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- >Day 1 in Equestria, you find yourself in a beautiful city, they call it Canterlot, it is an enormous city on the side of a mountain, kinda similar to Rivendell from Lord Of the Rings.
- >Okay nerdgasm here calm your tits Anon.
- >You begin to walk around the city. It's been a few hours since you have spoken to Celelstia.
- >It was odd but it seemed like she expected you.
- >Nah, you're just paranoid.
- >The Princess insisted that you catch a WonderBolts show,Whatever that is...
- >You make your way to the stadium. Ponies are just staring you down, their eyes are like daggers.
- >If Celestia didn’t give that speech, you don’t even want to think about it.
- >Wow, these roads are literally glowing. You have never seen such beauty before. You could just-
- “Umf, oops I’m so sorry.”
- >You run into a large p0ny. He is pretty intimidating looking, but his voice is... well you have to say it's funny sounding, almost like a mouse.
- > “No I am sorry for running into your filth, monkey!”
- >You cannot take his squeaky voice seriously.
- >You laugh under your breath, and of coarse the p0ny notices.
- >Fuck you have some shitty luck.
- >The large p0ny gets in your face, “Whats so funny? I like to laugh too!”
- >You look away from the p0ny.
- >This might get bad.
- >The p0ny shoves you, yep you were right.
- > “Answer me whats so funny!”
- >You let out a sigh.
- >You were expecting this, so let's have fun with it.
- “Well Micky its just you-” The p0ny clocks you in the jaw.
- >Well didn't see that coming.
- > “I don’t know what a Micky is but I'm guessing it's an insult.”
- >You smile, there is always that one guy.
- >The p0ny raises his hoof again.
- “Violence isn't always the answer big guy.”
- >The p0ny has fire in his eyes, well here we go, you can take a hit.
- > “Whoa, whoa, whoa, big boy, didn't you hear the princess? Leave this guy alone.”
- >There, standing before you is an orange p0ny. She's radiant, her mane like fire.
- >Damn this p0ny is, well the shit.
- >The large p0ny cowers.
- > “Sorry Spitefire its just that this monkey-”
- > “I think you should just go, you're embarrassing yourself.”
- >The p0ny hangs his head in shame, and walks off into the distance.
- “Umm, wow thanks for the help Spitfire.”
- > “Hey don’t mention it, you would probably do the same for me.”
- >You know for a fact that you would have not have done the same thing for her.
- >You usually don’t help random people, or p0nies in your case.
- “Heh yeah. Thanks again though that was a pretty cool thing to do.”
- > “Not a problem. Umm I didn't catch your name?”
- >Because you didn't tell her your name.
- “My name, well its Anon.”
- > “Never heard a name like that before, well it's nice to meet you Anon, and I'm Spitfire.”
- >She lends a hoof out to you.
- >You shake it.
- >Spitfire gives you a funny look.
- “Yeah I caught that. Umm were you that guys friend or something?”
- > Spitfire giggles, “No just some random guy. Never meet him before.
- >You are a bit confused now.
- “How did he know your name then?”
- > “Oh well I am part of this little group called the WonderBolts, we are kinda known throughout Equestria.
- >So this is one of the famous Daredevils of Equestria, she is pretty down to earth compared to celebrities back on earth.
- “Hey I was just heading to the stadium to watch one of your shows.”
- > “I know the Princess sent me here to umm well guide you.”
- >She means babysit.
- “Oh okay cool.”
- >The two of you stand there awkwardly for a moment.
- > “Well what are we standing around for lets go.”
- >The two of you make your way to the stadium.
- >While walking towards the stadium you cant help but to stare at spitfire.
- >She gives off this bright aura.
- >She notices the staring.
- >She smiles.
- >You don’t seem to notice that she notices.
- >WUT
- >You look away.
- >WTF mate.
- >Now all you see is p0nies looking at you with shock instead of disgust.
- >And every minute somp0ny yells at Spitefire, either saying they love her, or that she is the best.
- >And she just smiles, this fame does not get to her head.
- >Cant say the same about yourself.
- >The two of you arrive to the stadium.
- >It looks like an old Roman Colosseum, mixed with a football stadium.
- > “Pretty cool huh Anon.”
- “Yea it is, kinda reminds me of home.”
- >Home holy shit.
- >It hits you. You might never see home again, never see another human again.
- >This is heavy.
- > “Are you okay Anon?”
- >You nod your head.
- “Yeah sorry its just this is all happening so quickly.”
- > “Sorry Anon if you want to go lay down or something-”
- “No, no it's okay I kinda want to see your show.”
- >Spitfire smiles. “That’s the spirit Anon lets go.”
- >The two of you walk into the stadium.
- >You can hear cheers in the distance.
- >Damn this place must be packed.
- > “Come on Anon you will get the best seat in the house.”
- >You put your hands behind your head.
- “Sounds good Spitfire, and I cant thank you enough-”
- >Spitfire places her hoofs upon your lips, “Hey like I said don’t mention it.”
- >The two of you walk onto the grounds.
- >Wow!
- >There are p0nies everywhere.
- >And all them were cheering for the WonderBolts.
- >Must be nice to have so many fans.
- >You see a p0ny walking out the of tunnel.
- >The p0ny walks up to the podium.
- >He speaks, well more like shouts.
- > “Welcome everyp0ny, welcome. Now let me hear you scream!”
- >The whole stadium vibrates with cheers.
- >These p0nies must be good. Because you have never seen such an awesome crowd before.
- >Spitfire places a hoof on your leg. “Okay Anon take a seat here and enjoy the show.”
- >Spitfire then dashes away into a tunnel.
- >Wow. She is fast.
- >You take your seat on the field. Waiting for the show to begin.
- >The announcer speaks up again. “You love them, you want to be them, and here they come, THE WONDERBOLTS!”
- >Then just like that a flash comes from the tunnel.
- >12 p0nies are now soaring through the sky.
- >They are pulling off some crazy stunts.
- >They are doing flips,twist, and some shit you have never seen before.
- >A few of the p0nies seem to have... Thunder storms or lighting following them.
- >Spitfire was one of those p0nies.
- >It is a pretty awesome sight.
- > “Wow folks Spitfire is on a roll today, I have never seen her pull off such amazing moves!”
- >Spitfire is puling off some crazy shit.
- >It's amazing.
- >It looks like Spitfire is planning something.
- >She gives you a mischievous grin then just like that- WO
- >Spitfire manifest a tornado of fire.
- >She just kept on spinning and spinning, then BAM tornado.
- >You are in complete awe now.
- >Even some of the other Wonderbolts are amazed.
- >The other p0nies continue their performance.
- >But you cant stop watching Spitfire.
- >She was like a one man show.
- >The other p0nies were just accessories to her extraordinary performance.
- >The show goes on for about another 30 minutes.
- > The announcer gives the crowd the bad news. “Wow! That was a great show, but sadly it ends here folks.”
- >The crowed gives off a little boo.
- > “Hey, don’t be upset. It was a great show right?!”
- >The crowd cheers again.
- >Not a very tough crowed.
- >The fans begin to leave the stadium.
- >Most of them with sad faces.
- >As the crowd leaves you notice the 12 p0nies make their decent.
- >Once they make their landing they all huddle up in a circle.
- >They begin to talk to each other in hush voices.
- >Most likely about you. Of coarse they are talking about you dip shit.
- >Some of the p0nies look back at you.
- >A couple of them give you some funny looks.
- >Spitfire is arguing with a couple of them now.
- >You can barely make out what Spitfire is saying.
- >The only thing that you could make out was something about taking you in. Whatever that means?
- >A few minutes later they stop.
- >They all nod their heads, and break up the circle.
- >The 12 p0nies walk up to you.
- >The 12 p0nies stare at you for a moment then the silence is broken.
- >Spitfire is the first to speak.
- > “Well Anon we have all come to an agreement.”
- >You give Spitfire a funny look.
- “Agreement about what?”
- >The 12 p0nies all nod.
- >Okay what the fuck is up!?
- > “We have all agreed that you are cool.”
- >You fall on the ground.
- >You waited all that time for them to decide that you are cool?!
- >Ugh this place is going to fun.
- > “And we also decided who is going to take you into their home.”
- >You stand back up and look at all of the p0nies.
- >One of them is going to take your sorry ass in. Wow! Maybe they didn't waste your time.
- >Spitfire points to a blue p0ny. “Soarin here has agreed, so you shall live with him for now.”
- >You have a twinkle in your eyes.
- “Umm wow. thank you.”
- >Soarin gives you a nod.
- > Spitfire clears her throat. “Okay now that this is settled. I would like to introduce everyp0ny. If you don’t mind?”
- >You look around for a moment.
- >You could probably guess all of these p0nies names.
- >You stop daydreaming, and look back at Spitfire.
- “Sure. Well let me introduce myself first.”
- >You look around at the 12 p0nies again.
- “Well my name is Anon, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.”
- >Nice you formal ass.
- >The 12 p0nies smile. Then all speak up at once. “HI ANON!”
- >Whoa is this an AA meeting. Ehh doesn't matter.
- >Spitfire speaks up again. “Okay let me go through the bunch now.”
- >Spitfire walks down to the end of the line, and starts there.
- > “Okay this is Soarin, you already knew that, this is Blaze, Fire Streak here, Fleetfoot, High Winds, Lightning streak, this is Misty, High Velocity, Rapidfire, Surprise, and Finally Wave Chill.”
- >Fuck that was a mouthful. You will never remember all of those names.
- “It's very nice to meet you all.”
- >The p0nies smile.
- >Ehh these p0onies probably hate you.
- >And Spitfire is just forcing you upon them. You're a burden Anon.
- >You close your eyes and look up at the sky.
- >Why you Anon and why now?
- >Spitfire places her hoof upon your hand.
- > “Hey Anon are you doing alright?”
- > Why is this p0ny being so nice to your sorry ass?
- >You look down to Spitfire. Trying to give off a fake smile.
- >It fails.
- “I'm sorry Spitfire its just. Oh man. I don’t want to be a burden. I don't-”
- >Spitfire stops you before you can ramble on anymore.
- > “You aren’t a burden Anon. You are something great, I can just feel it. You are going to do great things here Anon. Plus I would just die if I heard an angry p0ny has done something to you on the streets, and that I could have prevented it. No not on my watch. So please come with us.”
- >Wow this p0ny truly is amazing.
- >You wrap your hand around Spitfire's hoof, and then kneel down.
- >You look her in the eyes, and you begin to speak.
- “Thank you so much Spitfire, I really cant thank you enough. I just meet you but you are already the best friend I have ever had. I promise that I will do something great, but not for myself, for you.”
- >Spitfire is now glowing. She has an ear to ear smile.
- > “Sounds great Anon. Now lets go get something to eat that show really worked me up, and I need to refuel.”
- >You smile.
- “Sounds great I haven’t eaten since I arrived here.”
- >Most of the Wonderbolts leave, because well they probably don’t like you.
- >Doesn’t matter you have Spitfire.
- >Soarin stays with the two of you.
- >He is actually a pretty cool guy.
- >Soarin kinda gives off this “Surfer guy” feel.
- >While making your way to the restaurant. Soarin takes it upon himself to give you a mini tour of the city.
- > “This here is the total steller bar, where me and my bros get super wasted. Its pretty awesome man”
- >You laugh.
- “Sounds pretty cool Soarin.”
- >Soarin nods his head. “Yeah we should totally head there some time man.”
- >Spitfire giggles. “Hey what about me fellas?”
- > “Hey I wouldn’t forget about you Spitfire. That would be un cool man.”
- >Spitfire gives off a playful smirk. “You know I'm only playing Soarin.”
- >Soarin laughs. “No duh dude I known you for like forever. I can tell when you are kidding man.”
- >The two p0nies laugh.
- >Must be nice to have a great friendship like that.
- >You had friends back home, but nothing like that.
- >Most of your friends used you. Like you were just some tool.
- >Maybe being here will mark a new begging for you?
- >Or the end of you.
- >Whatever the case may be. This is your new home now.
- >End
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