Vic Venom came out holding a microphone in one hand and the Pan-Am championship belt, followed closely behind by Scotty Bollea. "Hey dere folks, ya people might know me as da host of a superiah wrasslin' show called Saturday Night Shotgun. Now Mr. McMahon has made da smartest possible move he could by making me oversee dis little situation we have heah ova dis Pan-American Belt. So on da Heat before Summahslam, six wrasslas are going to compete in a Vic Venom original, bro. It came to me in a dream one day, where I saw a blonde dude with a guitar dat shot sparks out of it. He was standing ova me on some kinda hill or somethin' and he said to me 'Let the people know of my brilliance. Let them see my magnum opus match, slapnuts.' And den he clobbahed me ova da head with dat guitar. I woke up and dat's when it just hit me, a match so brilliant dat it brought even ol' Vic Venom to tears, bro! This match is gonna be a King of the Mountain match, bro! Now Vampiro and Shamrock, youse guys are already qualified for dis match. And my main man, Scotty Bollea, he gonna be in it too, bro!"

Bollea jumps to life as he snatches the mic away from Venom and begins ranting and raving.

"YOU KNOW, NEIGHBOR, I'VE ACCOMPLISHED A LOT IN MY TIME, BUT I HAVE NEVER HAD THE HONOR OF COMPETING IN A VIC VENOM ORIGINAL OF THIS MAGNITUDE! THANK GOD VIC VENOM IS A SCOTTYMANIAC! BECAUSE WHEN THE POLAR ICE CAPS MELT, AND THE WATER LEVELS BEGIN TO RISE, VIC VENOM WILL EE ON THE TOP OF HIS MODEST HOME IN CONNECTICUT WITH HIS WIFE AND FAMILY, AND ALL HIS MATERIALISTIC POSSESSIONS WON'T BE ABLE TO SAVE HIM, NEIGHBOR! BUT SCOTTY BOLLEA WILL COME SWIMMING UP, AND VIC VENOM'LL GRAB ONTO THE LLLLLLLARRRRRGEST BACK IN THE WORLD, AND DOG PADDLE HIS WAY TO SAFETY!"

Venom hastily takes the mic back, "Bro, bro, bro, bro! I wasn't even finished talkin' yet! Jeeze! Anyway, as for da rest of ya layabouts, youse all goin' to qualify for the remaining three spots in triple threat matches on Saturday Night Shotgun. And if you don't like it, you can go suck an egg, bro!"