Mon dieu

>day babysitting Dandelion
>and also pulling off a devious plot
>a plan of such deviancy it could only originate from your mind
“Anon can I have one more cream soda?”
>oh yes
>you’ve been giving Dandelion a lot to drink
>there is only one horizon where you are heading with this
>and that is
>a shower
>a shower so beautiful it could be called golden
>A Golden Dandelion shower
>oh yes, it is day watersports with Dandelion in Equestria
>speaking of her, you notice she is fidgeting a bit
>about time, she’s been downing cream sodas one after the other
“Uh, ummm... where is the toilet?”
>plan urine; execute
>”Oh, what a terrible thing that has happened, my toilet broke down earlier today”
>Dandelion fidgets a bit more and blushes
“Anon Dandelion really needs to pee...”
>”Oh well you are in luck, for we humans happen to be able to absorb and drink urine and filter it to nutrients. Just pee on me”
>Dandelion seems shocked as she looks at your announcement
“But...but isn’t that gross? To be peed on?”
>”Nonsense Dandelion, I admit it can feel a bit unorthodox but for your wellbeing I’ll sacrifice my sanctity of social norms and use this power, just for you”
>Dandelion still seems reluctant
>but her fidgeting has grown, she can’t hold onto it for long now
“...O-ok...”
>you stop yourself from grinning in victory
“Umm... s-should Dandelion go to the toilet or pee into a cup?”
>”Don’t worry Dandelion, let me guide you trough it”
>you get down from the couch you two are sitting on and get to your knees before the now bashful and blushing Dandelion who is crossing her legs cutely to hold it in
>you part her hind legs and see her tiny little, well, the thing you would expect between a little filly’s legs
>not a penis
>”Ok Dandelion, now just let it out, don’t worry about getting it on anything and relax”
>Dandelion hides the lower part of her face and averts her gaze away from you in embarrassment as her face gets even more rosier
>and then it comes out
>a slight dribble at first, but soon it grows to full stream and splashes against your face with its warmth
>”Oooooh mon dieu...”
>such strong aroma of urine
>it is like sweet nectar upon your nose
>Dandelion has now closed her eyes in embarrassment as she keeps peeing on your face
>the sweet foul nectar dribbles down onto your clothes and stings your skin
>you open your mouth and let the liquid to fly into there
>it tastes bitter and lukewarm
>you gurgle it a bit and then swallow it
>you stomach turns a bit at your fowl act but your mind tells you body to feel good
>”Je t’aime Dandelion”
>you collapse to your back and lie in the small pool of Dandelions piss as it grows colder
>you open your eyes and see a very embarrassed Dandelion looking at you from the couch
“Uh- umm are you ok”
>”Yes, I just need a moment for the nutrients to absorb”
>Dandelion averts her eyes again
“Dandelion needs to go again...”
>you nod at Dandelion and smile as she turns around and sticks her butt over the edge of the couch and douses you with her warm shower
>such a glorious day