Once upon a time, the universe was nothing but a lifeless, desolate void full of horrors beyond
our comprehension. There was no hope. There was no light. There was no life. But then something
began to take form within that universe. It was something that could finally bring order to
the chaos that had ravaged that universe. This being took physical form. This being called itself

"Madzombie".

And thus, Madzombie was born into our realm. Immediately, he questioned the darkness surrounding
him and his morals refused to let him abide by their laws. He fought back and erased the darkness.
Erased what lay waste for so long. He traveled across the universe before finally settling on
a single planet. A single planet known as Yugibro. And on this planet, he created people. However,
Madzombie knew they had nothing to do with their newborn lives, so he created a card game. The
Yu-Gi-Oh card game. It was a game based around the concepts of magic and monsters and required
much skill and concentration to win at. The people took this card game to heart and began playing
with all their souls, but a special group was better than the rest. This group came to be known as
the IRC Crew. They were composed of

DSBro, a hotheaded young and prideful duelist. He acts as the de-facto leader of the group and is
known to be a skillful duelist, but lets his anger get the best of him sometimes. Despite his
tough guy exterior, he harbors a crush on tzan.

datallen, a curiously odd fellow with a knack for speaking. While his dueling skills may not be up
par with everyone else's, he is known for pulling tricks from up his sleeves that let him win in ways
that surprise everyone.

Fouk_Yuu, an up and coming star, but with a shady past. He is considered one of the top duelists in the
world, but whispers and rumors of his background surround him. It is said his father is one of the
exiled shadow duelists, who once threatened the universe and Madzombie himself.

Confs1, one of the few homosexual males on Yugibro. While his friends tolerate his behavior and constant
flirting, he has yet to understand the world does not accept him. But his dueling skills are legendary
and despite his sexual orientation, he is considered one of the very few able to stalemate Fouk_Yuu.

And tzan, the lone female of the group. She strives to be an independent girl, but her endowed bust tends
to get in the way of her goals, especially when it attracts the attention of the majority of her supposed
friends. Her dueling skills are unparalleled within the female community however, and she is by far one
of the greatest female duelists ever.

They were a group of friends who strived to be the best on the planet. But little do they know, a great
journey is about to unfold that will hang the very balance of the universe on their shoulders...

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CHAPTER 1 SECTION 1:

"AIIIII! IT'S SO CUTEEEEE AND KAWAII UGUU~! I MUST HAVE IT"

The group sighed in accord as Confs, once again, dragged them to the mall to look at plush anime toys. They were tired from
a recent bout with a rival group and were all in need of much rest and relaxation. Their bodies were tired, their minds were
tired, and most importantly, their cards were tired. DSBro became very mad at this and ran over to Confs, attempting to drag
him out of the store.

"COME ON CONFS, ENOUGH OF THIS. WE'RE LEAVING!" he screamed. Confs however, grabbed onto his shirt and, in a stroke of extreme
awkward, caused both of them to fall. On each other.

"Oh DSBro-kun, I knew you would come aroudn.." Confs seductively stated while purring and scratching his chest. DSBRo finally
got wind of his situation and seeing tzan look at him shamefully, immediately pushed Confs off of him and ran over to join the
rest of the group. He was fearful and attempting to wipe off what appeared to be an invisible substance on him. Cue the laughter.

"Goddammit Confs! How many times have we told you that we're not faggots!" DSBro shouted while still brushing off the imaginary
substance. datallen only laughed at his situation and hopped around DSBro, which only served to make him angrier.

"Aww, is DSBro-kun mad?" said datallen, who only roared with more laughter.

"FUCK YOU FUCKING SHIT-TIER MOTHERFUCKER COME AT ME" DSBro raged. He took out his duel disk, stained with the blood of multiple
enemies, pulling out his Legendary Six Samurai Deck.

"Guys, lets not do this in the middle of the mall..." said Fouk_Yuu, who only glared at Confs for causing this situation. datallen
laughed, and reached into his pants.

"THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" screamed tzan, horrified at his actions. But her fears settled as he only took out his deck, Anti-Meta,
which he affectionally nick-named "Troll-kun". The group glared at datallen, who only proceeded to laugh more and stroke his
deck suggestively.

"Alright DSBro-kun, we'll duel. Winner gets to take tzan out on a date!"

DSBro's eyes widened and he looked fearfully at tzan who only look on, pretending to not pay attention.

"A-A-ALRIGHT FAGGOT LETS DO IT! I'M NOT AFRAID. AND IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE TZAN, IT'S JUST THAT I NEED TO BEAT THIS FAGGOT" DSBro
said, with much hesitation. He wiped his sweaty palms on his pants. tzan remained expressionless. datallen slapped his deck in
and the duel began.

"DUELLLLLLLLUUUUUU STARTOOOOOOOO!" both of the duelists screamed. The duel began, but little did they know, 2 figures were watching them steathily.

"Are you sure that's them, boss?"

"No doubt. That's them alright, and that's him. We need them. Prepare the Exodia."

"But boss, we can't possibl-"

"NO BUTTS FAGGOT, GET EXODIA. NOW."

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Chapter 1: Section 2


"ALRIGHT COCK FAGGOT, I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP SO BADLY" screamed DSBro.

"Fuck me up? I'm pretty sure the saying is just Fuck me" said the smiling datallen, who only pointed at Confs. DSBro raged. Oh
dear god he raged. The amount of rage he was producing was literally threatening to tear apart the universe.

If this was Dragonball Z.

"FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT SHIT FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER" foamed DSBro, who seemed on the edge of insanity. "I'M GOING TO FUCKING
MURDER YOU" as he drew his trading cards. He smiled like a fucking maniac at his opening hand. "I'VE WON FAGGOT, FIRST I PLAY GATEWAY OF THE SIX AS
WELL AS SHIEN'S DOJO. THEN I PLAY 3 SIX SAMURAI UNITED. THEN, I NORMAL SUMMON ELEMENTAL HER-I MEAN LEGENDARY SIX SAMURAI KAGEKI, WHO SPECIAL SUMMONS
KAGEMUSHA." The two monsters appeared on the field, ready for their master's command.

"NOW, FEEL ALL MY PAIN. ALL MY ANGER. ALL MY SORROW. FIGHT THROUGH HISTORY, FIGHT FOR OUR ANCESTORS. LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH. SYNCHR
SHOKANNNNNNNNNNNNNN! LEGENDARY SIX SAMURAI SHI-EN"

"IM A FAGOT HURRR" Legendary Six Samurai Shi-En stated as he entered the battlefield, sword at the ready. He looked unafraid, as if he lived through
countless wars.

"NOW, I SEND ALL THE SIX SAMURAI UNITED TO DRAW 6 CARDS! THEN, I USE GATEWAY OF THE SIX TO RETRIEVE GRANDMASTER OF THE SIX, WHO I SPECIAL SUMMON!" he screamed with
all of his soul.

"IM A FAGOT 2 DURR" Grandmaster of the Six said as he appeared on the field, his eyepatch and scars proving his wisdom and veteran spirit.

"NOW, I ACTIVATE SHIEN'S DOJO, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO SPECIAL SUMMON A LEGENDARY SIX SAMURAI KIZAN ONTO THE FIELD."

Kizan appeared, as battle-hardened as always. "HERP" he said.

"NOW, I SET 4 CARDS FACEDOWN. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW FAGGOT BWAHAHAHHAA" maniacally screamed DSBro.

datallen only smiled. "How's about this" as he revealed Effect Veiler, calling Shi-En and activated Giant Trunade. DSBro screamed in horror.

"NANIIIIIIIIIIIII!?"

datallen laughed even harder as he special summoned Cyber Dragon and using Monster Reborn, revived Kagemusha. He smiled grew to massive proportions as an interesting
bulge appeared to grow in his nether regions.

DSBro was terrified. He screamed "DON'T DO IT FAGGOT DO YOU DARE DO IT AND SUMMO-"

"BLACK ROSE NUKE"

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" DSBro cried. He had no way to stop it as his Six Sams were destroyed. He cried and took another
quick glance at tzan who only looked on in awe of datallen. He felt sick.

"Alright, then I set like 5 facedowns and call it a turn" Datallen said, his bulge continuing to grow.

"FUCKING DICKS" screamed DSBro. He had no move. His hand was full of spells and traps he couldn't use. He simply set 5 and called it a turn. datallen smiled once
more and flipped 3 Dust Tornados and 2 Mystical Space Typhoons. He then set 1 card due to Dust Tornado's effect

DSBro's jaw dropped. "IS THAT EVEN FUCKING PLAUSIBLE" he screamed as his precious spells and traps were destroyed.

datallen could only laugh even more as he drew his next card. "Now Thunderking Rai-oh! Come on out!"

Thunderking Rai-Oh came out, lightning surrounding the field. "yo what's up nigga im tking ray oooo cause thats what all the bitches say when i fuck em" he stated
with an english accent. datallen then flipped Call of the Haunted, allowing him to bring back Shi-En.

"HORY SHE-" but DSBro didn't even have enough time to cry out before he was attacked. He fell to the ground from the force of the impact. datallen only smiled and
ended his turn.

To say DSBro was fuming would be an understatement. He looked like O.J. Simpson if O.J. Simpson wasn't black. The rest of the duel went south for him as he couldn't
even fight back.

"Wow, DSBro, you can't even mount an offensive. Guess the only thing you can mount is him." datallen said slyly as he pointed at Confs, who winked at DSBro. DSBro
looked dejected. He was defeated in front of his friends, in front of his girl. He was ashamed.

"Awww, cheer up buddy, I'll get you some ice cream, then we can discuss the plannings for your date with tzan" datallen said, patting him on the back. Everyone looked
up at him shocked.

"But datallen, you said the winner would take her out on a date" Fouk_Yuu said, surprised.

">implying i did" datallen said with a monstrous grin.

Almost instantly, DSBro's cock started filling with blood. He could only think of the things he and tzan would do. He would pick her up, take her to the movies,
take her to a five star restraunt, pound her tight pus-"

His fantasy was broken as datallen dragged him towards the food court, with Confs and tzan in tow. Fouk_Yuu shook his head at his friends, but then immediately turned
around. There was nothing there when he turned around. The mall was about to close and most of the lights were off. But he could swear he saw something. Something...

evil.