Greentext Time /b/!
>be me
>2nd year high school
>7/10 on good day
>well built
>pretty fuckin beta, but do alright
>virgin
>first day second semester
>new girl in class announced
>coming next day
>I sit next to only open chair
>master plan initiates
>sure enough, next day
>9/10 blonde qt 3.14159 saunters all in
>smiles and says hello, we chat a bit before class
>friendly relations for a few weeks
>laugh a bunch
>In my school’s comedy improv group
>cuz I’m a funny faggot
>invite her to come to my next show
>I host the improv dating game if any of you anons know improv
>
>basically, I choose her as the volunteer
>hit on her in the context of comedy
>after show, she compliments me
>kisses me on cheek before leaving
>success
>next day after class, she follows me to my next class
>halfway down the hall i stop and talk to her
>she smiles cutely
>”hey anon, I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime?”
>JESUS CHRIST SHE MADE THE FIRST MOVE
>sometimes it works out for betafag anon
>I got dat luck doe
>get phone number
>it’s real
>call her after school, invite her to see movie
>got me some popcorn
>bitches love popcorn
>she meets me at the cinema
>she got those yoga pants
>tasty
>go into theater
>pretty good movie tbh
>but that wasn’t why I had a great time
>if you catch the drift
>midway through movie, she leans on me
>make out session initiate
>she’s clearly a pro
>incredible make out
>10/10 tongue action
>minimal slobbering
>after movie, she says she had fun
>”I did too femanon”
>Make out session: the sequel
>the parting of ways
>go home, feeling awesome
>next day, we hold hands in the hall and make out between classes
>first real girlfriend since freshman year
>second of all time
>pretty goddam excited
>we hang out a couple more times
>end up going out steadily for a while
>have some really fun times
>she loves to draw, and I love writing
>we collaborate on our school’s children’s book contest
>basically, a team of two writes a children’s book
>illustrator and author team
>1st place gets to read their book to some preschoolers
>and it gets put in the town’s public library children’s section
>on the featured shelf for a year
>we’re gonna win this shit
>Anon + Femanon, the dynamic duo
>Write children’s book
>decide to have fun with it
>titled
>”Four Under Crown Kings: Yorick, Oscar, Usain”
>Whole book is written with subliminal curses and shit
>basically a story about four kids who find a crown, put it on their pillow fort and battle for dominance
>mfw we win the contest
>we have to read it to preschoolers
>practice for a few days so we don’t laugh in the middle of it
>get really close through this whole process
>hang out almost every night now
>give her a call after school one day
>hoping to get together
>says she’s busy, but we could get together friday night
>Ask what she wants to do
>”we could just hang out at my place anon”
>sounds pretty good to me
>predict likelihood of sexual intercourse to be 98%
>don’t wanna be no baby daddy
>gotta buy some rubbers
>go to local pharmacy
>buy each and every different type of condom I can find, 4 of each
>that night, try each type on to see which feels the best / is most comfortable
>fap a little with each on to test lube / texture
>at the time this all seemed like a really good idea at the time
>in retrospect, I was a faggot
>choose best condom for the predicted sex
>friday night, head over to her place
>she answers door, parents went out to see opera
>5 hour long opera
>they left 5 minutes ago
>calculate I have 4 hours and 55 minutes to do the do
>sit on couch
>living room has three chairs and a couch
> femanon, by the way is wearing loose little short shorts and a tee shirt
>can tell no bra
>I am effectively turned on
>Anyway, three chairs, a whole couch and guess where she sits
>did you guess /b/?
>if you guessed RIGHT THE FUCK ON MY LAP you were right!
>make out session initiate
>getting a little more physical than the last
>since thigh is present, I begin to interact with thigh
>approach the puss
>rounding third
>she’s wet
>SUDDEN MOMENT OF PURE ALPHA
>lie her down on couch
>she giggles and pulls off her shirt
>no bra, fucking knew it
>tits are cool
>tits are great
>tits are really great
>tits are awesome
>tits are actually my favorite things
>interact with tits
>she gets off couch
>undoes my pants, licking lips in an incredibly sexy fashion
>unleash the beast
>makes comment about my dick being big, maybe bullshit but +confidence
>commence blowjob
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>harder than fucking mortal combat on highest difficulty at this point
>pull it out of her mouth
>tell her I want to fuck her
>a bit more gracefully than that
>she giggles, says she’d like that
>stands up, removing shorts
>no panties
>she was obviously planning on this
>asks if I have a condom
>I WAS PREPARED FOR THIS MOMENT
>take out the condom I had deemed worthy
>put it on so fucking gracefully
>I’m the best at condoms
>lie her down on couch again
>about to enter her
>all the porn I had watched up until that moment had been research for this very test
>the final exam of adolescence
>going in.
>forgivemepadreforihavesinned
>fuck it
>GOING IN
>IN
>FEELSGOODMAN.JPG
>I’M WALKING ON SUNSHINE
>WHOA OH
>literally the best ever
>so fucking tight
>unlike anything I’d done before
>cum first. shit.
>act like I planned for this, pull out and get down on my knees
>ready for some dinner
>eat her out
>she really likes it
>she gasms
>cuddle afterward
>in the nude
>”I love you femanon”
>”I love you too anon”
>oh joy
>we go another time before I have to leave
>call her on sunday
>invite her over
>she asks if “that night will be special”
>say yes, I’d like to do the do.
>she comes over and we have dinner
>my dad’s away on business and my mom left to see my brother at boarding school
>house to selves
>cue the sex
>go up to my bedroom
>she says se wants to try something new
>ok
>I ask what
>she says she thinks she’d like it rough, so if I could hit her a bit and maybe say some mean things
>ok…
>it’s actually pretty fun, spanking her and hearing her scream
>Have a safety word, just in case
>guess what it is /b/
>did you guess?
>if you guessed “children’s book” You were right!
>anyway, we get to the fucking
>last longer this time
>she comes first
>stops
>asks if I’ll cum in her mouth
>sounds pretty good
>take off condom and she starts sucking
>it’s actually the best feeling ever as I cum and she swallows
>snuggle naked afterward,
>she says she’d like to experiment some more
>I’m ready in a couple minutes
>ask what she wants to try
>doggy, she says
>bend her over couch in my room, proceed
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>she LOVES it
>asks me to hit her
>spank her ass shouting at her
>she has, what she described as “the best orgasm I’ve ever had”
>I come too, all parties were pleased by this position
>get dressed again and go downstairs to have dessert
>got me them cupcakes
>bitches love cupcakes
>start chatting it up
>stupid shit like “femanon I love you”
>”I love you too anon”
>start talking like poets and shit
>”femanon, I’ve been thinking about the future”
>”so have I anon, since we’ve been together…”
>omg she’s so deep I’m really in love
>be smooth “What about us?”
>She says:
>well we all just wanna be big rock stars,
>and live in hilltop houses
>driving fifteen cars
>the girls come easy
>and the drugs come cheap
>we’ll all stay skinny
>cause we just won’t eat
>mfw I’m dating nickelback