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Smidget & Bit VII

Apr 5th, 2012
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  1. >Bit rolls around in his basket, opposite of Smidget in the safety room
  2. >since the incident, your master had stopped treating you entirely like children
  3. >you have been learning to read and write
  4. >still difficult without hands, but your magic is enough
  5. >"I am not sowwy fow hitting you." Smidget says, staring at you
  6. >everything considered, you probably couldn't have hurt each other if you tried
  7. >both your hooves are soft, your own horn is blunt, and all fluffy ponies are covered in thick hair
  8. >"We could have been at it fo' houwuhs and not done anyfing."
  9. >"So what now, Smidget? Our fwiend was us to pway nice..."
  10. >she wiggles her hooves out of the front of the basket
  11. >"Why can't we be fwiends? We awen't stupid wike ovah fwuffy ponies... if I wewe, that big wed baww would be hoding my attention and you'd be whining fo' Anomynous... Amonmnous... Anon."
  12. >you both continue to lay in your baskets
  13. >"Do you wike sketties?" she asks, getting out of her basket
  14. >dumb question, all fluffy ponies can't help their love of spaghetti, but you nod
  15. >suspecting foul play, you also get out of your basket levitating the little star patterned blanket you picket
  16. >you begin to circle each other, and you say "We bofe wike Anon, sketties, and hate stupid fwuffies... what's youw point?"
  17. >Smidget smiles, "So we have a wot in common, wight? C'mon, you kiww offur fluffies... how'd you get youw fewst?"
  18. >you think back to your first owner, Charlie
  19. >Sunshine was a unicorn like you
  20. >like the other six, he was utterly retarded
  21. >his idea of a fun game was eating crayons and painting with his poop
  22. >it was more of an outburst than a plan
  23. >Sunshine had forgotten which food bowl was his, and ate your portion of the maple syrup and oats Charlie put out for you
  24. >your bowl was rather dangerously close to a tool rack
  25. >a bit of light telekinesis later and Sunshine had his head split open by a falling shovel
  26. >Smidget rubs a dark spot on her fluffy head
  27. >"Bown kiwwah, huh? I just wet them die an took what I wiked off dem."
  28. >apparently many of the toys around the safety room were 'spoils' of taking stuff from other ponies
  29. >she never actually killed other fluffy ponies
  30. >just stole their things when they died in her company
  31. >you stop circling, sitting back on your fluffy haunches
  32. >Smidget does so in kind, "So stawted and didn't stop?"
  33. >you nod, smiling
  34. >"I did talk dem into doing stupid fings. Once at da pawk, I said dat bewwies wuh yummy an' dat fwuffy ate a bunch of poisonous ones."
  35. >scoot closer, "da wed ones or da gween ones?"
  36. >"Gween. After that, gawdener Stan took them away."
  37. >potential murder tool removed
  38. >Smidget gives you a hug, "See? Mewdew buddies!"
  39. >instinctively you hug back
  40. >you guess Smidget can live
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