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Toonami Drinking Game v2

Aug 12th, 2012
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  1. Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game
  2. (because no human could survive WITH alcohol)
  3.  
  4. Take a shot every time:
  5. -A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread
  6. -Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish
  7. -One of the following commercials airs:
  8. -Internet Explorer 9
  9. -Vitamin Water (two shots if its the one with the saxophone player)
  10. -Gamefly
  11. -Trojan condoms
  12. -Hot Pockets (either the German Girl or the "Healthy Food")
  13. -Any commercial you feel out of place airs
  14. Bonus:
  15. -Quote Goodfellas or Casino every time you see Joe Pesci in a Snickers comercial.
  16.  
  17. Bleach
  18. -The show starts
  19. -You see giant breasts on screen for more than 5 seconds.
  20. -If the human characters (besides Ichigo) are useless.
  21. -Someone gets kidnapped.
  22. -Someone does something treasonous and stupid for no good reason.
  23. -Ichigo auto bankai's
  24. -Every time Kikuchiyo tries to be/is awesome
  25. -Rangiku or Rukia are shit in a fight.
  26. -Something cool actually happens
  27. -A character is saved at the last moment
  28. -An ass pull occurs
  29. -SECRET TECHNIQUE is unveiled
  30. -Spells are useless
  31. -Somebody has an inner monologue while fighting
  32. -Somebody explains how their powers work to the enemy they're fighting
  33. -They reuse animation
  34. -They cut to a flashback in the middle of a fight (2 shots if the flashback is from the same episode)
  35. -Somebody gets loses an arm (finish your drink if they get their arm back)
  36. -An enemy emerges unscathed from a super powerful attack (two drinks if it was a "forbidden technique")
  37. -The super special awesome mega-power from this arc turns out to be completely worthless afterward.
  38.  
  39. Samurai 7
  40. -Every time badly textured CG shows up.
  41. -Count the minutes between action scenes. Drink one shot for each minute.
  42. -Robot samurai says battle
  43. -Someone gets decapitated
  44. -Someone mentions rice
  45. -A new character with a ridiculous overbite shows up
  46. -Little sister is adorable or annoying (leaving this up to individual discretion)
  47. -One of the seven samurai says "samurai"
  48. -A samurai being a dick to the farmers just cause they're farmers
  49.  
  50. Casshern Sins
  51. -Someone says "Casshern"
  52. -Friender is actually in the episode
  53. -You hear "KILL CASSHERN! DEVOUR CASSHERN!"
  54. -Women toss themselves at Casshern (Two shots if it's Lyuze)
  55. -Braking Boss shows up
  56. -Casshern cries
  57. -Casshern complains about being Casshern
  58. -Casshern goes into Kill Mode
  59. -A detailed close up shot appears
  60. -Ringo first appears in an episode
  61. -Someone mentions Luna. Two shots if they say "Sun named Moon".
  62. -Someone who isn't an robot gang member dies
  63.  
  64. Eureka 7
  65. -Renton is a whiny bitch/badass
  66. -Eureka talks to the Nirvash
  67. -Anemone eats jam
  68. -Eureka's kids are irritating as fuck
  69. -Anemone causes a whyboner
  70. -Renton gets screwed over/treated like shit
  71. -People treat Renton like shit/screw him over specifically because they want to show him that they care
  72. -The Itano Circus comes to town.
  73. -Holland is a colossal dick (especially to Renton)
  74. -Dominic is excessively optimistic
  75. -Matthieu says honey
  76. -Someone does a Cutback Drop Turn
  77. -Diane's face is obscured
  78. -Someone refers to Adrock as 'the King', especially as an allusion to the Golden Bough.
  79. -Any time the Golden Bough is referenced/seen.
  80.  
  81. Thundercats (2012)
  82. -Someone says Whiskers
  83. -Lion-O gets shit on (2 shots if it's Tygra)
  84. -Cheetara's breasts are unusually conspicuous
  85. -Panthro cannot handle things being cute
  86. -Technology is mentioned
  87. -Cheetara or Wilykit get an ass/pantyshot
  88. -Lion-O broods
  89. -The Thundercat symbol appears
  90. -Wilykit is implied to want Elephantman dick
  91.  
  92. Sym-bionic Titan
  93. -The armor suits show up
  94. -The trio combine into Titan
  95. -Modula, Solomon, and/or General Steel make an appearance
  96. -A Mutradi monster comes out of the space gate
  97. -A high school scene starts
  98. -Whenever the next door neighbor barges into their house uninvited
  99. -Every well-defined ass shot
  100. -Someone says "Titan"
  101. -Titan uses a weapon that isn't a sword
  102. -Steel yells something
  103. -Modula does something fucking crazy, in the literal sense or in the badass sense
  104. -Solomon calls Steel a dumbass
  105. -Lance pulls a face
  106. -Ilana says 'Heart'
  107. -Octus makes a comment about human behavior
  108. -5 shots for Booty Quake (you can't miss it)
  109.  
  110. FMA: Brotherhood
  111. -Hughes is mentioned
  112. -Humor awkwardly interrupts a serious scene
  113. -Ling and Greed fight over Ling's body
  114. -Ed is referred to just as "Fullmetal"
  115. -Someone calls Ed short
  116. -The Elric brothers say something about getting their bodies back
  117. -Armstrong, Riza or Mustang are badass.
  118. -Armstrong takes off his shirt
  119. -Von Hohenheim is depressed
  120. -Anyone says something about a philosophers stone.
  121. -King Bradly is being a badass
  122.  
  123. Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
  124. -You see all that CGI in the First Gig Intro
  125. -They drop a title
  126. -You don't understand what was just said
  127. -Togusa uses his revolver
  128. -There's a gory gunshot wound
  129. -Anytime the Major's outfit makes her look less attractive.
  130. -Tachikomas say something cute
  131. -Togusa makes a comment about being pretty un-cyborg, or someone comments on his lack of cyborg
  132. -A philosophical discussion happens
  133. -The Laughing Man logo appears.
  134.  
  135. Cowboy Bebop
  136. -The three old guys show up
  137. -Faye gets herself in trouble
  138. -Someone pulls a gun
  139. -Tank! finishes playing
  140. -Spike mentions hating either kids or pets.
  141. -Any character says bounty.
  142. -Spike does something borderline awesome/badass
  143. -You d'aaw at Ed
  144. -Faye gets herself into trouble
  145. -"See You Space Cowboy" shows up
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