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  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  2.  
  3. You: Hi :)
  4.  
  5. Stranger: Hello
  6.  
  7. You: Have you accepted jesus christ into your life dear?
  8.  
  9. Stranger: I'm of free religion and mind, I care not to be a dog abiding its master.
  10.  
  11. You: I see
  12.  
  13. You: I respect your opinion
  14.  
  15. You: Although that doesn't make it any less true...
  16.  
  17. You: I'm sorry for your lost naive soul, dear
  18.  
  19. You: I hope you find your way :(
  20.  
  21. Stranger: In short i prefer to be independent.
  22.  
  23. You: Well that's fine and dandy
  24.  
  25. Stranger: So, why are you here?
  26.  
  27. You: you will be independent in hell i suppose
  28.  
  29. You: I'm here to meet nice people
  30.  
  31. You: yourself?
  32.  
  33. Stranger: To talk and pass the time.
  34.  
  35. You: Ah, alrighty. I'm just listening to music right now
  36.  
  37. Stranger: I don't suppose you play Skyrim or Dragon Age?
  38.  
  39. You: I do, actually
  40.  
  41. You: Skyrim is bloody fantastic
  42.  
  43. Stranger: I love Cicero
  44.  
  45. You: I'm kidding, I've never played Skyrim. Has my plot to befriend you worked?
  46.  
  47. Stranger: I want to marry him and Brynjolf
  48.  
  49. Stranger: Sort of, atleast you aten't trying to get into my pants.
  50.  
  51. You: I'd have to marry you first.
  52.  
  53. Stranger: * aren't
  54.  
  55. You: Which is rather lengthy and difficult to do over the internet
  56.  
  57. Stranger: There is always Vegas!
  58.  
  59. You: True, but it's also a cesspool of diseases, so I'd rather avoid it
  60.  
  61. You: Random question, what kind of music do you like?
  62.  
  63. Stranger: My parents might be dunk and just got raped. Any advice from your lord?
  64.  
  65. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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