Gaben's coming to the next E3 (a rumor in st petersburg- anastasia)

(anon 1)
my game backlog is dwindling
(anon2)
my game backlog is bleak
(anon 3)
and i waisted my life posting on /v/ all week

(choir)
for since the launch of DOTA valve hasnt made a game
thank goodness for shitposting, that gets us through the day

HEY! have you heard? gaben's coming to the next E3
have you heard? what they're posting on the web?

(anon 1)
although gaben did not showed up
a game may still be on the works
(choir)
HALF LIFE PART THREEEEEE!
(anon1)
but please do not repeat


(choir)
a legend, a rumor, a stupid meme
something found inside the  code or in a hidden file

this rumor is part of our industry!

(anon 2)
they say to play the mod you have to pay a royal sum
to experience a game that may get close

(anon 3)
a donation for these models, they're alyx, i swear
(anon 4)
come get some AI scripts installed by the pair
(anon 5)
i got this from the appdata, looks like a real sign
(choir)
that we'll be getting something, before twenty tewntyfive (2025)


(gaben singing)
its the rumor, the legend, the silly meme
its the question the fans asked me for the past ten years
perhaps i should make the game finally

or maybe i could sell the game made by someone else
and put them on the summer sale on steam, imagine all the work that i could save up for myself
who else could pull it off but the valve shills

brand new hats! brand new hats!
i'll sell out! i'll sell out

and in /v/ they'll have some new thing to complain about!

(chorus)
HEY! have you heard? gaben's coming to the next E3
have you heard? what they're posting on the web?
hey!



a fascinating mystery

(gaben)
the biggest con in history!

(chorus)
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
its fake and gay!

(anon 1)
who cares? sage