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  1. Alright, I've been thinking. When the admins give you reinforcement decay? Don't make big builds. Make the admins take the reinforcement decay back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn reinforcement decay! What am I supposed to do with that?' Demand to see the admins' manager! Make the admins rue the day they thought they could give Henry Draton reinforcement decay! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your server down! With the reinforcement decay! I'm going to get my fellow builders to invent a laggy reinforcement decay that burns your server down!
  2. Big builds aren't about WHY. They're about WHY NOT. Why are so many of our builds humongous? Why not marry small builds if you love them so much. In fact, why not invent a special rule that stops players from building, because you are not nice. Yes, you. Put. Your pearl. In our vault. Quit Minecraft. Sell your computer. Goodbye.
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  4. Bad news is we're postponing big builds indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better thing for you to fight: an army of angry architects, merchants, construction workers, and property owners. Pick up a diamond sword and cross the private property line. You'll know when your pearling starts.
  5. A very long time later:
  6. Just a heads up: We're gonna have a troll turned up full blast and pointed at you guys for the duration of this next year. I'll be honest, we're throwing insults at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably get us banned. Best case scenario, you might reverse reinforcement decay. Worst case, make it worse, which we'll denounce.
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