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Taking Flight- Meeting the Wonderbolts

Apr 4th, 2012
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  1. >Day 1 in Equestria, you find yourself in a beautiful city, they call it Canterlot, it is an enormous city on the side of a mountain, kinda similar to Rivendell from Lord Of the Rings.
  2. >Okay nerdgasm here calm your tits Anon.
  3. >You begin to walk around the city. It's been a few hours since you have spoken to Celelstia.
  4. >It was odd but it seemed like she expected you.
  5. >Nah, you're just paranoid.
  6. >The Princess insisted that you catch a WonderBolts show,Whatever that is...
  7. >You make your way to the stadium. Ponies are just staring you down, their eyes are like daggers.
  8. >If Celestia didn’t give that speech, you don’t even want to think about it.
  9. >Wow, these roads are literally glowing. You have never seen such beauty before. You could just-
  10. “Umf, oops I’m so sorry.”
  11. >You run into a large p0ny. He is pretty intimidating looking, but his voice is... well you have to say it's funny sounding, almost like a mouse.
  12. > “No I am sorry for running into your filth, monkey!”
  13. >You cannot take his squeaky voice seriously.
  14. >You laugh under your breath, and of coarse the p0ny notices.
  15. >Fuck you have some shitty luck.
  16. >The large p0ny gets in your face, “Whats so funny? I like to laugh too!”
  17. >You look away from the p0ny.
  18. >This might get bad.
  19. >The p0ny shoves you, yep you were right.
  20. > “Answer me whats so funny!”
  21. >You let out a sigh.
  22. >You were expecting this, so let's have fun with it.
  23. “Well Micky its just you-” The p0ny clocks you in the jaw.
  24. >Well didn't see that coming.
  25. > “I don’t know what a Micky is but I'm guessing it's an insult.”
  26. >You smile, there is always that one guy.
  27. >The p0ny raises his hoof again.
  28. “Violence isn't always the answer big guy.”
  29. >The p0ny has fire in his eyes, well here we go, you can take a hit.
  30. > “Whoa, whoa, whoa, big boy, didn't you hear the princess? Leave this guy alone.”
  31. >There, standing before you is an orange p0ny. She's radiant, her mane like fire.
  32. >Damn this p0ny is, well the shit.
  33. >The large p0ny cowers.
  34. > “Sorry Spitefire its just that this monkey-”
  35. > “I think you should just go, you're embarrassing yourself.”
  36. >The p0ny hangs his head in shame, and walks off into the distance.
  37. “Umm, wow thanks for the help Spitfire.”
  38. > “Hey don’t mention it, you would probably do the same for me.”
  39. >You know for a fact that you would have not have done the same thing for her.
  40. >You usually don’t help random people, or p0nies in your case.
  41. “Heh yeah. Thanks again though that was a pretty cool thing to do.”
  42. > “Not a problem. Umm I didn't catch your name?”
  43. >Because you didn't tell her your name.
  44. “My name, well its Anon.”
  45. > “Never heard a name like that before, well it's nice to meet you Anon, and I'm Spitfire.”
  46. >She lends a hoof out to you.
  47. >You shake it.
  48. >Spitfire gives you a funny look.
  49. “Yeah I caught that. Umm were you that guys friend or something?”
  50. > Spitfire giggles, “No just some random guy. Never meet him before.
  51. >You are a bit confused now.
  52. “How did he know your name then?”
  53. > “Oh well I am part of this little group called the WonderBolts, we are kinda known throughout Equestria.
  54. >So this is one of the famous Daredevils of Equestria, she is pretty down to earth compared to celebrities back on earth.
  55. “Hey I was just heading to the stadium to watch one of your shows.”
  56. > “I know the Princess sent me here to umm well guide you.”
  57. >She means babysit.
  58. “Oh okay cool.”
  59. >The two of you stand there awkwardly for a moment.
  60. > “Well what are we standing around for lets go.”
  61. >The two of you make your way to the stadium.
  62. >While walking towards the stadium you cant help but to stare at spitfire.
  63. >She gives off this bright aura.
  64. >She notices the staring.
  65. >She smiles.
  66. >You don’t seem to notice that she notices.
  67. >WUT
  68. >You look away.
  69. >WTF mate.
  70. >Now all you see is p0nies looking at you with shock instead of disgust.
  71. >And every minute somp0ny yells at Spitefire, either saying they love her, or that she is the best.
  72. >And she just smiles, this fame does not get to her head.
  73. >Cant say the same about yourself.
  74. >The two of you arrive to the stadium.
  75. >It looks like an old Roman Colosseum, mixed with a football stadium.
  76. > “Pretty cool huh Anon.”
  77. “Yea it is, kinda reminds me of home.”
  78. >Home holy shit.
  79. >It hits you. You might never see home again, never see another human again.
  80. >This is heavy.
  81. > “Are you okay Anon?”
  82. >You nod your head.
  83. “Yeah sorry its just this is all happening so quickly.”
  84. > “Sorry Anon if you want to go lay down or something-”
  85. “No, no it's okay I kinda want to see your show.”
  86. >Spitfire smiles. “That’s the spirit Anon lets go.”
  87. >The two of you walk into the stadium.
  88. >You can hear cheers in the distance.
  89. >Damn this place must be packed.
  90. > “Come on Anon you will get the best seat in the house.”
  91. >You put your hands behind your head.
  92. “Sounds good Spitfire, and I cant thank you enough-”
  93. >Spitfire places her hoofs upon your lips, “Hey like I said don’t mention it.”
  94. >The two of you walk onto the grounds.
  95. >Wow!
  96. >There are p0nies everywhere.
  97. >And all them were cheering for the WonderBolts.
  98. >Must be nice to have so many fans.
  99. >You see a p0ny walking out the of tunnel.
  100. >The p0ny walks up to the podium.
  101. >He speaks, well more like shouts.
  102. > “Welcome everyp0ny, welcome. Now let me hear you scream!”
  103. >The whole stadium vibrates with cheers.
  104. >These p0nies must be good. Because you have never seen such an awesome crowd before.
  105. >Spitfire places a hoof on your leg. “Okay Anon take a seat here and enjoy the show.”
  106. >Spitfire then dashes away into a tunnel.
  107. >Wow. She is fast.
  108. >You take your seat on the field. Waiting for the show to begin.
  109. >The announcer speaks up again. “You love them, you want to be them, and here they come, THE WONDERBOLTS!”
  110. >Then just like that a flash comes from the tunnel.
  111. >12 p0nies are now soaring through the sky.
  112. >They are pulling off some crazy stunts.
  113. >They are doing flips,twist, and some shit you have never seen before.
  114. >A few of the p0nies seem to have... Thunder storms or lighting following them.
  115. >Spitfire was one of those p0nies.
  116. >It is a pretty awesome sight.
  117. > “Wow folks Spitfire is on a roll today, I have never seen her pull off such amazing moves!”
  118. >Spitfire is puling off some crazy shit.
  119. >It's amazing.
  120. >It looks like Spitfire is planning something.
  121. >She gives you a mischievous grin then just like that- WO
  122. >Spitfire manifest a tornado of fire.
  123. >She just kept on spinning and spinning, then BAM tornado.
  124. >You are in complete awe now.
  125. >Even some of the other Wonderbolts are amazed.
  126. >The other p0nies continue their performance.
  127. >But you cant stop watching Spitfire.
  128. >She was like a one man show.
  129. >The other p0nies were just accessories to her extraordinary performance.
  130. >The show goes on for about another 30 minutes.
  131. > The announcer gives the crowd the bad news. “Wow! That was a great show, but sadly it ends here folks.”
  132. >The crowed gives off a little boo.
  133. > “Hey, don’t be upset. It was a great show right?!”
  134. >The crowd cheers again.
  135. >Not a very tough crowed.
  136. >The fans begin to leave the stadium.
  137. >Most of them with sad faces.
  138. >As the crowd leaves you notice the 12 p0nies make their decent.
  139. >Once they make their landing they all huddle up in a circle.
  140. >They begin to talk to each other in hush voices.
  141. >Most likely about you. Of coarse they are talking about you dip shit.
  142. >Some of the p0nies look back at you.
  143. >A couple of them give you some funny looks.
  144. >Spitfire is arguing with a couple of them now.
  145. >You can barely make out what Spitfire is saying.
  146. >The only thing that you could make out was something about taking you in. Whatever that means?
  147. >A few minutes later they stop.
  148. >They all nod their heads, and break up the circle.
  149. >The 12 p0nies walk up to you.
  150. >The 12 p0nies stare at you for a moment then the silence is broken.
  151. >Spitfire is the first to speak.
  152. > “Well Anon we have all come to an agreement.”
  153. >You give Spitfire a funny look.
  154. “Agreement about what?”
  155. >The 12 p0nies all nod.
  156. >Okay what the fuck is up!?
  157. > “We have all agreed that you are cool.”
  158. >You fall on the ground.
  159. >You waited all that time for them to decide that you are cool?!
  160. >Ugh this place is going to fun.
  161. > “And we also decided who is going to take you into their home.”
  162. >You stand back up and look at all of the p0nies.
  163. >One of them is going to take your sorry ass in. Wow! Maybe they didn't waste your time.
  164. >Spitfire points to a blue p0ny. “Soarin here has agreed, so you shall live with him for now.”
  165. >You have a twinkle in your eyes.
  166. “Umm wow. thank you.”
  167. >Soarin gives you a nod.
  168. > Spitfire clears her throat. “Okay now that this is settled. I would like to introduce everyp0ny. If you don’t mind?”
  169. >You look around for a moment.
  170. >You could probably guess all of these p0nies names.
  171. >You stop daydreaming, and look back at Spitfire.
  172. “Sure. Well let me introduce myself first.”
  173. >You look around at the 12 p0nies again.
  174. “Well my name is Anon, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.”
  175. >Nice you formal ass.
  176. >The 12 p0nies smile. Then all speak up at once. “HI ANON!”
  177. >Whoa is this an AA meeting. Ehh doesn't matter.
  178. >Spitfire speaks up again. “Okay let me go through the bunch now.”
  179. >Spitfire walks down to the end of the line, and starts there.
  180. > “Okay this is Soarin, you already knew that, this is Blaze, Fire Streak here, Fleetfoot, High Winds, Lightning streak, this is Misty, High Velocity, Rapidfire, Surprise, and Finally Wave Chill.”
  181. >Fuck that was a mouthful. You will never remember all of those names.
  182. “It's very nice to meet you all.”
  183. >The p0nies smile.
  184. >Ehh these p0onies probably hate you.
  185. >And Spitfire is just forcing you upon them. You're a burden Anon.
  186. >You close your eyes and look up at the sky.
  187. >Why you Anon and why now?
  188. >Spitfire places her hoof upon your hand.
  189. > “Hey Anon are you doing alright?”
  190. > Why is this p0ny being so nice to your sorry ass?
  191. >You look down to Spitfire. Trying to give off a fake smile.
  192. >It fails.
  193. “I'm sorry Spitfire its just. Oh man. I don’t want to be a burden. I don't-”
  194. >Spitfire stops you before you can ramble on anymore.
  195. > “You aren’t a burden Anon. You are something great, I can just feel it. You are going to do great things here Anon. Plus I would just die if I heard an angry p0ny has done something to you on the streets, and that I could have prevented it. No not on my watch. So please come with us.”
  196. >Wow this p0ny truly is amazing.
  197. >You wrap your hand around Spitfire's hoof, and then kneel down.
  198. >You look her in the eyes, and you begin to speak.
  199. “Thank you so much Spitfire, I really cant thank you enough. I just meet you but you are already the best friend I have ever had. I promise that I will do something great, but not for myself, for you.”
  200. >Spitfire is now glowing. She has an ear to ear smile.
  201. > “Sounds great Anon. Now lets go get something to eat that show really worked me up, and I need to refuel.”
  202. >You smile.
  203. “Sounds great I haven’t eaten since I arrived here.”
  204. >Most of the Wonderbolts leave, because well they probably don’t like you.
  205. >Doesn’t matter you have Spitfire.
  206. >Soarin stays with the two of you.
  207. >He is actually a pretty cool guy.
  208. >Soarin kinda gives off this “Surfer guy” feel.
  209. >While making your way to the restaurant. Soarin takes it upon himself to give you a mini tour of the city.
  210. > “This here is the total steller bar, where me and my bros get super wasted. Its pretty awesome man”
  211. >You laugh.
  212. “Sounds pretty cool Soarin.”
  213. >Soarin nods his head. “Yeah we should totally head there some time man.”
  214. >Spitfire giggles. “Hey what about me fellas?”
  215. > “Hey I wouldn’t forget about you Spitfire. That would be un cool man.”
  216. >Spitfire gives off a playful smirk. “You know I'm only playing Soarin.”
  217. >Soarin laughs. “No duh dude I known you for like forever. I can tell when you are kidding man.”
  218. >The two p0nies laugh.
  219. >Must be nice to have a great friendship like that.
  220. >You had friends back home, but nothing like that.
  221. >Most of your friends used you. Like you were just some tool.
  222. >Maybe being here will mark a new begging for you?
  223. >Or the end of you.
  224. >Whatever the case may be. This is your new home now.
  225. >End
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