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- Trump is almost like Patton:
- >Patton looks exactly like Trump
- >Trump always mentions him on his rallies
- >Patton believed himself to be a reincarnation of a great warrior
- >Trump was born one year after Patton died
- >Patton cultivated his flashy persona
- >Trump cultivated his flashy persona
- >Patton was hated by the liberal media
- >Trump is hated by the liberal media
- >People used to make fun of Patton's uniform
- >People make fun of Trump's hair
- >Patton realized Germany was ruined by the commies
- >Trump realized Germany is being ruined by the commies
- >Patton was hated by British commanders who called him dangerous and “unbalanced”.
- >Trump is hated by British politicians who call him dangerous and "unhinged"
- >Patton had a fiery temper, especially toward incompetent subordinates
- >Trump has a fiery temper, especially toward incompetent employees
- >Patton liked to brag about his rank and battles
- >Trump likes to brag about his money and deals
- >Patton's commanders found his personality and style "grating and offensive"
- >Trump's party members find his personality and style "inappropriate and offensive"
- >Patton really, really wanted to bomb Russia
- >Trump really, really wants to bomb ISIS
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