[MKWii] WFC CTWW Races 2012-08-28 (worst luck of all time)

[Helado Mountain: lap 1 cannon saves me from falling off, then a vertical ledge knocks me off. lap 2, I begin doing VERY badly with a fall off and then getting stuck in off road (thank you Luigi for keeping me in there!)
[Mushroom Peaks: lap 3 hard route succeeded... but I run into a shell and later a Daisy reds me right before that ramp, resulting in an awful respawn. Sheesh!
[Fishdom Island: I take someone's TC, get shrunk with it, get redded on my way toward the item box, get stuck into a 90° wall, and pull ANOTHER cloud! My luck just can't get any worse, can it? Mikey (the guest) passes me on the line so I get 12th, geez! thanks a lot...
[6KL: I run into a shroom I absolutely DIDN'T see, fall off, respawn far behind. Lap 1 cannon, I get shocked right AFTER I take it with the star, and I fall off. Lap 2, I get shocked right BEFORE the cannon with the bullet. To top it off, it was 150cc but I didn't go for the shortcut place; who knows whether I would've succeeded it! For once, Mikey actually was nice this time, letting people pass her.
[N64 Yoshi Valley: naughty shortcutting (Bowser didn't go for it, surprisingly) and bashing time. Lap 1 bullet was surprisingly nice to the people on the bridge in front of me... Lap 2, I'm surprised I didn't fall off and the shock came right as I rescued myself. I got stuck in the fence and overlooked the POW at that time. Lap 3, shock likes to strike as I cut over grass!
[Volcanic Skyway 3: someone subtly used the ultra glitch on lap 3 to halt the race early. Naughty Funky cheater!