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- >Deadpool sits behind his computer... lurking /mlp/.
- >It's a typical night... back on because he's following that new CYOA...
- >It's pretty cool.
- >He's out of Dr. Pepper. Roommate Forrest Gump bout drank him 15 of em.
- >So he has a bottle of Coke in hand...
- >He takes a sip.
- "Mmm... baby... that feels good~"
- >Deadpool is shocked and chokes on Coca Cola.
- "Aaahnnn... why'd you stop?"
- >Deadpool's astounded that a small aluminum can is talking to him... so he bounces out of the room.
- >His best friend Wade comes in...
- "You'll just have to do..."
- >The can sprouts arms and kong vaults onto Wade's lips forcing the brown liquid into his mouth.
- "Aaaaa!! soo good, baby!"
- >Wade manages to quench the beast.
- "You're such a stud..."
- >Wade shakes his head in agreement...
- >because Wade's been keeping a secret this entire time...
- >The can blushes in anticipation.
- >This whole time, Wade was actually a faget
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