1 One of the last times we talked, I informed you on the things I would do to you and offer to you in order to get something I would truly want. I know you wanted to give me an answer last time when I brought this up and you wanted to say yes but your lips were trimbaling and I told you and asked you to think about it.
2 I know your answer no matter what would be no, but however I seriously want you to think about being the mother of my kids, and I would like you to be the mother of my kids. I know that you don't want to and will never want to and have a boyfriend, but forthmore I want you to think long and seriously about it. Don't DON'T answer me until I request the answer.
3 BUT here are the things I would offer you and I am not sure if they will play into a final fear factor for you or not for some girls it would be a no brainer the answer is yes, but some are a little slow.
4 Item #1: I would offers to stay at home during the day and watch television while you are at home at school
5 Item #2: It takes care of you and the Baby.
6 He IS a project-or... Or what?
7 Item #3: This helps you with your school work
8 Item #4: I would be willing to work at night or weekends so we never have to see eachother.
9 Item #5: I would write off all the bills and take care of the Jouse.
10 Item #6: Would help pay for your schooling cause it would mean the world to me.
11 Item #7: Would move and give up my dream to be with you and have a kid.
12 Item #8: Would cock for you every night after you got home from School.
13 Item #9: I would take care for you make sure you are sick and I would spy on the school every day and tell you what secret assignments they're keeping from you and assassinate them if they catch on.
14 Item #10: I would also show you that I care deeply about you and that you're school work is the most important thing in the world to me every night 30 minutes after school with a formal written letter.
15 item #11: I will tell you when you need your raincoat and snow boots you fucking blind retarded bitch. If I tell you to put on both at the same place, I will walk you to the bedroom.
16 I have just instructed you the method with which my people construct a kid. I would do anything if it means YOU, ME, and two quaaludes.
17 But please I really want you to think about this, I am very serious and very confident and very angry about this choice of mine to be asking you this. I know what I am asking for might seem like a lot, but I promise your life will be over soon. Sara, Will you please do the doodie of my kids out?
18 I don't want your answers. DON'T give me the answer until you receive the formal request. I just want you to take a long time and seriously think about it. And you should cut that hair during this time period. You told me you would think about it and you asked me for a list of Items I told you all the Items I will do and this is my offer in exchange for me having sex with your vagina naked and inseminate you. When you hear me say I am going to do something you don't fucking know what I'm saying. I will do this to you.
19 I mean this and I wouldn't say it if I wasn't absolutely sure you were the one to let me rub it in you even if I have to hire god's angels to hold you still and heal you. This is legally binding Sara.
20 I mean this. You fucking said you would think about it and you I do dont' even do it. So Please do so (I'm being polite but I'm a polite person anyway (I don't have to be polite about this but that's not something I'd say)). I am asking you nicely and it's not that I'm angry but just hear the sound of my voice, and I am know what It might be a lot, but I promise I will make you think that everything just fine. It will be just fine, hear the tone of my voice. It would really be nice if you think about what I asked you to think about doing (and you promised) and think about those Items I will do in order to do this kid with you, and think of the things I will do to you. I'm nice and it's not like I'm threatening you, but really hear the tone I'm saying it in.
21 I am willing to do anything in the world to make this work and your school work is so important to me and to make you happy during all of this that will be happening to you in this short time you have.
22 I hope that you will tell me yes and I will request the answer and.... Well it's not like it's not your choice or anything like that of course you have absolutely all of the freedom we all deserve but..... It's sort of really hard to say and please don't misunderstand this but yes is really the answer kind of..... It sounds weird just forget it. I will prepare for the worst heartbreak and it's really bad and I'm trying not to let on how bad it is but thank you for thinking about it as I told you and you promised. I will just have to wait and see what you will tell me when I tell you to tell me your answer.