>be me 2043
>/v/ won gamergate
>SJWs got btfo by gamers
>/v/ replaced SJWs
>normal fags fucked it up
>rich faggots took a liking to us
>gotten more extreme
>toppled world governments
>founded Peoples republic of Piccolo
>announce true daily dose
>MFW television cuts to piccolo dick
>green and purple plays
>phew.exe
>hear buzzing from streets
>WTF.gif
>look out 24th story window
>see bad dragon dildos flying
>badly painted green
>fucking anything alive
>women, children, dogs, cats, etc
>JESUSFUCK.jpg
>grab moist nugget
>time to get some range time
>Piccolo drone reaches window
>I shoot it severing its head off
>cum lube flys everywhere
>4 more appear
>I shoot another
>stab one with my bayonet
>one starts flying for my mouth
>I bat it way with my nugget
>run out the room and into the hall
>screams from my neighbors
>piccolo drones are broadcasting green and purple
>use this to track them
>they are coming up both stairs
>try to start the elevator
>they are getting close
>FUCK.PNG
>I 360 no scope two out of the air
>they crash into the wall leaving cum lube splats
>not enough time for mom to get the camera
>elevator is almost here
>they try to violate my anus from the other side
>I jump and bat one way the other almost gets through
>the elevator opens I fall into it
>two follow me in before doors close
>I fight them off with my bayonet
>load rounds into my nugget
>iamgoingtomakeit.jpeg
>elevator doors open
>15 piccolo drones
>they descend upon me
>I fight for a few minutes
>MFW I have received my daily dose