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  1. -- sadisticBatter [SB] began trolling volubleVivency [VV] at 22:07 --
  2. [10:07] SB: ||!!CONGRADULATIONS!!! YOU; USER [volubleVivency] HAVE WON AN AWARD ON pesterdicks.com !!! THE AWARD IS: [WORLD'S BIGGEST LIAR!!] CONGRATULATIONS!!||
  3. [10:07] VV: What...?
  4. [10:07] VV: Okay. You're clearly not calm, but I'll humor you.
  5. [10:07] VV: What did I lie about?
  6. [10:07] SB: !!||THE AWARD HAS BEEN GIVEN FOR THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT; [[11:27] VV: There's no psychological bullshit going on.] CONGRADULATIONS ON WINNING THIS AWARD ONCE MORE, USER [volubleVivency]!!!||
  7. [10:08] VV: There wasn't though...?
  8. [10:09] VV: Did you think I was trying to host a fucking intervention with your datemate or something?
  9. [10:09] VV: That's...pretty stupid.
  10. [10:09] SB: son that is exactly what u were tryna do
  11. [10:09] SB: [11:30] VV: To help you and SB and calm both of you down so a rational discussion can be held.
  12. [10:09] SB: like
  13. [10:09] SB: l i k e
  14. [10:09] VV: Don't call me son.
  15. [10:09] VV: I'm a girl.
  16. [10:09] SB: son
  17. [10:09] SB: shhhh u are my son
  18. [10:09] SB: i am adopting you it is official
  19. [10:10] VV: You're thirteen years old.
  20. [10:10] VV: I'm sixteen.
  21. [10:10] SB: i never said i had to b older tho
  22. [10:10] VV: Please take this moment to take a deep breath.
  23. [10:10] SB: yeah lemme finish laughing first
  24. [10:10] VV: Why are you here, again?
  25. [10:10] VV: Here to harrass me and throw gendering terms towards me?
  26. [10:10] SB: bc u just spend like the past 30minutes annoyin the hsit out of my GF
  27. [10:10] SB: also
  28. [10:11] SB: who else was gonna give you the award???
  29. [10:11] SB: also like i use son as a neutral term mostly ironically
  30. [10:11] VV: She ended the conversation and I allowed her to. She could have left sooner.
  31. [10:11] VV: I don't care.
  32. [10:11] SB: YOU ALLOWED HER TOO
  33. [10:11] SB: LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  34. [10:11] VV: Yes...? I could have continued to talk to her.
  35. [10:11] VV: But I didn't.
  36. [10:11] SB: yoooooOOOO
  37. [10:11] SB: YOU ARE AWARE
  38. [10:11] SB: HOW MUCH OF AN A S S H O L E
  39. [10:11] SB: YOU ARE
  40. [10:11] VV: Allowed is the correct usage of the word. I'm not using it in a manner to suggest I'm above her.
  41. [10:11] SB: BY SAYING THAT
  42. [10:11] VV: Please shut up.
  43. [10:11] SB: LMAOOOOOOO
  44. [10:11] SB: yeah gg
  45. [10:12] SB: a+ argument skills
  46. [10:12] SB: allowed is the WORST usage of the word
  47. [10:12] SB: allowed means you dictated
  48. [10:12] VV: I'm not here to argue with you, dumbass.
  49. [10:12] SB: whether the conversation ended
  50. [10:12] VV: In fact, you're the one here.
  51. [10:12] VV: So tell me.
  52. [10:12] VV: What're you here for?
  53. [10:12] SB: yeah but i, unlike other ppl here are in possession of a dictionary
  54. [10:12] SB: uh, duh
  55. [10:12] SB: isn't it obvious???
  56. [10:12] SB: I was here to give you the reward
  57. [10:12] SB: duh
  58. [10:12] SB: its at the top
  59. [10:12] VV: ...Are you /sure/ you're 13?
  60. [10:12] SB: just
  61. [10:12] SB: scroll up
  62. [10:13] SB: use your fingers im sure you have them
  63. [10:13] SB: scroooool up
  64. [10:13] SB: and youll see
  65. [10:13] VV: Okay. Tristan.
  66. [10:13] SB: dont use my name
  67. [10:13] SB: ever
  68. [10:13] SB: you dont have that privilage
  69. [10:13] VV: You want to call me son?
  70. [10:13] VV: I'll call you by your name.
  71. [10:13] VV: Now, Tristan.
  72. [10:13] VV: You do realize I can block you.
  73. [10:13] VV: Right?
  74. [10:13] VV: And report you.
  75. [10:13] VV: For harrassment.
  76. [10:13] SB: gg
  77. [10:13] SB: also yeah im aware the block feature exists
  78. [10:14] SB: thats why i had a problem
  79. [10:14] VV: So why are you still here.
  80. [10:14] SB: w/ you saying "allowed"
  81. [10:14] SB: Bc like I said I needed to give you the reward m8
  82. [10:14] SB: honestly this is just smalltalk
  83. [10:14] VV: I said still.
  84. [10:14] SB: Bc this is amusing
  85. [10:14] VV: As I said before, I'm very particular with my word choice.
  86. [10:14] SB: You've done a lot of harassment and manipulative shit lately
  87. [10:14] SB: an honestly watching my girlfriend beat the hsit out of you over text was p amazing
  88. [10:15] SB: but, to retain my status
  89. [10:15] SB: as the ULTAMITE HYPOCRITE
  90. [10:15] SB: AND WORLD'S WORST PERSON
  91. [10:15] SB: leave us be
  92. [10:15] SB: thank you
  93. [10:15] SB: and goodbye
  94. [10:15] SB: <3 <3 <3
  95. [10:15] SB: >3>
  96. [10:15] VV: Do tell me how I was harrassing her.
  97. [10:15] VV: And being manipulative.
  98. [10:15] SB: read the logs
  99. [10:15] SB: just
  100. [10:15] SB: read them
  101. [10:15] VV: I did.
  102. [10:15] SB: YOU HAVE EYES
  103. [10:15] SB: i assume
  104. [10:15] SB: if you dont im sorry
  105. [10:15] SB: deeply
  106. [10:15] SB: but im assuming here
  107. [10:15] VV: Tristan.
  108. [10:15] SB: READ THEM
  109. [10:15] VV: Tristan, I have it on record that you were crying earlier.
  110. [10:15] SB: dont use my name
  111. [10:15] VV: You're not laughing.
  112. [10:15] VV: You need help.
  113. [10:16] SB: [12:15] VV: Tristan, I have it on record that you were crying earlier.
  114. [10:16] SB: bitch
  115. [10:16] VV: So let one of us help you.
  116. [10:16] SB: wheeuuurrr
  117. [10:16] SB: OH My g OD
  118. [10:16] SB: You need help
  119. [10:16] SB: tho
  120. [10:16] SB: Like
  121. [10:16] SB: honestly
  122. [10:16] SB: ok ok
  123. [10:16] SB: wait no
  124. [10:16] SB: im interested
  125. [10:16] SB: plz show me
  126. [10:16] VV: Are you going to tell me how I harrassed your girlfriend yet?
  127. [10:16] SB: on the record
  128. [10:16] VV: Or how I manipulated her?
  129. [10:16] SB: where I was crying
  130. [10:16] SB: shshhshshh hshshhsh you're blind
  131. [10:16] SB: so i can't prove that
  132. [10:16] SB: since you obviously cannot read
  133. [10:17] VV: Tell me why this is funny to you.
  134. [10:17] SB: shshshhshshshshhs
  135. [10:17] SB: humor me
  136. [10:17] SB: and ill humor you
  137. [10:17] SB: Where do you have
  138. [10:17] SB: on record
  139. [10:17] SB: i was crying
  140. [10:17] VV: I don't need to humor you. You're speaking as if you're bargaining from a position of power.
  141. [10:17] VV: But you're not.
  142. [10:17] VV: Because you came to me.
  143. [10:18] SB: shhshshshshshhshshshshshs
  144. [10:18] SB: hshshhshsh
  145. [10:18] SB: shsh
  146. [10:18] SB: shshshshs
  147. [10:18] SB: tell me
  148. [10:18] -- volubleVivency [VV] Sigh. --
  149. [10:18] VV: Goodbye, Tristan.
  150. [10:18] VV: I hope your girlfriend has an epiphany.
  151. [10:18] SB: lmao
  152. -- volubleVivency [VV] blocked sadisticBatter [SB] at 22:18 --
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