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- >master leaves and the neighbor girl can't find fluffy pegasus
- >she still cuddles you, but she's crying over the dead fool the entire time
- >she leaves for school and you trot around the backyard, pantomiming the ignited fluffy, mimicking the wails
- >hit from the side by unseen mass
- >not very hard, mind you
- >roll up, and you see a pissed, dirty earth fluffy
- >you bleat "fwiend?"
- >she responds "You take my pwace! Smidget kiww you!"
- >she attempts to trample your face in, but she doesn't get very far with her marshmallow soft limbs
- >roll her off and charge with your horn
- >doesn't even penetrate the layers of fluff, as if it could even cause more than a slight bruise
- >still enough that you roll over in a ball of fluffy violence
- >you say "I am now his favowite! You twaded his wuv for skasketties!"
- >you think this is the most vicious battle in history
- >it's actually an utterly ineffectual slap-fight
- >you are both tuckered out in minutes
- >wake up inside
- >Smidget in the pillow basket
- >your master is staring at both of you
- ***
- >you found your two fluffy psychopaths, sleeping on top of each other in your back yard
- >your love them both, but your neighbors are starting to suspect that you're some kind of petty sadist
- >they both look up at you with big watery eyes
- >"Stop killing my neighbor's pets. Their daughter is now thinking she's cursed or something"
- >they mewl and apologize, hugging your legs
- >"You don't have to deal with them, I can just board up the hole in the fence..."
- >they're start crying
- >Smidget is clearly thinking you tried to replace her
- >Bit thinks you'll throw him back in the adoption center for killing ponies and because Smidget is back
- >you consider throwing them BOTH back in the bin so you won't have to deal with this any more
- >although... they still love you more than life itself
- >you sigh, picking them up into your arms
- >they stop crying
- >"I'm sorry for smashing your head into the fridge, Smidget. Bit, why do you have fluffy ponies so much?"
- >Bit wiggles his front legs, "Thew jus... thew so stupid! They dwown from ceiwing spwinkwers!"
- >Smidget wriggles as well, "You hate dem fow dat too?"
- >you smile, feeling unhinged, "See? You don't have to fight! You can be murderbuddies!"
- >you all have a big group hug.
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