More ARG-IRC shenanigans

<madkat03> haii Dev
<Dev> Hey madkat03
<Dev> What's up?
<madkat03> the sky is up :p
<madkat03> how are you
<Dev> Alright, tired
* madkat03 gives dev coffee
<Dev> Re-did my CV for like the 100th time today
<madkat03> why
<Dev> Because I keep seeing recruiters to try make finding a job a bit easier and they keep saying "You're not really selling yourself"
<Dev> I have seen four people who have helped me re-jig my CV and each tells me that
<Dev> I think nobody knows how to do a proper resume and everybody makes it up as they go along =S
<Dev> So, how are you?
<madkat03> poor dev :S
<madkat03> im good
<Dev> It's ok, I shall put "Prostitute" under work experience so people know that I sell myself
<Dev> Problem solved =D
<madkat03> lol
<gonzo> Dev: you are correct
<gonzo> a CV is basically "how can I lie to make people want me but tell the truth so they know wtf i can do