Hack me I am bored ASF

root@kali:~# MYIP=$(curl -v https://api.ipify.org?format=json | grep ip) && echo "Hey my IP is $MYIP try to hack me I am fucking bored" && nmap -vv -Pn 127.0.0.1 -p 1-65355 && echo "VNC password is 123456"
  % Total    % Received % Xferd  Average Speed   Time    Time     Time  Current
                                 Dload  Upload   Total   Spent    Left  Speed
  0     0    0     0    0     0      0      0 --:--:-- --:--:-- --:--:--     0*   Trying 23.21.126.66:443...
* Connected to api.ipify.org (23.21.126.66) port 443 (#0)
* ALPN, offering h2
* ALPN, offering http/1.1
* successfully set certificate verify locations:
*   CAfile: /etc/ssl/certs/ca-certificates.crt
  CApath: /etc/ssl/certs
} [5 bytes data]
* TLSv1.3 (OUT), TLS handshake, Client hello (1):
} [512 bytes data]
* TLSv1.3 (IN), TLS handshake, Server hello (2):
{ [89 bytes data]
* TLSv1.2 (IN), TLS handshake, Certificate (11):
{ [4421 bytes data]
* TLSv1.2 (IN), TLS handshake, Server key exchange (12):
{ [333 bytes data]
* TLSv1.2 (IN), TLS handshake, Server finished (14):
{ [4 bytes data]
* TLSv1.2 (OUT), TLS handshake, Client key exchange (16):
} [70 bytes data]
* TLSv1.2 (OUT), TLS change cipher, Change cipher spec (1):
} [1 bytes data]
* TLSv1.2 (OUT), TLS handshake, Finished (20):
} [16 bytes data]
* TLSv1.2 (IN), TLS handshake, Finished (20):
{ [16 bytes data]
* SSL connection using TLSv1.2 / ECDHE-RSA-AES128-GCM-SHA256
* ALPN, server did not agree to a protocol
* Server certificate:
*  subject: OU=Domain Control Validated; OU=PositiveSSL Wildcard; CN=*.ipify.org
*  start date: Jan 24 00:00:00 2018 GMT
*  expire date: Jan 23 23:59:59 2021 GMT
*  subjectAltName: host "api.ipify.org" matched cert's "*.ipify.org"
*  issuer: C=GB; ST=Greater Manchester; L=Salford; O=COMODO CA Limited; CN=COMODO RSA Domain Validation Secure Server CA
*  SSL certificate verify ok.
} [5 bytes data]
> GET /?format=json HTTP/1.1
> Host: api.ipify.org
> User-Agent: curl/7.72.0
> Accept: */*
>
{ [5 bytes data]
* Mark bundle as not supporting multiuse
< HTTP/1.1 200 OK
< Server: Cowboy
< Connection: keep-alive
< Content-Type: application/json
< Vary: Origin
< Date: Sun, 13 Sep 2020 05:41:24 GMT
< Content-Length: 22
< Via: 1.1 vegur
<
{ [22 bytes data]
100    22  100    22    0     0    130      0 --:--:-- --:--:-- --:--:--   130
* Connection #0 to host api.ipify.org left intact
Hey my IP is {"ip":"24.203.90.108"} try to hack me I am fucking bored
Starting Nmap 7.80 ( https://nmap.org ) at 2020-09-13 01:41 EDT
Initiating SYN Stealth Scan at 01:41
Scanning localhost (127.0.0.1) [65355 ports]
Discovered open port 22/tcp on 127.0.0.1
Discovered open port 443/tcp on 127.0.0.1
Discovered open port 80/tcp on 127.0.0.1
Discovered open port 5903/tcp on 127.0.0.1
Discovered open port 7004/tcp on 127.0.0.1
Discovered open port 1716/tcp on 127.0.0.1
Completed SYN Stealth Scan at 01:41, 1.66s elapsed (65355 total ports)
Nmap scan report for localhost (127.0.0.1)
Host is up, received user-set (0.000015s latency).
Scanned at 2020-09-13 01:41:23 EDT for 2s
Not shown: 65349 closed ports
Reason: 65349 resets
PORT     STATE SERVICE       REASON
22/tcp   open  ssh           syn-ack ttl 64
80/tcp   open  http          syn-ack ttl 64
443/tcp  open  https         syn-ack ttl 64
1716/tcp open  xmsg          syn-ack ttl 64
5903/tcp open  vnc-3         syn-ack ttl 64
7004/tcp open  afs3-kaserver syn-ack ttl 64

Read data files from: /usr/bin/../share/nmap
Nmap done: 1 IP address (1 host up) scanned in 1.84 seconds
           Raw packets sent: 65355 (2.876MB) | Rcvd: 130716 (5.490MB)
VNC password is 123456
root@kali:~#
I AM NOT JOKING!