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- [20:51:41] Nykke > <url=http://imgur.com/gallery/e28oxTw>GOOD MORNING SON</url>
- [22:28:21] Tornas Aranic > <url=http://imgur.com/gallery/e28oxTw>GOOD MORNING SON</url>
- [23:08:03] Jack Wolfsskin > Take the fight and repent your sins!
- [23:08:30] Ozymandias Sparious > <url=http://imgur.com/gallery/e28oxTw>GOOD MORNING SON</url>
- [06:16:17] EVE System > Subspace communication beacon unreachable. Channel list unavailable.
- [06:24:24] EVE System > Subspace communication beacon unreachable. Channel list unavailable.
- [09:34:37] Phosphorescence > nice to see you're awake
- [09:35:42] Rectal Rampage > haha i have no idea whats going on.. just come online after re subbing my first month and nobody is here and everything has been trashed
- [09:35:56] Rectal Rampage > someone really wanted to <br>╔╗╔╗ ╔╗╔╗║║╔╗ ╦╗╔=╔=╔╗™<br>║╗║║ ╠╣╠╣║║╚╗ ║║╠=╠=╠╝<br>╚╝╚╝ ╚╝║║╚╚╚╝ ╩╝╚=╚=║
- [09:37:21] Phosphorescence > Can you transfer control of your citadel to us?
- [09:37:51] Rectal Rampage > i doubt it ive been playing about a month in total
- [09:38:07] Rectal Rampage > so i have no access to anything
- [09:38:14] Phosphorescence > that is unfortunate.
- [09:39:37] Phosphorescence > do you fancy a bargain?
- [09:41:02] Rectal Rampage > everyone loves a bargain haha but i honestly dont know whats going on if your needing info
- [09:41:52] Phosphorescence > we have all the info we need, have you gotten a mail from your CEO on the circumstances of the situation you find yourself in?
- [09:42:08] Rectal Rampage > just a mail saying were at war
- [09:42:34] Phosphorescence > can you foreward the mail to me?
- [09:42:38] Rectal Rampage > but i dont really get whats going on haha ive never played before.. j
- [09:43:20] Rectal Rampage > Vendetta Mercenary Group has declared war on Nexus Alliance.<br>Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved. If war is due to a corporation at war joining an alliance, then the war starts immediately instead.
- [09:45:38] Phosphorescence > was there a mail from the CEO or anything informing you and the rest of your corp members of the current situation in this wormhole?
- [09:45:50] Rectal Rampage > no just that :/
- [09:46:11] Rectal Rampage > and now nobody is here haha great first experience haha
- [09:46:27] Phosphorescence > well, back to my earlier question, are you up for a bargain?
- [09:46:38] Rectal Rampage > depends on what the bargain entails
- [09:47:28] Phosphorescence > you in your Astero can leave this wormhole for a one time fee of 100 mil.
- [09:48:45] Rectal Rampage > haha first of all i dont have that.. who makes 100mil in less than a month , secondly i have played rust enough to know that im dead if i pay or not
- [09:49:19] Rectal Rampage > and seeing as i suck at scanning and i have zero pvp experience and the corp is gone im in a bind
- [09:49:43] Rectal Rampage > so my only option is i self destruct or just start a new character
- [09:50:55] Phosphorescence > As a follower of Bob, i believe highly in honor.
- [09:51:16] Phosphorescence > so, you could lose everything here, or trust me to lead you out for a fee.
- [09:53:25] Rectal Rampage > thieves have no honor and i as a follower of Gajeel Master of Justice cannot freely bargain with those who take from the poor for self gain.
- [09:55:10] Phosphorescence > This is where you are mislead my friend, we are not taking from the poor, we are serving the justice that is deserved to those who desecrate Bob, the god of wormhole space, and then lie about doing such.
- [09:57:33] Rectal Rampage > but i have done no such thing yet you try to force me to pay what i cannot afford just for my freedom. in taking my freedom you are a thief and thieves have no honor my lady
- [09:59:34] Phosphorescence > You should talk to your corp members about Honor, accepting a Tech 3 Destroyer duel and then showing up in a tengu and curse. That my friend is no honor.
- [10:00:07] Rectal Rampage > so i must pay for anothers mistake?
- [10:00:51] Phosphorescence > Yes, for following those who desecrate Bob, and fly with no honor.
- [10:00:53] Rectal Rampage > killing many to gain revenge against the few is terrorism
- [10:01:11] Rectal Rampage > you are a terrorist and have no honor
- [10:01:23] Rectal Rampage > you are scum and shall be forever tainted
- [10:01:38] Phosphorescence > We are only upholding Bob's will.
- [10:01:41] Rectal Rampage > for your sins you must repent or justice shall be taken forcefully
- [10:01:56] Rectal Rampage > your upholding nothing but hate and disgust
- [10:02:23] Rectal Rampage > if it is bobs will to punish the innocent then bobs will is evil and unjust
- [10:02:27] Phosphorescence > There is no hate, only purification.
- [10:03:03] Rectal Rampage > purifying innocence is not the will of a just ruler
- [10:03:33] Phosphorescence > Bob is not a ruler, He is a god.
- [10:03:50] Rectal Rampage > no god would ask you to do what you have done
- [10:04:08] Rectal Rampage > only a deluded fool with idiot folowers who cannot see for themselves.. i pity you
- [10:05:24] Phosphorescence > Thank you for your pity, I take it you wont be taking my kind offer of an exit?
- [10:06:00] Rectal Rampage > i refuse to make deals with idiots who choose to blindly follow and cannot comprehend anything for themselves
- [10:06:14] Rectal Rampage > thank you for your time
- [10:06:21] Phosphorescence > Praise Bob
- [10:06:22] Rectal Rampage > but i shall be taking my leave now
- [10:06:32] Rectal Rampage > praise Gajeel
- [10:08:41] Phosphorescence > Thank you for your payment of 3 million isk in the form of a bounty, 97 million more and i'll let you out.
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