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- -- sadisticBatter [SB] began trolling volubleVivency [VV] at 22:07 --
- [10:07] SB: ||!!CONGRADULATIONS!!! YOU; USER [volubleVivency] HAVE WON AN AWARD ON pesterdicks.com !!! THE AWARD IS: [WORLD'S BIGGEST LIAR!!] CONGRATULATIONS!!||
- [10:07] VV: What...?
- [10:07] VV: Okay. You're clearly not calm, but I'll humor you.
- [10:07] VV: What did I lie about?
- [10:07] SB: !!||THE AWARD HAS BEEN GIVEN FOR THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT; [[11:27] VV: There's no psychological bullshit going on.] CONGRADULATIONS ON WINNING THIS AWARD ONCE MORE, USER [volubleVivency]!!!||
- [10:08] VV: There wasn't though...?
- [10:09] VV: Did you think I was trying to host a fucking intervention with your datemate or something?
- [10:09] VV: That's...pretty stupid.
- [10:09] SB: son that is exactly what u were tryna do
- [10:09] SB: [11:30] VV: To help you and SB and calm both of you down so a rational discussion can be held.
- [10:09] SB: like
- [10:09] SB: l i k e
- [10:09] VV: Don't call me son.
- [10:09] VV: I'm a girl.
- [10:09] SB: son
- [10:09] SB: shhhh u are my son
- [10:09] SB: i am adopting you it is official
- [10:10] VV: You're thirteen years old.
- [10:10] VV: I'm sixteen.
- [10:10] SB: i never said i had to b older tho
- [10:10] VV: Please take this moment to take a deep breath.
- [10:10] SB: yeah lemme finish laughing first
- [10:10] VV: Why are you here, again?
- [10:10] VV: Here to harrass me and throw gendering terms towards me?
- [10:10] SB: bc u just spend like the past 30minutes annoyin the hsit out of my GF
- [10:10] SB: also
- [10:11] SB: who else was gonna give you the award???
- [10:11] SB: also like i use son as a neutral term mostly ironically
- [10:11] VV: She ended the conversation and I allowed her to. She could have left sooner.
- [10:11] VV: I don't care.
- [10:11] SB: YOU ALLOWED HER TOO
- [10:11] SB: LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- [10:11] VV: Yes...? I could have continued to talk to her.
- [10:11] VV: But I didn't.
- [10:11] SB: yoooooOOOO
- [10:11] SB: YOU ARE AWARE
- [10:11] SB: HOW MUCH OF AN A S S H O L E
- [10:11] SB: YOU ARE
- [10:11] VV: Allowed is the correct usage of the word. I'm not using it in a manner to suggest I'm above her.
- [10:11] SB: BY SAYING THAT
- [10:11] VV: Please shut up.
- [10:11] SB: LMAOOOOOOO
- [10:11] SB: yeah gg
- [10:12] SB: a+ argument skills
- [10:12] SB: allowed is the WORST usage of the word
- [10:12] SB: allowed means you dictated
- [10:12] VV: I'm not here to argue with you, dumbass.
- [10:12] SB: whether the conversation ended
- [10:12] VV: In fact, you're the one here.
- [10:12] VV: So tell me.
- [10:12] VV: What're you here for?
- [10:12] SB: yeah but i, unlike other ppl here are in possession of a dictionary
- [10:12] SB: uh, duh
- [10:12] SB: isn't it obvious???
- [10:12] SB: I was here to give you the reward
- [10:12] SB: duh
- [10:12] SB: its at the top
- [10:12] VV: ...Are you /sure/ you're 13?
- [10:12] SB: just
- [10:12] SB: scroll up
- [10:13] SB: use your fingers im sure you have them
- [10:13] SB: scroooool up
- [10:13] SB: and youll see
- [10:13] VV: Okay. Tristan.
- [10:13] SB: dont use my name
- [10:13] SB: ever
- [10:13] SB: you dont have that privilage
- [10:13] VV: You want to call me son?
- [10:13] VV: I'll call you by your name.
- [10:13] VV: Now, Tristan.
- [10:13] VV: You do realize I can block you.
- [10:13] VV: Right?
- [10:13] VV: And report you.
- [10:13] VV: For harrassment.
- [10:13] SB: gg
- [10:13] SB: also yeah im aware the block feature exists
- [10:14] SB: thats why i had a problem
- [10:14] VV: So why are you still here.
- [10:14] SB: w/ you saying "allowed"
- [10:14] SB: Bc like I said I needed to give you the reward m8
- [10:14] SB: honestly this is just smalltalk
- [10:14] VV: I said still.
- [10:14] SB: Bc this is amusing
- [10:14] VV: As I said before, I'm very particular with my word choice.
- [10:14] SB: You've done a lot of harassment and manipulative shit lately
- [10:14] SB: an honestly watching my girlfriend beat the hsit out of you over text was p amazing
- [10:15] SB: but, to retain my status
- [10:15] SB: as the ULTAMITE HYPOCRITE
- [10:15] SB: AND WORLD'S WORST PERSON
- [10:15] SB: leave us be
- [10:15] SB: thank you
- [10:15] SB: and goodbye
- [10:15] SB: <3 <3 <3
- [10:15] SB: >3>
- [10:15] VV: Do tell me how I was harrassing her.
- [10:15] VV: And being manipulative.
- [10:15] SB: read the logs
- [10:15] SB: just
- [10:15] SB: read them
- [10:15] VV: I did.
- [10:15] SB: YOU HAVE EYES
- [10:15] SB: i assume
- [10:15] SB: if you dont im sorry
- [10:15] SB: deeply
- [10:15] SB: but im assuming here
- [10:15] VV: Tristan.
- [10:15] SB: READ THEM
- [10:15] VV: Tristan, I have it on record that you were crying earlier.
- [10:15] SB: dont use my name
- [10:15] VV: You're not laughing.
- [10:15] VV: You need help.
- [10:16] SB: [12:15] VV: Tristan, I have it on record that you were crying earlier.
- [10:16] SB: bitch
- [10:16] VV: So let one of us help you.
- [10:16] SB: wheeuuurrr
- [10:16] SB: OH My g OD
- [10:16] SB: You need help
- [10:16] SB: tho
- [10:16] SB: Like
- [10:16] SB: honestly
- [10:16] SB: ok ok
- [10:16] SB: wait no
- [10:16] SB: im interested
- [10:16] SB: plz show me
- [10:16] VV: Are you going to tell me how I harrassed your girlfriend yet?
- [10:16] SB: on the record
- [10:16] VV: Or how I manipulated her?
- [10:16] SB: where I was crying
- [10:16] SB: shshhshshh hshshhsh you're blind
- [10:16] SB: so i can't prove that
- [10:16] SB: since you obviously cannot read
- [10:17] VV: Tell me why this is funny to you.
- [10:17] SB: shshshhshshshshhs
- [10:17] SB: humor me
- [10:17] SB: and ill humor you
- [10:17] SB: Where do you have
- [10:17] SB: on record
- [10:17] SB: i was crying
- [10:17] VV: I don't need to humor you. You're speaking as if you're bargaining from a position of power.
- [10:17] VV: But you're not.
- [10:17] VV: Because you came to me.
- [10:18] SB: shhshshshshshhshshshshshs
- [10:18] SB: hshshhshsh
- [10:18] SB: shsh
- [10:18] SB: shshshshs
- [10:18] SB: tell me
- [10:18] -- volubleVivency [VV] Sigh. --
- [10:18] VV: Goodbye, Tristan.
- [10:18] VV: I hope your girlfriend has an epiphany.
- [10:18] SB: lmao
- -- volubleVivency [VV] blocked sadisticBatter [SB] at 22:18 --
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