FRIENDSHIP

>Day one hundred in P0nyville.
>Been three days since you blew off Celestia's invitation to one of her get togethers.
>You're not a fan of hanging around nobles and she needs to understand that.
>It's too bad that she didn't like you not showing up, in fact, she hated it so much she cast a spell on you.
>A very inconvenient spell at that. Every time a pony says the word "Friendship" you ejaculate.
>Needless to say, there were some mares that took advantage of that.
>You remember trying to bathe in your home, when suddenly Pinkie Pie came out of nowhere.
>It was one of your "special alone times" where you like to "relieve stress."
>So of course you were at full mast for the pink party pony.
>She leaped into your tub, impaled herself on your rod.
>And said the word friendship faster than a gatling gun could mow down a group of Somalian children
>Your balls shrank three sizes that day, and your bathtub's consistency started to become thick and milky.
>But she definitely wasn't the worst. Twilight took that title.
>She'd teleport into your house with a few vials at the ready.
>It would start with her tearing your clothes away, putting a vial in front of your man meat, and saying friendship.
>Just so she could get a god damn sample of your goods!
>The most disturbing part would be when she drank straight from the vial WHILE MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH YOU!
>Fucking slutty mares
>God damn Troll Princesses
>Your days have been horrible and they'll continue to be so.

>Day one hundred and one in P0nyville.
>God damn it this spell is horrible! Word had spread fast about your little "enhancement."
>You can't even have a proper conversation with these ponies anymore!
>Bon-Bon just took advantage of it, just like Lyra did a few hours ago.
>Before going to get your candy you were assaulted by the minty menace.
>She unzipped your pants, pull your limp noodle out, turn your way, then leaned in.
>You swear to this day none of these mares have said "friendship" as seductively as Lyra did.
>The torrent of cum you sprayed on her plot and flanks gave her lower body a new coat color.
>And Bon-Bon bent over a little to far and made a seemingly innocent conversation turn nasty.
>She dropped a milk shake and was forced to clean the mess.
>"Oh Anon, thank you so much for coming by. I'm sorry the store is such a mess."
>You were ignoring her when she wiggled her flank from side to side.
"It's fine Bonnie, everyone makes mistakes. I won't hold it against you."
"I know you won't. You value our FRIENDSHIP after all."
>When she heard you grunt she quickly turned around, undid your pants, and lapped up the cum that didn't make it out in time.
>It didn't help that she locked her eyes with yours and started breathing on it.
>THEN SHE SAID FRIENDSHIP A DOZEN TIMES AFTER THAT!
>Okay watching your cum land on her protruding tongue when she gave you such a needy expression was hot.
>But come on man, that shit isn't cool. Neither was Rainbow Dash.
>You had since left your pants with Bon-Bon, after all you didn't want to ruin them more than you already did.
>So when Rainbow Dash came by, you were hoping she would have been cool.
>She landed and asked where Sugarcube Corner was. You know she knew, but you pointed it out anyway and gave her directions.
>Rainbow then proceeded to slip your dick inside of her and milk it for all its worth mid sentence.
>"Don't worry Anon this will only make our FRIENDSHIP stronger."
>Today was god damn horrible.