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  1. 00:00:00: <PriestClerica> 6"Some orcs can't speak english."
  2. 00:00:09: <SwordfagDM> 4The goblin is sort of drowning on his own blood.
  3. 00:00:13: ArdenVanguard 3pulls the spear out of the goblins chest
  4. 00:00:26: <SwordfagDM> 4You pull the spear out.
  5. 00:00:30: <SwordfagDM> 4Causing him to bleed even more.
  6. 00:00:49: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Not what you expected, eh Gobby?"
  7. 00:00:58: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5giggles.
  8. 00:01:03: <SwordfagDM> 4The Goblin's eyes roll to the back of his head.
  9. 00:01:04: <SwordfagDM> 4He is dead.
  10. 00:01:10: <Archer_Rabilem> 10"hmph"
  11. 00:01:12: <SwordfagDM> 4REMARKABLE ACT.
  12. 00:01:13: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Well, that's that."
  13. 00:01:14: <SwordfagDM> 4+3 EXP TO ENTIRE PARTY.
  14. 00:01:19: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh, and I didn't even get to finish."
  15. 00:01:32: <SwordfagDM> 4BROCCUBUS GAINS +5 XP INSTEAD OF 3 FOR CREATING PLAN.
  16. 00:01:32: <PriestClerica> 6"Wow. You're /such/ a slut!"
  17. 00:01:38: <Archer_Rabilem> 10"You uhhh, going to put your cloths back on?"
  18. 00:01:43: <SwordfagDM> 4Broccubus has LEVELED UP.
  19. 00:01:45: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Am not!"
  20. 00:01:46: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Get dressed, we're heading out."
  21. 00:01:47: <PriestClerica> 6"Not to say it doesn't /work/."
  22. 00:01:53: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Hah, awesome
  23. 00:02:04: <SwordfagDM> 4Allocate 5 points.
  24. 00:02:08: Archer_Rabilem 10cheeks grow even redder
  25. 00:02:30: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Do I have to get dressed?"
  26. 00:02:47: <ArdenVanguard> 3"It would be helpful."
  27. 00:02:56: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You're no fun!"
  28. 00:03:01: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Yep."
  29. 00:03:16: <SwordfagDM> 4What do you do/
  30. 00:03:18: <SwordfagDM> 4?
  31. 00:03:18: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5picks up her crappy commoner clothes and puts them on, dissapointed.
  32. 00:03:29: <ArdenVanguard> 3Head on to the gates?
  33. 00:03:38: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5That's totally sneaky
  34. 00:03:41: <PriestClerica> 6"...Hold on, I want to go get something from the town."
  35. 00:03:49: <PriestClerica> 6"You three move on ahead, I'll catch up."
  36. 00:03:51: <Archer_Rabilem> 10wis check for a secret entrence into the castle
  37. 00:03:52: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Hmm?"
  38. 00:03:58: <SwordfagDM> 4Priest runs to the town/
  39. 00:04:02: <SwordfagDM> 4?
  40. 00:04:04: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Alright, but hurry up."
  41. 00:04:29: <PriestClerica> 6Check the jail. Did the guards take Symmy's robes away from him when he was thrown in jail?
  42. 00:04:50: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Haha, oh wow.
  43. 00:04:51: <SwordfagDM> 4They're there, but cum-stained to death.
  44. 00:04:58: <PriestClerica> 6"..."
  45. 00:05:07: <PriestClerica> 6Is there a laundromat or a cleaners
  46. 00:05:11: <SwordfagDM> 4Nope.
  47. 00:05:11: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5You know you want them.
  48. 00:05:21: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Right - how do we open the gate, chaps?"
  49. 00:05:22: <PriestClerica> 6Does... the cum give any... maluses?
  50. 00:05:28: <Archer_Rabilem> 10Can you do my roll dm?
  51. 00:05:37: <SwordfagDM> 4No.
  52. 00:05:42: <Archer_Rabilem> 10;_;
  53. 00:05:42: <SwordfagDM> 4Infact, it enhances Dildo's magic.
  54. 00:05:50: <SwordfagDM> 4Oh, rollan.
  55. 00:05:52: PriestClerica 6swipes the robes and takes it on happily
  56. 00:05:54: <SwordfagDM> 4 63.
  57. 00:05:58: <SwordfagDM> 4You find no secret passages.
  58. 00:05:58: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I was thinking of getting naked in full view of the gate so they'd open up the gate to come retrieve me."
  59. 00:06:08: <SwordfagDM> 4Also, Clerica is now SMELLING TERRIBLY.
  60. 00:06:15: <SwordfagDM> 4You can smell her from 50 meters away.
  61. 00:06:17: <Archer_Rabilem> 10"You'd be raped before we could help you"
  62. 00:06:28: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I can look after myself!"
  63. 00:06:29: <Archer_Rabilem> 10"So we sho- GAH WHAT THE"
  64. 00:06:38: <PriestClerica> 6Is there a river anywhere nearby
  65. 00:06:42: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is not bothered by the smell. I wonder why.
  66. 00:06:49: <SwordfagDM> 4Rollan for that.
  67. 00:06:51: <ArdenVanguard> 3"What is that?"
  68. 00:06:53: <SwordfagDM> 4yES.
  69. 00:06:53: <SwordfagDM> 4 22.
  70. 00:06:57: <SwordfagDM> 4There is a small river.
  71. 00:06:58: <PriestClerica> 6Wash the robes.
  72. 00:07:29: <SwordfagDM> 4All done.
  73. 00:07:37: <PriestClerica> 6Do they smell anymore?
  74. 00:07:41: <PriestClerica> 6Please say no
  75. 00:07:43: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Anyone have a better plan?"
  76. 00:07:50: <SwordfagDM> 4Nope.
  77. 00:08:09: PriestClerica 6takes the semi-wet robes and puts them on.
  78. 00:08:15: <Archer_Rabilem> 10"Welp, If you reeeeaaallly want to, I won't disagree"
  79. 00:08:22: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Cool - thanks."
  80. 00:08:28: <PriestClerica> 6(DAMNIT, JUST had an idea with the stench)
  81. 00:08:29: <ArdenVanguard> 3"We don't know how many will come out."
  82. 00:08:34: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5rapidly strips off and throws her clothes at the Archer.
  83. 00:08:39: <PriestClerica> 6(Too late.)
  84. 00:08:51: <SwordfagDM> 4Archer is stained by succubus fluids.
  85. 00:08:54: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Well you guys better be ready to deal with them."
  86. 00:08:56: PriestClerica 6hurries back to the party, only to see Broccubus stripping
  87. 00:08:56: <SwordfagDM> 4Broccubus then runs to the front door.
  88. 00:09:03: <PriestClerica> 6"Is she doing /that/ again?"
  89. 00:09:04: ArdenVanguard 3sighs
  90. 00:09:06: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Weeeee!"
  91. 00:09:17: Archer_Rabilem 10is awe struck
  92. 00:09:20: <SwordfagDM> 4No one comes to the gate because the guards are misteriously gone.
  93. 00:09:22: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Looks lie- Did you go back to town for those robes?"
  94. 00:09:28: Archer_Rabilem 10is stunned
  95. 00:09:33: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5begins shouting.
  96. 00:09:34: <PriestClerica> 6"....yeah. Why?"
  97. 00:09:39: <SwordfagDM> 4A goblin peeks his head out.
  98. 00:09:40: ArdenVanguard 3sighs.
  99. 00:09:42: <SwordfagDM> 4ROLLING FOR SEDUCTION.
  100. 00:09:44: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hey! HEY! I'm looking for a strong goblin man!"
  101. 00:09:48: <SwordfagDM> 4 68-10.
  102. 00:09:49: <SwordfagDM> 4 58.
  103. 00:09:56: <SwordfagDM> 4The goblin seems mildly interested.
  104. 00:10:05: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5waves at the goblin.
  105. 00:10:14: SwordfagDM 4gives her a small wave back...
  106. 00:10:17: <SwordfagDM> 4Rolling to see if he noticies the missing guards.
  107. 00:10:19: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh, come help me Mr. Goblin!"
  108. 00:10:24: <SwordfagDM> 4 28.
  109. 00:10:31: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Well fuck.
  110. 00:10:32: <Archer_Rabilem> 10ruhroh
  111. 00:10:32: <SwordfagDM> 4"Where tha little ones at!?"
  112. 00:10:46: <Archer_Rabilem> 10(Act like you never noticed them)
  113. 00:10:56: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"A group of brigands came and raped me! Then they killed the guards!"
  114. 00:11:04: <SwordfagDM> 4"...And they left you?"
  115. 00:11:12: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I can run real fast."
  116. 00:11:17: <SwordfagDM> 4Rolling to check for bullshit.
  117. 00:11:23: Archer_Rabilem 10remains in a dead lock
  118. 00:11:23: <SwordfagDM> 4 68.
  119. 00:11:27: <SwordfagDM> 4The Goblin accepts your bullshit.
  120. 00:11:34: <SwordfagDM> 4"Waht you want, little human!?"
  121. 00:11:56: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I just want a place to stay for a while, I can pay with... services."
  122. 00:12:16: <SwordfagDM> 4"...Alright."
  123. 00:12:19: <SwordfagDM> 4"OPEN THE GATES!"
  124. 00:12:25: <SwordfagDM> 4The gates slowly are lowered.
  125. 00:12:46: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh, thank you! Thank you!"
  126. 00:12:50: <SwordfagDM> 4And..
  127. 00:12:54: <SwordfagDM> 4broccubus is met by 8 Goblins.
  128. 00:12:58: <SwordfagDM> 4Rushing to get her.
  129. 00:13:02: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Oh boy.
  130. 00:13:10: <SwordfagDM> 4Not the best of plans.
  131. 00:13:14: <SwordfagDM> 4Rollan Goblin AGI.
  132. 00:13:18: <SwordfagDM> 4 23
  133. 00:13:19: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Erm...
  134. 00:13:22: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5This will be good.
  135. 00:13:23: <SwordfagDM> 4They're infused with the power of SANIC.
  136. 00:13:32: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Make good on my claim - run real fast!
  137. 00:13:36: ArdenVanguard 3sighs
  138. 00:13:38: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Away from the horny buggers.
  139. 00:13:38: <SwordfagDM> 4 41.
  140. 00:13:44: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Well fuck.
  141. 00:13:45: <PriestClerica> 6"Do... do we do something?!"
  142. 00:13:46: <SwordfagDM> 4You're not fast enough. One of them catches your leg.
  143. 00:13:55: <Archer_Rabilem> 10roll to unstun myself
  144. 00:13:56: <PriestClerica> 6"Oh god shit get out there and help her!"
  145. 00:13:57: <SwordfagDM> 4Think fast, or you're fucked. Literally.
  146. 00:13:59: <SwordfagDM> 4ROLLAN UNSTUN
  147. 00:14:05: <SwordfagDM> 4 91
  148. 00:14:08: <SwordfagDM> 4You get a boner.
  149. 00:14:12: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Hey - let go or you'll regret it!"
  150. 00:14:12: <SwordfagDM> 4+5 Malus to rolls.
  151. 00:14:18: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Psionic roll, implode his skull
  152. 00:14:18: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Come on you three.
  153. 00:14:19: <ArdenVanguard> 3"
  154. 00:14:21: <Archer_Rabilem> 10(HAHAHAHA)
  155. 00:14:26: <SwordfagDM> 4 66.
  156. 00:14:27: <SwordfagDM> 4ROLLING RES
  157. 00:14:32: <SwordfagDM> 4 49.
  158. 00:14:37: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Motherfucker.
  159. 00:14:39: Archer_Rabilem 10remains in his lust induced state, he can't do shit
  160. 00:14:42: <SwordfagDM> 4You can't concentrate. You start to be dragged off by goblins.
  161. 00:14:48: ArdenVanguard 3slaps Archer
  162. 00:14:50: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Let me go! Let me go!"
  163. 00:14:51: PriestClerica 6leaps out of the bushes and points her staff towards the skies. I ATTEMPT TO SMITE THE FILTHY SINNERS WITH HOLY LIGHTNING.
  164. 00:14:53: <SwordfagDM> 4"CLOSE THE GATES!"
  165. 00:14:54: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Snap out of it."
  166. 00:15:00: <SwordfagDM> 4 21.
  167. 00:15:01: <Archer_Rabilem> 10roll to snap out of it
  168. 00:15:06: <SwordfagDM> 4NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPEEEE JPG.
  169. 00:15:06: <PriestClerica> 6M
  170. 00:15:11: <SwordfagDM> 4Clerica has had enough of your shit.
  171. 00:15:14: <PriestClerica> 6V
  172. 00:15:15: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5COCKBLOCKED!
  173. 00:15:16: <SwordfagDM> 4The skies go DARK.
  174. 00:15:19: <PriestClerica> 6P
  175. 00:15:20: <SwordfagDM> 4And thunder rings out.
  176. 00:15:32: <SwordfagDM> 4The very force of god SMITES THE GOBLIN PARTY, STUNNING THEM, AND KILLING THREE OF THEM!
  177. 00:15:37: <SwordfagDM> 4Broccubus is now free!
  178. 00:15:43: <PriestClerica> 6"REPENT!"
  179. 00:15:47: <ArdenVanguard> 3Roll charge to attack?
  180. 00:15:47: <SwordfagDM> 4The gates are closing, though..
  181. 00:15:51: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Now YOU'RE fucked!"
  182. 00:15:58: <SwordfagDM> 4ROLL TO GO FAST WITH CHARGE
  183. 00:16:02: <SwordfagDM> 4 83.
  184. 00:16:04: <SwordfagDM> 4You trip.
  185. 00:16:07: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Ow."
  186. 00:16:11: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh you bastard."
  187. 00:16:17: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Psionic roll, try to hold the gate up mentally
  188. 00:16:19: <SwordfagDM> 4 3 Turns into gate closed.
  189. 00:16:21: <SwordfagDM> 4ROllan.
  190. 00:16:25: <SwordfagDM> 4 17.
  191. 00:16:27: <SwordfagDM> 4YOU HOLD THE GATE UP.
  192. 00:16:32: ArdenVanguard 3gets
  193. 00:16:33: <SwordfagDM> 4A goblin is unstanned, and tries to hit you..
  194. 00:16:35: <ArdenVanguard> 3up*
  195. 00:16:36: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Get the fuck in you guys!"
  196. 00:16:38: <SwordfagDM> 4 70.
  197. 00:16:39: <SwordfagDM> 4MISSES.
  198. 00:16:41: <Archer_Rabilem> 10roll to unstun myself again
  199. 00:16:52: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Not the first time I've said that."
  200. 00:16:53: <ArdenVanguard> 3Roll to attack a nearest goblin
  201. 00:17:01: <SwordfagDM> 4 35+5
  202. 00:17:02: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5totally ignores that incompetent goblin.
  203. 00:17:04: <SwordfagDM> 4You break out of your boner.
  204. 00:17:16: <SwordfagDM> 4Arden tries to charge again.
  205. 00:17:22: <SwordfagDM> 4 74.
  206. 00:17:27: <SwordfagDM> 4Within your roll range.
  207. 00:17:27: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Oh boy.
  208. 00:17:29: <SwordfagDM> 4Rolling counter.
  209. 00:17:33: <SwordfagDM> 4 18.
  210. 00:17:35: <SwordfagDM> 4The goblin trips you.
  211. 00:17:37: <SwordfagDM> 4You fall on your face.
  212. 00:17:38: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5OH BOY.
  213. 00:17:39: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Ow."
  214. 00:17:41: <SwordfagDM> 4Break your leg.
  215. 00:17:43: Archer_Rabilem 10finally gets out of his lust induced state "Wha what?"
  216. 00:17:46: <SwordfagDM> 4And you are stunned.
  217. 00:17:49: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5sighs. How ironic.
  218. 00:17:49: <SwordfagDM> 4-30 HP.
  219. 00:17:58: <ArdenVanguard> 3(God I'm made out of paper tissue(
  220. 00:17:59: PriestClerica 6sighs and throws a bolt of lightning with a Magic roll.
  221. 00:18:03: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Psionic roll, break that goblin's spine with mental force.
  222. 00:18:05: <SwordfagDM> 4CAOMBAT INITIATED
  223. 00:18:08: <Archer_Rabilem> 10"Oh Shit!"
  224. 00:18:10: <PriestClerica> 6GOOD CALL
  225. 00:18:10: <SwordfagDM> 4YOU ARE FIGTHING 5 GO BLINS.
  226. 00:18:12: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5COMBAT MODO
  227. 00:18:13: <SwordfagDM> 4AND THEY GET A TURN FIRST.
  228. 00:18:24: <SwordfagDM> 4 19!
  229. 00:18:31: <SwordfagDM> 4The goblins try to swarm the fallen Arden.
  230. 00:18:33: <Archer_Rabilem> 10Counter dat shit
  231. 00:18:37: <SwordfagDM> 4 67.
  232. 00:18:41: <SwordfagDM> 4You miss your arrows.
  233. 00:18:43: <SwordfagDM> 4You suck, dude.
  234. 00:18:44: <SwordfagDM> 4Anyway.
  235. 00:18:44: <PriestClerica> 6set topic /v/RP Adventure Channel 1 - Turns: Rabilem > Clerica > Broccubus > Vanguard
  236. 00:18:49: <SwordfagDM> 4They beat Arden's face in a bit more.
  237. 00:18:54: <SwordfagDM> 4-20 HP.
  238. 00:18:56: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Ow."
  239. 00:18:56: <Archer_Rabilem> 10Hey, I took out 3 wolves in a row
  240. 00:19:09: <PriestClerica> 6"Oh, that looks very, /very/ painful.
  241. 00:19:10: <SwordfagDM> 4Rabilem's turn.
  242. 00:19:16: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Youch."
  243. 00:19:17: <SwordfagDM> 4You are starting to wear yourself down with those constant actions..
  244. 00:19:24: <Archer_Rabilem> 10Hit those motherfuckers WITH A VOLLY
  245. 00:19:29: <SwordfagDM> 4ROLLAN VOLLEY
  246. 00:19:34: <SwordfagDM> 4 46.
  247. 00:19:37: <SwordfagDM> 4You fire arrows into the sky.
  248. 00:19:43: <SwordfagDM> 4One of them hits the skull of agoblin, luckily. He dies!
  249. 00:19:50: <SwordfagDM> 4You are slightly fatigued. No maluses yet.
  250. 00:20:02: <SwordfagDM> 4Clerica's turn.
  251. 00:20:46: <SwordfagDM> 4PriestClerica?
  252. 00:21:13: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5That fag.
  253. 00:21:15: <SwordfagDM> 4Paging Purple.
  254. 00:21:39: <PriestClerica> 6Gah.
  255. 00:21:58: <PriestClerica> 6Alright, ArdenVanguard is injured
  256. 00:22:02: <PriestClerica> 6but he's being lynched
  257. 00:22:07: <PriestClerica> 6so healing him might be hard
  258. 00:22:13: <SwordfagDM> 4Yep.
  259. 00:22:54: <PriestClerica> 6Summon a crack of lightning again, to scare and scurry the orcs, possibly killing.
  260. 00:23:02: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>orcs
  261. 00:23:10: <PriestClerica> 6Goblins.
  262. 00:23:13: <SwordfagDM> 4 62.
  263. 00:23:17: <SwordfagDM> 4Rolling Counter.
  264. 00:23:23: <SwordfagDM> 4 82.
  265. 00:23:28: <SwordfagDM> 4The goblins back away from Arden.
  266. 00:23:29: <PriestClerica> 6Rekkem
  267. 00:23:31: <SwordfagDM> 4They look for the source of the noise.
  268. 00:23:35: <SwordfagDM> 4He is no longer stunned..
  269. 00:23:38: <SwordfagDM> 4BUT IT'S THE GOBLIN'S TURN.
  270. 00:23:49: <SwordfagDM> 4AND ONE OF THEM TRIES TO BITCHLAP BRO WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS
  271. 00:23:53: <SwordfagDM> 4 95
  272. 00:23:57: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Counter
  273. 00:23:59: <SwordfagDM> 4But he bitchslaps himself in the process, breaking his neck.
  274. 00:23:59: <PriestClerica> 6AGI, trip him with my staff
  275. 00:24:00: <SwordfagDM> 4He is dead.
  276. 00:24:03: <PriestClerica> 6HAH
  277. 00:24:03: <PriestClerica> 6Or n-
  278. 00:24:07: <Archer_Rabilem> 10welp
  279. 00:24:09: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Alrightee then!
  280. 00:24:11: <SwordfagDM> 4Broccubu's turn.
  281. 00:24:13: <SwordfagDM> 4 3 Goblins left.
  282. 00:24:25: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Psionic roll, try and mentally dominate a goblin
  283. 00:24:31: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Hurr, hurr, domination.
  284. 00:24:36: <SwordfagDM> 4 19.
  285. 00:24:40: <SwordfagDM> 4You make a goblin your bitch.
  286. 00:24:49: <SwordfagDM> 4UNLESS HE RESIST S IT
  287. 00:24:54: <SwordfagDM> 4Nope he doesn't.
  288. 00:24:56: <SwordfagDM> 4He is your bitch.
  289. 00:25:03: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You're a cutey!"
  290. 00:25:11: <SwordfagDM> 4He hops around you merrily.
  291. 00:25:13: <SwordfagDM> 4Vanguard's turn.
  292. 00:25:17: <PriestClerica> 6"Aww~"
  293. 00:25:19: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5pets him on the head.
  294. 00:25:22: <SwordfagDM> 4ATTENDUM - You have a Broken leg.
  295. 00:25:41: <ArdenVanguard> 3Roll endurance to say "FUCK YOU PAIN"
  296. 00:26:01: <SwordfagDM> 4 85.
  297. 00:26:08: <SwordfagDM> 4Your end is 10, however.
  298. 00:26:09: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Nice one.
  299. 00:26:10: <SwordfagDM> 4You just chill.
  300. 00:26:11: <SwordfagDM> 4It's cool.
  301. 00:26:18: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Well that's lucky
  302. 00:26:22: <SwordfagDM> 4GOBLIN'S TURN.
  303. 00:26:31: <SwordfagDM> 4AND THEY TRY TO ATTACK BRO ONCE MORE.
  304. 00:26:34: <Archer_Rabilem> 10COUNTER
  305. 00:26:35: <SwordfagDM> 4 34.
  306. 00:26:37: <SwordfagDM> 4ROLLAN COUNTER.
  307. 00:26:44: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5You better not fuck that counter up
  308. 00:26:47: <SwordfagDM> 4-10-.
  309. 00:26:51: <Archer_Rabilem> 10FUCK YEAH
  310. 00:26:54: <SwordfagDM> 4You nock back three arrows.
  311. 00:26:55: <PriestClerica> 6YES
  312. 00:26:55: <SwordfagDM> 4Aim.
  313. 00:26:56: <SwordfagDM> 4And fire.
  314. 00:26:59: <SwordfagDM> 4TRIPLE HEADSHOT.
  315. 00:27:00: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Good shot, nigga!
  316. 00:27:05: <SwordfagDM> 4You take them all out...
  317. 00:27:05: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5>triple
  318. 00:27:07: <SwordfagDM> 4But you are now FATIGUED.
  319. 00:27:12: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
  320. 00:27:22: <SwordfagDM> 4REMARKABLE ACT COMPLETE.
  321. 00:27:23: <SwordfagDM> 4+5 XP.
  322. 00:27:28: Archer_Rabilem 10kneels and breave heavily
  323. 00:27:28: <SwordfagDM> 4LEVEL UP EVERYONE, EXCEPT FOR BRO.
  324. 00:27:33: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is most upset to find the goblin she was petting to be dead.
  325. 00:27:47: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You fucking arse!"
  326. 00:28:15: <SwordfagDM> 4You get 5 poitns to reallocate.
  327. 00:28:38: <Archer_Rabilem> 10"Damn, I've never fired that fast before"
  328. 00:28:47: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You killed my goblin!"
  329. 00:28:49: ArdenVanguard 3sigh
  330. 00:29:07: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"He could've told us about this place you dumbass."
  331. 00:29:21: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is absolutely pissed!
  332. 00:29:25: <Archer_Rabilem> 10"There may be more"
  333. 00:29:42: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"And now we won't know because you killed Gobby!"
  334. 00:29:54: <Archer_Rabilem> 10"And considering what we did to these guys, I'm not sure if they will try to fight us or not"
  335. 00:30:10: <PriestClerica> 6"Hold on..."
  336. 00:30:10: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5cradles the dead goblin in her arms.
  337. 00:30:46: <Archer_Rabilem> 10(Im going in 30 minutes)
  338. 00:31:01: <SwordfagDM> 4Victory is nice...
  339. 00:31:04: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Well, that takes care of that."
  340. 00:31:05: <SwordfagDM> 4Until you hear a war horn.
  341. 00:31:12: ArdenVanguard 3sighs
  342. 00:31:24: <PriestClerica> 6"Or so you thought."
  343. 00:31:35: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Mind healing my leg?"
  344. 00:31:47: <SwordfagDM> 4A Troll bursts out of the tower. Two actions until you are all noticied.
  345. 00:31:51: <PriestClerica> 6"Surely, in a secon-"
  346. 00:32:00: <PriestClerica> 6"Everybody hide."
  347. 00:32:06: ArdenVanguard 3sighs a sigh that could shatter a universe.
  348. 00:32:14: <Archer_Rabilem> 10Wiz roll to find an awesome hiding spot
  349. 00:32:16: <SwordfagDM> 4Also. The trol was blowing the horn.
  350. 00:32:18: <PriestClerica> 6damnit
  351. 00:32:19: <Archer_Rabilem> 10wis*
  352. 00:32:21: <SwordfagDM> 4 66.
  353. 00:32:24: <SwordfagDM> 4You hide under a drawer.
  354. 00:32:27: <SwordfagDM> 4It SHOULD work.
  355. 00:32:29: <Archer_Rabilem> 10wat
  356. 00:32:40: <ArdenVanguard> 3"I don't think this will help..."
  357. 00:32:46: PriestClerica 6heals Arden. Healing roll!
  358. 00:32:57: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Nice use of our action, Melibar
  359. 00:33:05: <PriestClerica> 6Toooooooooooooool
  360. 00:33:40: <SwordfagDM> 4 4.
  361. 00:33:42: <SwordfagDM> 4You don't juse HEAL him.
  362. 00:33:43: <SwordfagDM> 4NO.
  363. 00:33:49: <SwordfagDM> 4YOU GIVE HIM THE VERY POWER OF THE GODS
  364. 00:33:52: <SwordfagDM> 4HE IS NOW FULLY HEALED
  365. 00:33:52: <PriestClerica> 6Oh
  366. 00:33:55: <PriestClerica> 6YEAH
  367. 00:33:56: <SwordfagDM> 4AND HAS A -15 BONUS TO HIS NEXT ACTION
  368. 00:33:58: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Huh?"
  369. 00:34:05: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Coolio."
  370. 00:34:16: <Archer_Rabilem> 10And then he rolls a 100
  371. 00:34:19: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Damn, I feel like I could kick a house down."
  372. 00:34:26: <PriestClerica> 6"Go! The gods have raised you once more to fight on!"
  373. 00:34:27: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Praise Erialorb!"
  374. 00:34:40: <PriestClerica> 6"Erialorb's overrated."
  375. 00:34:45: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You're overrated."
  376. 00:34:52: <PriestClerica> 6"You're a /slut/."
  377. 00:34:59: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You're a /whore/."
  378. 00:35:01: <ArdenVanguard> 3"/ladies/"
  379. 00:35:05: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Giant
  380. 00:35:06: <ArdenVanguard> 3"
  381. 00:35:07: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Troll."
  382. 00:35:10: <PriestClerica> 6"I'm a woman of /faith/, not a whore!"
  383. 00:35:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Yes, yes, whatever."
  384. 00:35:22: <SwordfagDM> 4The Troll gazes down at his oponnent, Arden..
  385. 00:35:24: <SwordfagDM> 4This should be good.
  386. 00:35:25: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Faith in your gaping vagina."
  387. 00:35:31: <Archer_Rabilem> 10sneak attack troll
  388. 00:35:31: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Here we go."
  389. 00:35:44: <PriestClerica> 6"You'd know what one looks like, what with that cavern between your legs."
  390. 00:35:51: <SwordfagDM> 4 21 - 10 for sneak attack.
  391. 00:35:52: <SwordfagDM> 4 11.
  392. 00:35:54: <SwordfagDM> 4You hit it on the back of the neck.
  393. 00:35:54: <Archer_Rabilem> 10lol
  394. 00:35:58: <SwordfagDM> 4With an arrow.
  395. 00:36:04: <SwordfagDM> 4The Troll is stunned, and heavily staggered.
  396. 00:36:08: <ArdenVanguard> 3Charge roll
  397. 00:36:13: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Cavern? Puh-lease! You wouldn't get a mere fraction of the men I can!"
  398. 00:36:14: <Archer_Rabilem> 10(Still da best archer)
  399. 00:36:15: <SwordfagDM> 4Charge roll.
  400. 00:36:26: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5does not give a fuck about the imminent combat apparently.
  401. 00:36:32: <PriestClerica> 6"Are you calling me a slut or calling me a non-slut now?"
  402. 00:36:43: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I'm calling you a bad slut."
  403. 00:36:46: <SwordfagDM> 4 50-15
  404. 00:36:47: <SwordfagDM> 4 35.
  405. 00:36:50: <SwordfagDM> 4ACTUALY
  406. 00:36:50: <SwordfagDM> 4-20
  407. 00:36:53: <SwordfagDM> 4Since the troll is stunned.
  408. 00:36:54: <SwordfagDM> 4 30.
  409. 00:37:00: <SwordfagDM> 4You charge the Troll.
  410. 00:37:04: <SwordfagDM> 4What part do you aim for?
  411. 00:37:17: <PriestClerica> 6"Oh, /please/. You've only managed to attract /goblins/, they'll fuck anything with a hole."
  412. 00:37:17: <ArdenVanguard> 3Eye(s)?
  413. 00:37:33: <SwordfagDM> 4You JUMP, and ready your spear.
  414. 00:37:36: <PriestClerica> 6"Not that I should expect you to have standards, ms "hits on an old lady"
  415. 00:37:39: <SwordfagDM> 4And pierce the eye of a troll.
  416. 00:37:46: <SwordfagDM> 4It rears back, roaring loudly in pain. It is now blind in one eye!
  417. 00:37:53: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"It's not like there's been anything else around! All you've managed to attract was a pervert to get those cumstained robes."
  418. 00:38:01: <Archer_Rabilem> 10DICKS
  419. 00:38:02: <ArdenVanguard> 3(Sup, Jim)
  420. 00:38:08: <SwordfagDM> 4(Hey.)
  421. 00:38:08: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5(Hey Jim)
  422. 00:38:15: <jim> (Hi folks.)
  423. 00:38:17: <Archer_Rabilem> 10(Oh hi there Jim)
  424. 00:38:22: ArdenVanguard 3strafes over to its blind side.
  425. 00:38:28: <PriestClerica> 6(MAY AS WELL SAY HOWDY TOO)
  426. 00:38:32: <SwordfagDM> 4The Troll tries to swing for Arden blindly.
  427. 00:38:39: <Archer_Rabilem> 10Counter that shit
  428. 00:38:41: <SwordfagDM> 4 43
  429. 00:38:41: <SwordfagDM> 4 33 + 10
  430. 00:38:44: <ArdenVanguard> 3Endrance block
  431. 00:38:48: <SwordfagDM> 4Countering.
  432. 00:38:52: <SwordfagDM> 4Remembering - you are fatigued, Rabilem.
  433. 00:38:56: <SwordfagDM> 4So, + 5 malus.
  434. 00:38:56: <Archer_Rabilem> 10Oh
  435. 00:39:01: <Archer_Rabilem> 10Welp
  436. 00:39:04: <SwordfagDM> 4 48+5
  437. 00:39:10: <SwordfagDM> 4Your aim is just off, and you tire yourself even further.
  438. 00:39:15: <SwordfagDM> 4+8 Malus now.
  439. 00:39:18: <SwordfagDM> 4The Troll, on the other hand.
  440. 00:39:24: <SwordfagDM> 4Gets a luck blow on Arden, sending him flying back.
  441. 00:39:28: <SwordfagDM> 4 20 Damage, nothing serious.
  442. 00:39:34: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5smirks, she sure showed that bratty Priest.
  443. 00:39:35: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Ow."
  444. 00:39:42: <SwordfagDM> 4Combat, once more, initiated.
  445. 00:39:44: <ArdenVanguard> 3"/ladies/"
  446. 00:39:49: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Little help?"
  447. 00:39:49: <SwordfagDM> 4Rabilem's turn.
  448. 00:39:53: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"WHAT?!"
  449. 00:39:54: <PriestClerica> 6(sorry was in OOC)
  450. 00:39:54: <Archer_Rabilem> 10rest
  451. 00:39:58: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Gah - FINE!"
  452. 00:40:30: <SwordfagDM> 4Rabilem skips his turn.
  453. 00:40:40: <SwordfagDM> 4Clerica's turn.
  454. 00:40:46: <Archer_Rabilem> 10I said rest
  455. 00:40:56: <Archer_Rabilem> 10Unless that means skip
  456. 00:40:59: PriestClerica 6snaps away from the argument. "Huh? OH, right, giant."
  457. 00:41:09: <SwordfagDM> 4Skip = Rest, yes.
  458. 00:41:15: <Archer_Rabilem> 10gotcha
  459. 00:41:33: PriestClerica 6binds it to where it stands, using Magic
  460. 00:41:43: <PriestClerica> 6Preventing it from attacking for a bit, hopefully
  461. 00:41:58: <SwordfagDM> 4 74.
  462. 00:42:02: <SwordfagDM> 4Rolling troll resistance.
  463. 00:42:07: <SwordfagDM> 4 17.
  464. 00:42:08: <SwordfagDM> 4Fuck YOUR SHIT.
  465. 00:42:12: <SwordfagDM> 4It is instead ANGERED.
  466. 00:42:17: <SwordfagDM> 4And charges RIGHT towards you.
  467. 00:42:37: <PriestClerica> 6"GAH!:
  468. 00:42:40: <SwordfagDM> 4 87.
  469. 00:42:44: <SwordfagDM> 4But it trips on a rock and falls on its face.
  470. 00:42:47: <SwordfagDM> 4Anti-Climatic.
  471. 00:42:48: <PriestClerica> 6"..."
  472. 00:42:55: <SwordfagDM> 4Counting the Blind malus.
  473. 00:42:57: <SwordfagDM> 4+10.
  474. 00:42:58: <SwordfagDM> 4sO.
  475. 00:42:59: <SwordfagDM> 4 97.
  476. 00:43:01: <SwordfagDM> 4Yeah, it just broke it's neck.
  477. 00:43:03: <SwordfagDM> 4And it's dead.
  478. 00:43:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Well then."
  479. 00:43:15: <ArdenVanguard> 3"And that's that."
  480. 00:43:25: <Archer_Rabilem> 10"Haha"
  481. 00:43:26: ArdenVanguard 3brushes him self off.
  482. 00:43:38: <SwordfagDM> 4No EXP rewards as of now.
  483. 00:43:43: <SwordfagDM> 4What do ye do?
  484. 00:43:45: <PriestClerica> 6"..."
  485. 00:43:48: <ArdenVanguard> 3Loot?
  486. 00:43:56: <ArdenVanguard> 3Everything.
  487. 00:43:59: <PriestClerica> 6"I /killed/ a /TROLL/!"
  488. 00:43:59: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5brushes herself off.
  489. 00:44:03: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is still naked.
  490. 00:44:06: <PriestClerica> 6"I KILLED A /TROLL/!"
  491. 00:44:10: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Well."
  492. 00:44:11: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"No - a troll killed itself."
  493. 00:44:16: <SwordfagDM> 4Loot? Okay.
  494. 00:44:21: <SwordfagDM> 4 83.
  495. 00:44:21: <ArdenVanguard> 3"It fell, and killed its self."
  496. 00:44:25: <SwordfagDM> 4This camp is really run down.
  497. 00:44:28: PriestClerica 6leaps happily. "I can't believe it! I killed it!"
  498. 00:44:34: <ArdenVanguard> 3I meant the dead people.
  499. 00:44:35: <SwordfagDM> 4You find a small bag of gold containing 30 G, but that's about it.
  500. 00:44:36: <PriestClerica> 6She is too overjoyed to listen
  501. 00:44:40: <SwordfagDM> 4Them aswell, Arden.
  502. 00:44:41: <ArdenVanguard> 3but what ever.
  503. 00:44:46: <ArdenVanguard> 3k
  504. 00:45:12: <Archer_Rabilem> 10"Alright, lets go report to the guards"
  505. 00:45:20: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Yep, lets head back."
  506. 00:45:26: <SwordfagDM> 4After this quest is done, can we take a small break?
  507. 00:45:29: <SwordfagDM> 4I've been DMing for a while.
  508. 00:45:37: <PriestClerica> 6Sure.
  509. 00:46:00: <SwordfagDM> 4So, report back to town?
  510. 00:46:01: <ArdenVanguard> 3We can stop for the day if you want, its been more than four hours, I think."
  511. 00:46:14: <SwordfagDM> 4It's been about 5.
  512. 00:46:17: <ArdenVanguard> 3But yeah, back to town.
  513. 00:46:19: <PriestClerica> 6"Let's... Are /all/ the trolls dead now?"
  514. 00:46:23: <SwordfagDM> 4Yeah, can we just stop and carry on later? You're all active, so we can easily continue this.
  515. 00:46:31: <PriestClerica> 6Sure, sure.
  516. 00:46:32: <ArdenVanguard> 3Yep.
  517. 00:46:33: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Jah
  518. 00:46:40: <PriestClerica> 6If you're tired of DM'ing we can run this later.
  519. 00:46:46: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Let's get to a stop off point maybe?
  520. 00:46:56: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5Then pick it up whenver
  521. 00:46:58: <SwordfagDM> 4Yeah.
  522. 00:47:16: <SwordfagDM> 4You all arrive at the Royal Guard,and ask permission to see the captain. he promptly greets you.
  523. 00:47:19: <SwordfagDM> 4"Well then - is it done?"
  524. 00:47:23: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Yes."
  525. 00:47:28: <PriestClerica> 6"Mmmbh!"
  526. 00:47:32: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5is still naked. Nobody is bothered apparently.
  527. 00:47:41: <SwordfagDM> 4No proof?
  528. 00:47:43: <PriestClerica> 6"Why are you /naked/!?"
  529. 00:47:44: SwordfagDM 4cocks his head
  530. 00:47:49: <PriestClerica> 6"...OH crap."
  531. 00:47:53: <PriestClerica> 6"Uh... uhm..."
  532. 00:47:54: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Hmm.."
  533. 00:47:58: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You never gave me a chance to get dressed."
  534. 00:48:02: <PriestClerica> 6"I'll be /back/."
  535. 00:48:03: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Well, we are kinda bloody and hurt?"
  536. 00:48:09: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Hold up."
  537. 00:48:12: PriestClerica 6jolts out of the room and out onto the path
  538. 00:48:14: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"I can give you all the proof you need."
  539. 00:48:15: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Want a troll's head?"
  540. 00:48:18: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5raises an eyebrow.
  541. 00:48:18: <SwordfagDM> 4"Hmm."
  542. 00:48:22: <SwordfagDM> 4"I'll send some men there."
  543. 00:48:26: <SwordfagDM> 4"I'll give you an answer tomorrow."
  544. 00:48:28: <SwordfagDM> 4"Sounds good?"
  545. 00:48:32: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Very well."
  546. 00:48:34: <PriestClerica> 6"I can get it myself!"
  547. 00:48:41: SwordfagDM 4tosses the party a bag of 20 gold "Get some rest for now."
  548. 00:48:48: <ArdenVanguard> 3"Thank you."
  549. 00:49:08: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5mutters about him being a cheapass under her breath.
  550. 00:49:41: <ArdenVanguard> 3"You should probably get your clothes back on."
  551. 00:49:51: <SwordfagDM> 4"You'll get your full pay when the job is confirmed."
  552. 00:49:54: <SwordfagDM> 4"Now, I have work to do."
  553. 00:49:59: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Well I gave them to the Archer."
  554. 00:50:09: PriestClerica 6rushes back to the Orc stronghold
  555. 00:50:36: <Archer_Rabilem> 10"Oh uhh right"
  556. 00:50:38: <SwordfagDM> 4Clerica is at the stronghold. And?
  557. 00:51:03: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Are you going to give them to me this century?"
  558. 00:51:03: Archer_Rabilem 10takes out the succubus's cloths
  559. 00:51:10: <Archer_Rabilem> 10"Here"
  560. 00:51:16: <PriestClerica> 6Are there any more orcs left, or is the whole place empty?
  561. 00:51:19: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Cheeky boy."
  562. 00:51:21: Archer_Rabilem 10hands them over
  563. 00:51:22: <SwordfagDM> 4Oh.
  564. 00:51:24: <SwordfagDM> 4There are dead bodies, yes.
  565. 00:51:31: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5pinches his cheek and accepts the clothes.
  566. 00:51:35: <PriestClerica> 6Oh, good.
  567. 00:51:38: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5gets dressed with expert timing.
  568. 00:51:49: ArdenVanguard 3sighs
  569. 00:51:51: PriestClerica 6takes her staff and /impales/ a corpse in the eye.
  570. 00:52:14: <ArdenVanguard> 3"At least we will get some what support for the village."
  571. 00:52:15: PriestClerica 6takes the eyeball out, puts it in her pocket, then runs back to town.
  572. 00:52:30: Archer_Rabilem 10blushes
  573. 00:52:36: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Oh yeah, totally forgot about that shithole."
  574. 00:52:51: <Archer_Rabilem> 10(bathroom break)
  575. 00:52:54: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"Why do we even live there?"
  576. 00:53:01: PriestClerica 6stumbles back to the party, and back to the Royal Guard
  577. 00:53:12: <SwordfagDM> 4They eye Clerica, somewhat confused.
  578. 00:53:18: <PriestClerica> 6"I'm back, with proof. Sort of."
  579. 00:53:28: <PriestClerica> 6"Gah... this good enough?"
  580. 00:53:36: <SwordfagDM> 4"That's...a Goblin eye. So...?"
  581. 00:53:44: <Broccubus_of_ASStora> 5"You run real damn fast, girl."
  582. 00:53:49: <PriestClerica> 6"There'll be a corpse without an eye at the stronghold."
  583. 00:53:53: <PriestClerica> 6"Good enough?"
  584. 00:53:58: <SwordfagDM> 4"Yes."
  585. 00:54:01: <SwordfagDM> 4"You all may leave."
  586. 00:54:11: PriestClerica 6sighs of relief.
  587. 00:54:26: Broccubus_of_ASStora 5sighs of... something rather rude.
  588. 00:54:45: <SwordfagDM> 4Well then.
  589. 00:54:48: <SwordfagDM> 4Good place to stop?
  590. 00:54:49: <PriestClerica> 6"So. Let's rest at the Inn, then we can try to get info on this Dragon."
  591. 00:54:53: <PriestClerica> 6"Tomorrow."
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