CAT: "DTG high school AU."
?GG: hm
?GG: who's tazz
CAT: Hmm.
?GG: slightly less beloved substitute
CAT: Hah.
?GG: twin is the good teacher who quit
CAT: Erelye could probably keep the chemistry job, because reigning superintendant Twin enjoys when there are chemical accidents.
?GG: pfff
CAT: That's what happened after he quit. He secretly became the superintendant.
?GG: cobalt is the other chemistry teacher
CURRENT chemicalAssailant [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCA: yes
CAT: The one who isn't crazy.
?GG: yes
CCA: he deals only with super deadly chemicals
?GG: pff
?GG: then what does crys teach
?GG: english?
?GG: gutza is an overenthusiastic physics teacher
CAT: He's been fired three times, but he keeps on getting hired somehow.
?GG: hah
?GG: bomber teaches uh
?GG: something related to economics
CAT: Fseftr is the fucking PE teacher.
?GG: pff
CAT: The kind of PE teacher that gets the bows and arrows out when a ball gets stuck in the rafters.
?GG: hm
?GG: engie?
CAT: He's actually a student, resident abnormally violent football player.
?GG: ah
CCA: tt2k?
?GG: hm
?GG: president?
?GG: *principal
CAT: Sure.
CAT: How about you?
?GG: uh
CCA: goanna?
CCA: pricey?
?GG: no fucking clue
CCA: babysphee?
CCA:  :mspa:
?GG: those three are um
?GG: the students w/ shitty grades
?GG: who slack off
CCA: ellavagod is the one who was expelled for failing so badly he destroyed half the school :mspa:
?GG: pff
CAT: Hah.
?GG: pricey was involved
?GG: so he got suspended
CAT: Even better.
CAT: The rest of the playerbase is essentially just the students.
?GG: mh
CCA: goanna's nickname is "shotgun" and he programs visualbasic md5 antiviruses
?GG: pff
CAT: Hah.
?GG: hm
?GG: piono?
CAT: Former math teacher-turned fencing instructor.
CAT: Clearly
?GG: ah
CAT: *.
?GG: np?
?GG: netpatham, irecreeper... ninjav? amperzand, crusher,
CAT: Ooh, Ire is the janitor who can be found occasionally stealing chairs late at night.
?GG: ah
CCA: crusher and ninjatwist are uh...
CCA: partners in crime
?GG: hm
CAT: Amp is the former physics teacher who suddenly got fired one day for claiming he had blown up the sun.
?GG: huh
CCA: net is uh... the IT guy? idk
CAT: Sure. That kind of works.
?GG: ninjav?
CCA: ninjav is the half enderman security guard or something i don't even
?GG: eh
CCA: he carries a bunch of guns with him all the time
?GG: talist?
CAT: Pretty sure magic is fake as shit in this AU, so he's just carrying loads of guns all the time.
CCA: yeah but erelye teaches alchemy :mspa:
CAT: Nah, he's just the crazy chemistry teacher, as opposed to the one who exclusively deals with fucking fluoroantimonic acid.
CCA: ahahahaha
CCA: yes
CCA: cobalt deals exclusively with fluoroantimonic acid and chlorine trifluoride
?GG: pff
CCA: talist?
CCA: idk
CAT: Nobody knows how he got it, and the last student who realized it was illegal to own fluoroantimonic acid was found face-down in a ditch.
CCA: yes
CCA: actually they never found hi,
CCA: him*
CAT: Talist is, like, the student body president? I don't know.
CCA: because he got dissolved in a vat of fluoroantimonic acid himself
CAT: Hah, yeah. He just disappeared.
CAT: Of course.
CCA: yes talist is the student body president
CCA: how do we incorporate his hate of homestuck into it
CAT: Is that everyone notable?
CAT: Hmm.
?GG: crys and nimble?
CAT: Wasn't Crystal the English teacher?
?GG: oh right
CAT: Nimble is the band director.
?GG: ah
CCA: what about granger
?GG: does rich fall into this
CAT: Probably?
CCA: and serpent
?GG: pit?
CCA: yeah and pit
CAT: Granger is the handyperson, or something.
CAT: Pit's the choir director. Do school choirs even have directors? I don't know.
?GG: ...maniac?
CCA: granger should be the student who is really into music
CCA: and transfers out to another school later and disappears shortly after
CCA: maniac is the crazy person who claims to be king of hell
CCA:  :mspa:
CAT: Maniac is the former geography teacher who was convinced he was literally Satan, yes.
?GG: kayne?
CCA: the school nurse obviously
CCA: or something
CAT: Nurse, yeah.
CCA: but he calls himself the medic
CAT: Nobody objects because he's so good at his job.
CCA: ↑
CAT made CA an OP.
CCA: now on to the other characters
?GG: serp
CCA: the npcs
?GG: did we say anything about serp
CAT: Serpent is the former student president who got outvoted by Talist, and disappeared from public life shortly after.
?GG: ah
CAT: Now we can move on.
?GG: not so fast
?GG: modpack
CCA: the meme obsessed one
CAT: Yeah.
CCA: who never shuts up about memes
?GG: oh i see
CAT: Ever.
?GG: i'd say slingshot but eh we don't really get him
CCA: fbsn is the one who thinks he's really important
?GG: anyways what npcs
CCA: but isn't
CAT: Retcon Twin taking the position of superintendant, Richard's the superintendant of the district.
CCA: 5l1n65h07 is the weird guy
?GG: hm
?GG: uh
?GG: black monolith?
CAT: The librarian?
?GG: mh
CCA: bill
?GG: uh
?GG: hm
CAT: Hmm.
?GG: who's the school mascot
CCA: creepy dummy :mspa:
CAT: Bill's the really creepy substitute teacher that only comes in occasionally.
?GG:  :mspa:
?GG: how many damn subs do we have
?GG: anyways the secret of the void?
CAT: Uhm, the biology teacher who's married to the librarian, IDK.
?GG: wouldn't the secret be the librarian's mother
CAT: That's probably better.
CAT: PB is the PE teacher's pet snake.
CAT: Which he uses to convince kids to continue running.
CAT: Or should BP be the pet snake.
CAT: That's basically everyone, honestly.
CAT: Ooh, Uzi is the superintendant of the rival district, and Richard literally hired a hitman to get rid of her at some point, but she survived.
CCU ceased responding to memo.
CAT: We need to make a pastebin out of this to show the others, fucking hell. This AU is gold.
CAU: Back.
CAU: Oh god no are we so deprived we are making a DTG: Highschool AU?
CAU: Count me in lets go.
CAT: Hah.
CAT: Pretty sure you ended up being the economics teacher.
CAU: I fully agree with this.
CAU: Now, I must INTO SPACE. For testing, of course. I do not condone use of NEI for cheating under most circumstances.
CAT: Farewell, o brave astronaut. May the fickle space gods have mercy on your soul.
CAU:  http://i.imgur.com/K09Fxud.png
CAU: With the power of mods, even you can into space.
CAT: Galacticraft is a wonder amongst mods.
CAT: Now, I shall into space myself. /AFK.
CAT: /UNAFK.
CAT ceased responding to memo.
CCC made AT an OP.
CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAT: Unfortunately, unlike my freedom from Comcast, my computer is susceptible to suddenly exploding, it seems.
CAU: Oh dear.
CAT: I am currently sitting in front of this infernal contraption whilst a large shard of flaming metal from the aforementioned device further cleaves its way through my spine, of course.
CCA: Apparently "JESUSSUCKS" is not allowed to be a Pokémon nickname. That's oddly specific.
?GG: pff
CAT: Hah.
CCA: And apparently "ADHD" isn't allowed either.
?GG: but "ADD" would be
CCA: yes probably
CAT: Relogging.
CAT ceased responding to memo.
CCC made AT an OP.