"So, mayor... care to tell me exactly why I can't run this election season?"
>'Silly anon! Under Article 17 Section C it says...
>'Ah yes here it is! A herdless colt is barred from running for an official office'
>'I'm sorry anon, but without a herd you simply can't run for office!'
>'But you know... I've never had the time to actually be a part of a herd'
*eseductive mare wink*
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"So wait, you want me to start a herd with you"
>'Yep!'
"So I can run for Mayor"
>'Of course darling, you wanted to run right?'
"In a campaign against you, who would be my herdmate. I am hearing this right, aren't I?"
>'See, now you're getting it anon! Either way I win!'
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>'Now, darling don't be that way, if you herd with me you'll get free spa treatments when ever you want for as long as I'm mayor!'
"But then what would happen if I win the election?"
>'Why you'll still get free spa treatments!'
>You have to admit mayor mare sure has covered a lot of her bases
>Then again that might be why she's still mayor for the fifth time in a row


>'Now another reason it would be good to herd with'
"You do realize this pretty much qualifies as harassment right mayor?"
>A cute red faced mayor sputters in outrage
>'Why Anon! To insinuate that I would stoop so low!'
>'After all, any mare could see I'm simply attempting to court you!'
>'Now reason number 23 for why you should herd with me...'


>'Oh come now Anon, you act as if I would really do that.'
>'But how could I possibly cause hurt to the most eligible stallion in Ponyville?'
>'And now reason 39 why you should herd with me'
>'As an earth pony we last much longer in bed than the other races!'
>'In fact we can last anywhere from 45 seconds to an ENTIRE minute !'
"You know, considering human stamina that's still not encouraging."