I can no longer wait any longer, something needs to be said. Kylecole's chauvinistic diatribes have been establishing beachheads in chat and cancer and shit and everywhere else that chauvinistic diatribes can appear. First, the misinformation: KKyle suggests that every word that leaves his mouth is teeming with useful information. Where the heck did he come up with that? First, I'll give you a very brief answer, his nugatory vituperations have created a class of dependent shitposters and autistic users. Sadly, providing for their needs and wants is leading us towards chat sclerosis.

If it is not yet clear I will put it bluntly; no amalgamation of incurable diseases, post movement police brutality, tertiary labor exploitation, or exportation of risk can begin to scratch the crucible of shit that is Kylecole’s presence. The sheer amount of distasteful filth that is dredged up from even a millisecond of his existence is comparable to that of the mass of the universe. If contribution was represented by a polynomial, Kyle would be the inverse function of that polynomial. This has become such a great issue that I have heard rumors of president Obama canceling his luxurious at-tax-payers-expense Christmas vacation just to take action on this matter. I feel that the very fabric of existence wakes on him being successful in his endeavor. I must stress that this is all extremely understated. I seriously considered writing this in a language with words better suited to fully describe in words how much shit Kyle is, but alas no such language exists. With that said I will do everything in my power to sum up the facts on paper.

There is not a single archetype of a person known to exist that is worse than Kyle. Not only is every word that escapes that blowhole of a mouth teeming with a cesspool of used heroine needles from a fat, 60-year-old man with AIDS located in a dumpster in the middle of New Jersey, but the amount of lead needed to avoid getting cancer from his very existence just simply does not exist. Everything he touches, no matter the thread or chat subject, instantly becomes trash the moment he enters it. The lapses in common sense and knowledge ingrained in everything he posts could be used as a demonstration of just how smart people trapped in a permanent vegetable state really are. The fact that Kyle is even allowed to live, let alone actually talk to humans, singlehandedly disproves any point made by an atheist. According to the laws of the universe, it is a scientific impossibility for someone to be such an incompetent moron and yet still be alive.

Even more staggering is the fact that this is all from the guise of Smogon; a community notorious for autistic members and the greatest of shitposters the vast internet has ever known. It’s not just that the “content” Kyle posts is lacking even a sliver of logical independent thought, oh no, it’s much worse than that. He may very well be the most delusional excuse for an extension of “human” rights that the world has ever seen. In a community centered around adults playing a children’s video game at a manufactured “competitive” level it is hard to believe one could ever be singled out and perceived as delusional, but that is exactly how bad Kyle is. Despite everyone displaying hostility at every turn, and rightfully so, he continues to come back, like a sex addicted pervert to the very prostitute that gave him hepatitis. There is no place involved in the Pokemon community where this isn’t apparent.

I would continue but I just now realized that my computer lacks the memory required to save a document long enough to sufficiently get across the full degree to which yle is a disgusting, poorly contrived, absolute basura player. Anyone who has ever lost a battle to Kyle should burn himself alive, ideally in a place where the ashes of shame will never be visible to another living soul. With the thoughts of us all finally documented I wish I could rest easy, but that will be impossible so long as the stench of Kylecole is around. I would pray to God, but it is obvious the situation has grown even out of his hands.