Callum fights!

<Serket>	CALLUM HEYES
<Callum_Heyes>	YES
<Serket>	ARE YOU READY TO RUUUMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE
<Callum_Heyes>	SURE WHY NOT
<Serket>	okay
<Serket>	lets do this then
<Callum_Heyes>	alright
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+2 for initiative while i sit here
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+2 for initiative while i sit here [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
<Serket>	...damn
<Serket>	roll 4#1d20-1 to impnititaive
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 4#1d20-1 to impnititaive [ 1d20=16 ]{15}, [ 1d20=15 ]{14}, [ 1d20=7 ]{6}, [ 1d20=17 ]{16}
<Callum_Heyes>	son whered you find that
<Serket>	Callum somehow manages to outspeed all the imps, and gets the jump on the.
<Serket>	Somehow
<Callum_Heyes>	((Anything special for a crit))
<Serket>	(( no.
<Callum_Heyes>	((damn))
<Callum_Heyes>	Alright I turn to the imp that I had just slapped
<Serket>	The imp is offended that you slapped him, but is bound by the laws of spacetime to wait his god-damned turn.
<Callum_Heyes>	"wai r u guise suhch ashowles"
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+6 to grapple
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+6 to grapple [ 1d20=19 ]{25}
<Serket>	roll 1d20-1 to not grapple
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 1d20-1 to not grapple [ 1d20=7 ]{6}
<Serket>	The Imp fails to not be grappled, and, somehow, you manage to fail to not grapple him as well.
<Callum_Heyes>	i give him another one of the old slappero
<Callum_Heyes>	"fuhk u guise soe muhch"
<Serket>	The imp hisses at you.
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+3 for the slappe
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+3 for the slappe [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
<Serket>	Your slap hits the air, instead of the Imp.
<Serket>	The air is offended by your attack.
<Serket>	End turn?
<Callum_Heyes>	end turn
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d6
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
<Serket>	roll 1d4
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
<Serket>	The grappled imp struggles in an attempt to free itself.
<Serket>	roll 1d20-1
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=11 ]{10}
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+6
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+6 [ 1d20=1 ]{7}
<Callum_Heyes>	...
<Serket>	The Imp escapes your grapple, and ends up with his little, claw-like hands around your neck instead.
<Serket>	You are grappled by the imp.
<Serket>	Sort of.
<Serket>	The other Imps, stirred into action by the other Imps rousing success, bare down upon you with their own cute little claws.
<Serket>	roll 3#1d20-1 to-hit
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 3#1d20-1 to-hit [ 1d20=14 ]{13}, [ 1d20=11 ]{10}, [ 1d20=18 ]{17}
<Serket>	roll 2#1d4-1
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 2#1d4-1 [ 1d4=4 ]{3}, [ 1d4=2 ]{1}
<Serket>	End turn.
<Callum_Heyes>	(((am i grappled?))
<Serket>	(( yes ))
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+3 to slap the imp
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+3 to slap the imp [ 1d20=18 ]{21}
<Callum_Heyes>	"LEHT MEH GOE"
<Serket>	The imp takes three damage from your slap.
<Serket>	The imp, subsequently, refuses to let you go.
<Serket>	He simply digs his claws further into your neck.
<Callum_Heyes>	((jesus this imp is tanky))
<Callum_Heyes>	((over 12 hp))
<Serket>	(( lolno
<Serket>	(( you've only done like, 6 damage to him
<Callum_Heyes>	((Crit slap before the fight did 5))
<Serket>	(( doesnt count
<Callum_Heyes>	((awww))
<Serket>	(( :P
<Callum_Heyes>	I attempt to free myself from the grapple
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+6
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+6 [ 1d20=6 ]{12}
<Serket>	roll 1d20-1 to not free
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 1d20-1 to not free [ 1d20=7 ]{6}
<Serket>	You are freed from the imps grasp.
<Callum_Heyes>	I give him a stern look of disapproval
<Callum_Heyes>	end turn
<Serket>	The imps, once more, mount a more or less co-ordinated attack on you.
<Serket>	roll 4#1d20-1
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 4#1d20-1 [ 1d20=8 ]{7}, [ 1d20=17 ]{16}, [ 1d20=20 ]{19}, [ 1d20=4 ]{3}
<Serket>	roll 2#1d4-1
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 2#1d4-1 [ 1d4=2 ]{1}, [ 1d4=1 ]{0}
<Serket>	End turn.
<Callum_Heyes>	20/28 hp
<Callum_Heyes>	I proceed to slap the fuck out of that stupid imp again
<Serket>	.roll damage
<Serket>	er
<Serket>	to hit
<Callum_Heyes>	"I HAYTE U I HAYTE U I HAYTE U"
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+3
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=8 ]{11}
<Serket>	You slap the imp so hard that you actually land a hit instead of whiffing into the air.
<Serket>	The Imps body falls to the ground, and explodes into mystical blue hexagons.
<Serket>	You gain +10 EXP
<Callum_Heyes>	I continue to FLIP THE FUCK OUT
<Callum_Heyes>	I grab the next imp
<Serket>	roll 1d20-1 to not grab the next imp
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 1d20-1 to not grab the next imp [ 1d20=4 ]{3}
<Callum_Heyes>	"U GUISE R DA SHITESHT TRANSLAYTORHS EVAH"
<Serket>	You grab the next imp
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+6
<Serket>	roll 1d3
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+6 [ 1d20=20 ]{26}
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 1d3 [ 1d3=1 ]{1}
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d6
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
<Callum_Heyes>	end turn
<Serket>	You grapple the imp, but you grapple it so hard that you end up crushing it to death with your pseudo-hug.
<Serket>	It also explodes into hexagons.
<Serket>	+10 EXP
<Serket>	The remaining two imps screech at the loss of their comrades, they, once more, launch into attack.
<Serket>	roll 2#1d20-1
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 2#1d20-1 [ 1d20=16 ]{15}, [ 1d20=2 ]{1}
<Serket>	roll 1d4-1
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 1d4-1 [ 1d4=1 ]{0}
<Serket>	Both of the Imps fail to do any worthwhile damage in the slightest.
<Serket>	end turn
<Callum_Heyes>	"tranhlatorhs downt scrahtch dis muhch
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+6 to grapple the imp
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+6 to grapple the imp [ 1d20=10 ]{16}
<Callum_Heyes>	The one that hit
<Serket>	roll 1d20-1 to plsno
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 1d20-1 to plsno [ 1d20=2 ]{1}
<Serket>	The Imp manages to evade not being grappled for the time being.
<Callum_Heyes>	I kick the fucker in his legs
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+3
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
<Callum_Heyes>	end turn
<Serket>	The Imp struggles in your grasp.
<Serket>	roll 1d20-1
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=8 ]{7}
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+6
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+6 [ 1d20=14 ]{20}
<Serket>	The imp struggles to remain grappled, and it succeeds.
<Serket>	The other imp attempts to free the first imp by clawing your eyes out.
<Serket>	roll 1d20-1
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=2 ]{1}
<Serket>	Needless to say, it fails miserbaly.
<Serket>	End turn
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+3 to go back to the far effective slaps
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+3 to go back to the far effective slaps [ 1d20=4 ]{7}
<Serket>	You slap manages to be even less effective than last time.
<Callum_Heyes>	end turn
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d6
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=2 ]{2}
<Serket>	The imp tries to pull itself out of your grip once more.
<Serket>	roll 1d20-1
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=4 ]{3}
<Serket>	The other imp continues to mount it's ongoing assault on you.
<Serket>	roll 1d20-1
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=14 ]{13}
<Serket>	roll 1d4-1
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 1d4-1 [ 1d4=1 ]{0}
<Serket>	End turn
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+3 to try and hit the back of his foot with a kick
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+3 to try and hit the back of his foot with a kick [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
<Serket>	Your kick finds its mark easily, and the imp takes 4 damage.
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d6
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=2 ]{2}
<Callum_Heyes>	end turn
<Serket>	The Imp, seeming to be on it's last legs, attemps to pull itself away from your grip once more
<Serket>	roll 1d20-1
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=8 ]{7}
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+6 to not critfail
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+6 to not critfail [ 1d20=6 ]{12}
<Serket>	The Imp fails to escape your grapple, and the other Imp attemps to grapple you.
<Serket>	roll 1d20-1
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=1 ]{0}
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+6
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+6 [ 1d20=19 ]{25}
<Serket>	The Imp tries to climb up your back, but ends up falling off and faceplanting on the ground.
<Serket>	The imp takes 4 damage, and is prone on the grund.
<Serket>	End turn
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+3 to kick the other foot
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+3 to kick the other foot [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
<Serket>	You kick the other foot, and the imps legs give out beneath it, causing it to fall to the ground and explode into mystical blue hexagons.
<Serket>	+10 exp
<Serket>	End turn? Or grapple the last imp
<Callum_Heyes>	((can i grapple proned guys))
<Callum_Heyes>	((can i pick them up))
<Serket>	(( yes, yes you can, and no, no you can't
<Serket>	(( However, grappling them makes it impossible for them to get up
<Serket>	(( So free advantage on all attacks
<Callum_Heyes>	Roll 1d20+6 to grapple a man while he is down
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+6 to grapple a man while he is down [ 1d20=6 ]{12}
<Serket>	roll 1d20-1 to not grpaple
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 1d20-1 to not grpaple [ 1d20=6 ]{5}
<Serket>	You pin the imp to the ground.
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d6 I guess
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d6 I guess [ 1d6=2 ]{2}
<Callum_Heyes>	end turn
<Serket>	The Imp tries to struggle out of your grasp.
<Serket>	roll 1d20-1
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=8 ]{7}
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+6
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+6 [ 1d20=3 ]{9}
<Serket>	The imp fails to get out of your grip.
<Serket>	End turn'
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+3 to kick an imp while he is down
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+3 to kick an imp while he is down [ 1d20=6 ]{9}
<Serket>	* you have advantage
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d20+3 to kick an imp while he is down
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20+3 to kick an imp while he is down [ 1d20=10 ]{13}
<Serket>	You succesfully kick the crippled imp.
*	Callum_Heyes laughs at the imp
<Callum_Heyes>	"FUHK DA ROUM UHP NOHW"
<Callum_Heyes>	"JUSHT TRAI"
<Serket>	The Imp knocks over a nearby can
<Serket>	just to spite you
*	Callum_Heyes flips off the imp with his free hand
<Serket>	kek
<Callum_Heyes>	I go in to slap it again
<Callum_Heyes>	No wait
<Callum_Heyes>	end
<Callum_Heyes>	roll 1d6
<`DICE>	Callum_Heyes rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
<Serket>	The Imp is suffocated to death, and explodes into hexagons
<Serket>	+10 exp
<Callum_Heyes>	I touch all the hexagons
<Serket>	roll 4#1d10+10 for hexagons
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 4#1d10+10 for hexagons [ 1d10=10 ]{20}, [ 1d10=9 ]{19}, [ 1d10=3 ]{13}, [ 1d10=10 ]{20}
<Serket>	damnnnnnnn
<Callum_Heyes>	"evehn en def day leyveh ay mes"
<Serket>	roll 4#1d2
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 4#1d2 [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
<Serket>	roll 4#2d8
<`DICE>	Serket rolled 4#2d8 [ 2d8=8 ]{8}, [ 2d8=3 ]{3}, [ 2d8=8 ]{8}, [ 2d8=5 ]{5}
<Callum_Heyes>	((jeez))
<Serket>	You gain 72 Build Grist
<Serket>	You gain 20 T1 grist