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- >Fluffy pony looks at your old kids' books
- >Decides she wants to be astronaut
- >Nearly suffocates herself putting her head in a fishbowl
- >Keeps trying to climb onto dangerously high objects to get closer to space
- >Endlessly attempts to name the planets to you and can't remember them in anything close to the right order
- >One day you simply tell her that all of this is pointless, since the shuttle program has been shut down
- >She'd need to go on one of those commercial spaceplanes or some shit and they don't sell tickets to ponies
- >She becomes depressed
- >Next day, you can't find her
- >Probably ran away looking for space ticket line to beg at and got hit by a car
- >Become depressed yourself
- >Months later, driving to work
- >Radio guy having interview with International Space Station
- >Astronaut says "It's unbelievable, we've never had anything bigger than a fly stow away on a spacecraft before. Got in a shoe, seems like. But I won't lie, we're happy to have her, she's a nice little mascot. Crazy about space exploration."
- >All-too familiar voice says with joy "FWUFFY NO NEED TICKET, DADDEH!"
- >Well, she certainly showed you
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