Battles with Kirito

Kirito runs towards Phil, they both clash swords and engage a street fight. "You picked the wrong time to mess with me!" Phil says as he prepares a sword art skill, Kirito knocks him out of the animation. Phil gets slammed to the ground " ah cmon dude I was fucking doing my skill!" Phil gets up at high speed hitting Kirito three times, taking out 50% of his HP, knocking Kirito straight into a wall, "Damn, I hoped I could save this til the boss to look cool in front of Asuna." Kirito said quickly opening up his menu. Phil runs towards Kirito with his greatsword ready "THIS IS FOR STEALING MY CODE! AGHHHH" Phil screams. Kirito stands back up and pulls out another sword "STARBURST STREAM!" Kirito unleashes a anal devastating, booty blasting, tushy pushy, ass beating attack on DSP knocking him down on the ground and his HP to 1. "WHAT THE FUCK? CMON DUDE, THATS FUCKING CHEATING." DSP says trying to get up. "You're going to jail forest freak." Kirito says as the crowd cheers for his victory.