1.MEMEING
A girl and a guy were memeing at 100 mph on reddit...
Girl- Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy- No this is fun.
Girl- No it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy- Then tell me you love memes.
Girl- Fine, I love memes, Now slow down!
Guy- Now give me a big hug.
---(Girl hugs him)
Guy- Okay, can you take my fedora off and put it on? it's bugging me.
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*On /r/all the next day: A memecycle has cashed because of an adviceanimals failure. Two people were on reddit but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the page, the guy realized the subreddit wasn't working, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he made her say I love memes, hug him on last post, and put on his fedora so she would meme even though he knew he would die.

2.The FULL Me-Me
Girl : let's meet up I miss you alot.
Boy: Okay, later babe I'm memeing with my boys. Lets meet up around 12:00.
Girl: You started memeing again? /:
Boy: Yeah don't worry about me babe, I'll see you later though my phone battery is about to die.
*boy turns phone off* He continues memeing and loses track of time. At 2:35 he comes home to adviceanimals his brother outside panicking. He says "Reddit just called me your girl was downvoted to death. WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?!"
* boys begins crying and turns phone on* last message from his girl.
1:45: I have been out by your account for a while now I guess your phone must have died. I'm leaving all I wanted to do was make rage comics with you, but I hope you're having fun with your friends. Text me when you get home babe.. I Love
You.
1:55: babe neckbeards are following me I'm scared!
2:00: voice mail*
Babe I'm scared some neckbeards are downvoting me idk what to do.
* Mouse clicks go off * Silence