(Dialogue)
shitposter 1: shitposting It never gets old, huh?
shitposter 2: Nope.
shitposter 1: It kinda makes you want to…
shitposter 2: Break into a song?
shitposter 1: Yep.

I love the vidya,
I love no loading screens
I love to complain
I love to pirate things
We love the whole board
And all its webms with sounds
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da

I love the dub post
I love the moon rune games
I love to go fast
I love combo chains
We love this whole board
And all its craziness
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da

I hate the indies
I hate the AAA
I hate game stories
I hate forced romances
We love to hate games
It’s such a stupid thing
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da

(shitposter still singing refrain from last commercial)
shitposter 1: Man, I cannot get that site out of my head.
shitposter 2: Totally, I’m going again.
(Melody begins, shitposters begin to sing)
shitposter 2: I love our hotwheels,
shitposter 1: I love the ddos attacks.

I love the BIG GUYS,
I love milk from cows.
We love this whole site,
So many things to see.
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da,
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da,

I love to catch gets,
I love when pols right.
I love the anime,
I love when newfags bite.
We love this whole site,
No place I’d rather be.
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da,
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da,

(spoken) Site down, still loving it.
I love to get fit,
I love our free speech,
I love the dank memes,
I love to shitalk films.
We love this whole site,
And being part of it.
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da,
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da,
Boom-de-ah-da,
Boom-de-ah-da,
Boom-de-ah-da,
Boom-de-ah-da,