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  1. Backstage, Goldust was chatting with Taz about the Power Trip declaring ultimate power over the WWF, only to be interrupted and whisked away by Kazuya Okada, who was carrying a large box. As Okada began to talk to Goldust, he passed the box into Goldust's arms.
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  3. "Goldust! Tonight, I plan to throw the best Christmas celebration that Money Inc. has ever witnessed. Put these on and meet me in DiBiase's office! Lateness will not be tolerated!"
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  5. Okada left Goldust behind as he walked into DiBiase's office, already festooned with Christmas decorations. A large table was set up in the middle of the room, with a huge, gleaming silver tray in the center, steam pouring out of the few ventilation holes in the lid. DiBiase, Funk, Fucktrain, and Corino were seated, and one space was left for Okada. The Rainmaker stifled a tear as he began to speak.
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  7. "Tonight, I give thanks. Not only that, but I give repayment. This kindness I give to you tonight cannot compare to the kindnesses you have given me in my time in the World Wrestling Federation so far. Ted DiBiase, you took a simple multimillionaire manufacturing heir and wrestling champion and brought him to the bright lights and big arenas of America. Terry Funk, you inspired me as a young man with your work in All Japan Pro Wrestling. And Fucktrain, your [i]ecchi[/i] antics have been a source of joy and happiness in my homesick nights." The camera lingered on Steve Corino as Okada failed to acknowledge him and continued with his speech.
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  9. "It is with that gratitude that I present to you tonight a Christmas meal as it is celebrated in Japan." Okada turned to the door with a flourish. "GOLDUST! COME, AND SERVE!" Goldust entered the door, his face bright red under the white wig and beard of his Colonel Sanders costume, and lifted the cover of the large silver dish, revealing buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken, along with plentiful sides. Okada was beaming as he sat down and addressed the rest of Money Inc. again.
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  11. "Gentlemen! Ichi... ni... san... Kurisumasu ni wa kentakkii!" The rest of Money Inc. repeated after him, before proceeding to chow down on chicken, fries, mashed potatoes, beans, and biscuits as Goldust held a bucket for them to throw their trash into.
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