
>You walk to Twilight's house for a book to borrow.
>When you open the door, you are pulled straight inside.
>"Anon?! What are you doing here?!"
I came to borrow a book.
>"Why today?! It's going to get very dangerous in town soon!"
Why?
>"Don't you know?! Tomorrow is estrus season for the mares!"
What's estrus season?
>She looks at you with a "seriously?!" face, then sighs.
>"Estrus season is the time of year when the mares lose control of themselves. They all lust for sex and will do anything for it, no matter what!"
>You suddenly realize something.
Is that why I saw stallions running out of town?
>"Yes!"
>You decided to use what Twilight said against her.
How are you sure that you aren't getting affected by it?
>"I read a book about this phase, and it says that virgins are immune to it."
>She starts blushing.
>You start reading her thoughts.
>"Why did I just say that?! I must've sounded like such a loser!"
>You smile at her.
You're not a loser, Twilight.
>She looks at you with confusion.
>"I never said that I was. Where did that come from?"
>You breath in, then look at her.
Celestia gave me the power to read people's mind.
>"She did? But a spell that gives anyone a power requires a lot of energy! How was she able to do that?"
She turned me into an asexual loser.
>Twilight jumps into the air and hugs you.
>"Really?! That means I'm not the only one!"
>Her hug is squeezing your neck, big time.
Can you...please explain...what that means?
>She let's go of you and points at her horn.
>"Celestia made me become asexual so I could use my magic right. I was always mad at her on the inside because of it."
>She starts to look sad, but smiles right after.
>"This means I can help you with your future estrus season problem!"
>You chuckle as she finishes talking.
Do you really think I would need help?
>"Of course you do! You would have the whole town after you once the season starts!"
>Time to read her mind and see if she is trying to trick you.
>"Oh my gosh, this is so exciting! I finally met someone with the same problem as me!"
>Guess it's safe to say that she's not planning anything.
>She grabs a scarf and opens the door.
>"It would be best if Spike and I stay at your house during this."
>The three of you buy even more supplies than before and walk back to your house at a fast pace.
>You make a bed in the guest room for the two of them.
>It was really late, so they both fell asleep rather quickly.
>You look into their minds to see what they are dreaming of.
>You see Spike dreaming about ramming Rarity with his cock.
>As if his tiny dick could satisfy her.
>Twilight was dreaming about when she was younger, agreeing to become an asexual faggot to become the great spell user she is today.
>Her body starts to shake after that.
>You grab an extra blanket and cover her with it.
>"Thanks Anon."
>Wait, what?
>"I wasn't asleep yet. I was just thinking about that moment and was very cold."
>Wow, she is good at making it seem like she is asleep.
>"Thanks Anon, but compliments aren't necessary.
I didn't say anything.
>"Really? That's strange. Maybe I brought a book on telepathy. It might explain more about your power."
>Twilight pulls out a book out of nowhere and you proceed to read every word on telepathy out loud.
A p0ny with telepathy is capable of reading the minds of other creatures and can watch their dreams.
>You turn the page, reading the negatives of this power.
A p0ny with this power will have to remember the following side effects of this power, such as a creature being able to read the thoughts of the p0ny while said p0ny is using their telepathic powers, and the p0ny with telepathic powers will have to dedicate 100% of their focus on whose ever mind they would like to read.
>You close the book, not finishing it, and give it back to Twilight.
I'm going to go to sleep now. Good night Twilight.
>"Goodnight Anon."
>...
>Day Estrus in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>Why the hell would you be anyone else?
>The day has come.
>The start of estrus season, also known as the day every mare becomes horny as fuck.
>You wake up again.
>You brush your teeth, wash your hair, and pee in the toilet.
>You also make breakfast for the three of you.
>It was just cereal, apples, and sandwiches, but it was enough.
>You start to build barriers for your house.
>While you are boarding up the windows, Twilight walks up to you.
>"Good morning Anon."
>Read her mind before you respond Anon.
>"This is not going to be a fun day for Anon."
>OK, it's safe to trust her.
Good morning Twilight. Did you sleep alright last night?
>"Last night was an fun sleep, thanks to you."
>She gives you bedroom eyes.
>Oh no.
>Quick Anon, read her mind before it's too late!
>"If Anon falls for this, this'll be the funniest thing ever!"
Very funny Twilight.
>"What? I was just trying to joke around."
You know what day it is?! A joke like that would instantly set me off if I couldn't read your mind!
>You stop boarding up the window and grab an apple, biting it.
>Because what else would you do with an apple? Fuck it?
So, what are the plans for today?
>"I don't know."
>You spit the apple chunks out.
What?! But you were so confident that we would survive today!
>"I know, but I don't know exactly what to do. I mean, I could set up a shield that would prevent anyp0ny from coming into your house, but I wouldn't be able to keep it on all day."
>You sigh, then look at her.
Is there anything we could do to make sure I don't end up being forced to have uncomfortable sex with a mare?
>"We could just avoid the mares and wait it out. Based on your supplies, it seems like we would be able to survive."
Alright then, it's settles, we'll just wait it ou-
>You hear a knock on the door.
Aw crap.
>You forgot about Fluttershy's daily visit to your house.
>You sigh, then open the door.
Hello Fluttershy.
>She is sweating and looks really nervous right now.
>"H-Hello Anon."
What do you want?
>"I-I just wanted to ask you...is fire your fetish?"
>She somehow makes a fireball with her hoof.
>She proceeds to throw it at you house.
>Your house sets on fire as a result.
OH FUCK! TWILIGHT!
>You run into the house and grab Twilight, but wasn't able to find Spike.
>When You both get outside, you're still freaking out.
WHERE'S SPIKE?!
>Twilight smiles at your reaction.
>"First, thanks for saving me Anon. Second, Spike's a dragon, so he's immune to fire."
>Spike just walks out of the burning house like it's nothing.
>"So, what just happened?"
Fluttershy burned down my house, meaning I am fucked. Literally.
>Spike looks at Twilight with confusion.
>"Twilight, what does fuck mean?"
>She covers his mouth.
>"SPIKE! Don't ever say that word again!"
>"OK Twilight!"
>You smirk while all this is happening.
>That dream Spike had about Rarity had popped back into your head.
>Spike, you are a lying bitch.
>Fluttershy flys up to the three of you with urgency.
>"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry Anon. I didn't expect to almost hurt anyp0ny!"
>Time to say something that will not please her, just so she can pay for doing this.
Well Fluttershy, because of you, you're going to have to witness me having amazing sex with all the mares of P0nyville.
>You walk around.
All of them...
>You point at her.
Except you.
>She starts to squeak while she is trying to talk.
>"I-I'm sorry Anon."
>She hides her mane behind her head.
>This would come off as cute, but she is too messed up for any chance of that happening.
So, what are we going to do now Twilight?
>Twilight puts her hoof on her chin, then shrugs.
>"I guess we're going to have to be on the run."
>Fluttershy flies up to your face with excitement.
>"Can I come with you, Anon?"
>She starts tugging at your right leg.
>Time to read her mind.
>"Anon is going on a dangerous adventure, and he won't have anyone that cares about him along for the ride! It's his duty that he let me join him so he'll have someone he could cuddle with!"
>Guess she's safe to keep around.
>You sigh, then look at her.
Alright, you can come.
>Fluttershy flies into you, knocking you down.
>"THANK YOU ANON!"
>She kisses you on the lips.
>Gross.
>You get back up and look at her.
Don't ever do that again.
>...
>The four of you start to walk through town, hoping to scavenge some supplies before you can leave.
>As you pass the buildings, you hear sounds of mares pleasuring themselves.
>What the fuck is wrong with them?
>As you proceed to walk through town, you find a barrel of food.
>It had fruits and vegetables in it.
>The four of you grab some bags and put some of the food into said bags.
>You pass by Berry Punch, who's too drunk to do anything that could harm you.
>"Anon...I want to fu-
>She passed out.
>"Well, that was easy."
No shit, Spike.
>You pass by Rarity's carrousel and hear her screaming.
>"Oh...Anon..."
>She must be pleasuring herself just like the rest of the mares.
>This must suck for Spike.
>You walk some more when an explosion of confetti rains all over you.
>Oh shit.
>Pinkie Pie pops out of no where.
>"ANON! I HAVE THIS SUPER AWESOME PARTY READY FOR YOU IN SUGARCUBE CORNER AND I NEED YOU TO COME, NOW!"
>She is sweating like crazy right now.
Just me?
>"YES!"
>A bunch of doors slam open. You start to hear Rarity scream.
>"ANON?! IS THAT YOU DARLING?! I NEED TO MAKE YOU A SUIT, NOW!"
>Applejack starts running up to the four of you.
>"ANON! AH NEED YA TO MEET ME IN MAH BARN, NOW!"
Rainbow Dash flies up to you with a cloud.
>"ANON! WE'RE GONNA FUCK ON A CLOUD, AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT!"
>Rainbow Dash always was the first one to say what she actually meant.
Well, time to run.
>The four of you attempt to run away, running in a random direction.
>All of the mares go after you, screaming and flailing their hooves.
>Fluttershy pulls out dildos and shoves them up her best friend's pussies.
>The 4 of them moan and pass out.
>The rest of the town is still after you though, so you all still run away.
>One of them grabs your leg, but you easily shake her off.
>You all continue running for 1 minute.
>There isn't anything that any of you could d-
>Wait, Twilight can use magic.
TWILIGHT! IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR MAGIC?!
>"I COULD USE MY MAGIC TO TELEPORT US, BUT WHERE WE END UP COULD BE DANGEROUS!"
JUST DO IT!
>Twilight's horn glows and teleports the four of you to a random location.
>You end up falling on your ass.
Damn, that hurt!
>You look around in confusion
Where are we?
>Fluttershy starts freaking out.
>"THE EVERFREE FORREST?! WE'LL DIE OUT HERE!"
Well, that answers my question.
>Fluttershy jumps into your arms.
>"Protect me Anon!"
>"Aw."
Shut up Twilight.
>You drop Fluttershy on the ground.
>"Ow!"
>She hugs your left leg in response.
>"Anon, can you please not be so rough next time?"
Whatever.
>It was weird of her to say that, since just last week she asked you if rough play was your fetish and whipped herself a lot.
>You start looking at everyone.
So, what do we do now?
>Twilight starts to set up tents.
>Wait, where did she get the tents from?
>"It seems like it would be safe for us to get some rest tonight. I might not be able to put up a shield for Anon during Estrus season, but I know I can put a shield on us overnight."
>A magic shield appears from Twilight's horn.
>You put your hand in front of her face to get her attention.
Wait, shouldn't we discuss a plan first?
>Fluttershy looks at Twilight, nodding in agreement with you.
>Twilight grunts, and turns her shielf off.
>"Alright, we'll discuss a plan, then rest for now."
>...
>Time passes and no one says a single suggestion.
So, what are we going to do now?
>Twilight pulls out all the bags of food.
>"We have an OK amount of food to survive estrus season, but we're going to have to constantly be on the run. Some of the ponies, such as Rainbow Dash, aren't afraid to come in here to look for us."
>Twilight starts the shield up again.
>"We wasted a lot of time not dicussing a plan, so it ended up getting pretty late. We'll discuss the travel plans tomorrow."
>Spike starts to go in his tent.
>"Well, goodnight everyone."
>Twilight goes into her tent.
>"Goodnight Spike."
Goodnight Twilight.
>You walk into your tent, lying down on the sleeping bag.
>Once you finally find a comfortable position to sleep in, everything starts to feel nice.
>The mild wind, the darkness, the fine moonlight, Fluttershy wrapping her hooves around yo-
>Wait, what?!
>You push her hooves away, looking angry at her.
Fluttershy, what are you doing?
>"I was cold, and I thought you might've wanted company."
>Time to read the mind again.
>"Anon, I was hoping that you'd enjoy my company. You, wrapping your arms around me. Me, allowing it to happen while wrapping my hooves around you and nuzzling your head. It would end with us cuddling all night, and it would be amazing!"
>She looks into your eyes.
>"Oh...my. He looks really handsome from this angle."
>You sigh.
>Guess it won't hurt to make her smile.
>You wrap your arms around her.
>She moves closer in response, wrapping her hooves around you again, nuzzling your neck.
>She smiles and looks up at you again.
>"Thanks Anon."
No problem. And thanks for thinking that I look handsome.
>She looks at you with confusion.
>"How did you know that I thought you were handsome?"
I can read everyone's thoughts.
>She gulps.
>Reading her thoughts again.
>"Anon read my thoughts?! But that's a violation of my privacy! And it's a little creepy."
>She looks at you.
>"You just read my thoughts right now, didn't you?"
Yep.
>She frowns.
>"You're lucky you're cute."
>She yawns, then looks at you, smiling.
>"I'm glad you let me do this Anon."
>You smile back at her, but something was stuck on your mind.
>How is Fluttershy not affected by estrus season?
Fluttershy?
>"Yes Anon?"
Are you a virgin?
>She starts to look embarrassed, and hides her mane.
>"Y-Yes."
>Well, Twilight did say that virgins were immune.
>Fluttershy smiles at you.
>"I was saving myself for you."
>That made you sad on the inside.
>Even if you were attracted to Fluttershy, you would never be able to have sex with her.
Goodnight Fluttershy.
>"Goodnight Anon."
>She nuzzles your neck, then falls asleep.
>It actually kinda cute, watching her sleep like this.
>Time to look in everyone's dream to make sure they're OK.
>Twilight was dreaming of talking about the troubles of being asexual with you.
>Spike was dreaming of ramming Rarity again.
>Since you are able to talk to anyone in their minds, you might be able to ruin his fantasy.
Spike...
>Dream Spike stops fucking Rarity and looks at her.
>"Did you say something Rarity?"
>This is going to be good.
>You breath in and...
STOP DREAMING ABOUT FUCKING RARITY! YOU'RE UNATTRACTIVE, STUPID, SHORT, AND POOR! DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU'D EVER HAVE A CHANCE OF GETTING HER?! EVEN IF YOU DID, YOUR PENIS IS TOO SMALL TO EVER SATISFY THE REAL RARITY!
>Spike starts crying after that.
>You proceed to clap your hands.
A job well done.
>Hopefully he won't have those disgusting dreams anymore after something like this.
>Time to check Fluttershy.
>This won't be fun.
>You focus on her and get transported to a grassy area.
>You see Dream Anon and Dream Fluttershy sitting together.
>Guess she's dreaming of dating you.
>Dream Fluttershy looks at dream Anon and smiles.
>"Anon, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me. If it wasn't for you, I would probably still be unhappy with my life."
>Dream Fluttershy kisses  dream Anon on the lips.
>You can't help but d'aw at this moment.
>Unfortunately, they hear the d'aw and look around in confusion.
>They both just shrug it off and continue to kiss.
>Dream Anon pulls away to say something.
>"Fluttershy, I want to spend the rest of my life with you and start a family, so...
>He pulls out a ring that fits her hoof.
>"Will you marry me?"
>"YES!"
>Dream Fluttershy kisses Anon.
>You stop looking into Fluttershy's dream.
>It's depressing seeing something like this.
>Because no matter what happens, you'll never be able to love Fluttershy because of your asexuality, and you'd never be able to have foals with her.
>It feels like it would devastate her if she knew this.
>This must be how Twilight feels about asexuality.
>You focus on Twilight and go into her dream to talk with her.
>You see that dream Twilight is still discussing the negatives of asexuality with dream you.
>Guess it would be a smart idea to ask her how long estrus season is.
Twilight?
>Twilight looks up in confusion.
>"Um, who is talking?
It's Anon. I'm going into your dreams.
>"Why are you here?"
Yeah, sorry about this, but I need to ask you something.
>She sighs.
>"What is it?"
I need to know how long estrus season lasts.
>"It lasts 1 week in P0nyville, which is significantly shorter than it normally lasts. We have 6 days left starting tomorrow. Can you please go and let me enjoy my dream?"
OK.
>You take your focus away from her and go back to real life.
>Fluttershy is still hugging you with her hooves.
>She is smiling and holding you tightly.
>It actually feels really nice.
>You embrace the cuddle and hold her harder.
>She moves in closer and her hair ends up getting hair in your face.
>It's so freaking soft, so you rest your head on it.
>Well, time to go to sleep.
>After this, there's only 6 days left...