The Jaspalphtecord thing

-*- Jaspersprite It's been a long, long night of trick or treating-- and to be honest, Jaspers couldn't be happier with the results! His bag is full to the very brim with a particularly colorful assortment of sweets, all of which taken into a brief, gleeful little examination by feline eyes. The sprite wanders through the door frame, a̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶e̶t̶ their costume still dra
<Jaspersprite> ped over his furry little head, paying little to no attention at all to the rest of the room. This candy takes first priority.
-*- Mutini will just, nap now, so full of fish, purrrrrr
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<Jaspersprite> [[Hi, cT uou]]
<clockworkTimelord> (( haaay))
-*- HorrorRose waves))
-*- Mutini lays down on a couch and sleeps
-*- whisperingNightterror leans back a bit, humming softly as the fish warmed them somewhat. They were content to just stay that way, when a familiar presence entered, causing the terror to stiffen.
-*- Jaspersprite Is my costume /that/ scary
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-*- whisperingNightterror yes
-*- Jaspersprite http://oi46.tinypic.com/2qx5c8w.jpg Jfc Alphy
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-*- whisperingNightterror I'm sorry I'm easily scared in some cases u_u
-*- Jaspersprite dated a cowardly lion u^u
<JadeLalonde> Hmm...
<JadeLalonde> What KIND of jet?
<JadeLalonde> Huh?
<HorrorRose> X-15
-*- whisperingNightterror it'd probably help if you weren't scared so much the last time I saw you I'm not fond of causing you to panic and drop all of your candy
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-*- Jaspersprite Well you are very very scary now! You did bad things. And used me too! I think. 3:>
<JadeLalonde> Oh, I have a model of one of those!
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-*- JadeLalonde Giggles, snuggles Rose.
-*- whisperingNightterror didn't want to tell you about the bad things and wants a chance to talk okay ;3;
<HorrorRose> Really?
-*- HorrorRose smiles slightly and pats
-*- Jaspersprite  38>
-*- whisperingNightterror but just staying out of your life works too
-*- whisperingNightterror well
-*- whisperingNightterror unlife I think
<Terezi> "OH! J4D3, 4R3 YOU HUNGRY? 1 M4D3 SOM3 SOUP 4ND S4L4D 34RL13R!"
<JadeLalonde> Oh, sure!
<JadeLalonde> What kinda soup?
<JadeLalonde> Did you season it lightly with the tears of devastated souls?
<JadeLalonde> That's the best kind!
-*- JadeLalonde Cackles in a silly fashion
<HorrorRose> I think we did, yes.
<Terezi> "1... M4YB3" she giggles. "1T'S TOM4TO SOUP THOUGH!"
<HorrorRose> ...so?
<HorrorRose> It can still be seasoned with the tears of devastated souls.
-*- Jaspersprite  117... 118... 119... He giggles to himself, the tip of his tail swishing to and fro as he counts out the last of his candy-- this was a pretty big number, too! Rose would no doubt be /very/ proud to see that he's counting so much. He's a little proud too, admittedly! 120... 121... 122...
-*- Jaspersprite It's only around now that he pulls up the sheet a bit, running his tongue over his furry lips before finally breaking his staring session with the bag of candy. 123! He's got one hundred and twent--
-*- Jaspersprite Oh.
-*- Jaspersprite Oh.
-*- HorrorRose will be very proud when she sees it.  But she's in the kitchen right now.
-*- clockworkTimelord appearifies.
-*- whisperingNightterror whoops
<JadeLalonde> Aww, would you find some souls for me to use for seasoning...?
-*- clockworkTimelord actually just comes wandering down the stairs to a sofa and slumps over the arm.
<JadeLalonde> Rose..? Please.....?
-*- JadeLalonde cute pouttttt
-*- HorrorRose sighs and hands her the salt shaker - I mean the soul shaker.  Totally.
-*- Jaspersprite If Alpha was stiff, Jaspers was a fucking board-- if only for a few moments, anyway. But not until after he promptly fumbles with the bag, half of it's sweet contents spilling out onto the carpet.
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-*- Jaspersprite He just counted that candy out, too! You all saw him! 3:>
-*- HorrorRose didn't.
-*- Jaspersprite  38>
-*- whisperingNightterror sighed softly-they knew that Dante had told the feline to beware the terrors, much like they told Nova to beware others beside Alpha themselves. They pushed up from their seat, giving an apologetic look to Monty before moving to help Jaspers pick up his sweets.
<JadeLalonde> ...
<JadeLalonde> It has cute little crying soul faces on it!
<JadeLalonde> You're the best!
-*- clockworkTimelord squirms and gruuuumbles.
-*- cuddlefishCuller absconds silently.
<-> cuddlefishCuller is now known as Huwzzz
-*- HorrorRose nods with a small smile
-*- Terezi hands Jade a bowl of soup and grins
-*- Jaspersprite He's quick to set the bag down on the floor and hastily gather up whatever he's dropped, scooping up few pieces tentacle by tentacle and putting them in with the rest. He'll have to recount all of that later, to make sure he's got everything-- he could probably do without the candy corn, though. He's not a big fan of the candy corn. 3:>
-*- whisperingNightterror dave u dont have another baby in ur butt do u
-*- Jaspersprite He stops dead in his tracks as he's joined by none other than the person that made him fumble in the first place. "... Oh."
<Jaspersprite> "Uhm. Hello alphy-- alpha."
<whisperingNightterror> They swallow. "Jussst- allow me to help, and thennn I will leave you be, Jaspersss." They say, not even looking as they dumped their current handful into the bag.
<Jaspersprite> "... Alright. 3:" He plainly responds, if not a bit more quietly than usual. It ought to be downright astounding, how his estatic and cheerful disposition disolved so abruptly. A box of dots and a hershey's bar are returned to their previous place-- albeit slowly-- before, perhaps expectedly, the question can't be kept down much longer.
<Jaspersprite> "Is."
<Jaspersprite> "Is it true. 3:"
-*- JadeLalonde Snuggles Rose. "You must think I'm crazy, huh."
<HorrorRose> Am I wrong?
-*- clockworkTimelord stop telling people about the butt baby
-*- whisperingNightterror you have told people about the butt baby tho
-*- whisperingNightterror so I thought I could too
-*- clockworkTimelord no stahp
-*- Terezi wants to know about this butt baby. What is a baby even?
-*- whisperingNightterror I'm sorry I can not stahp the butt baby for they are already here
-*- clockworkTimelord that cherrybud is like a result of an ill-placed terror egg
-*- Terezi Butt baby is Lord English?
-*- clockworkTimelord he's a cutie but dave's like DON'T THINK ABOUT IT
-*- clockworkTimelord wat no not even
-*- Jaspersprite Alphy do you have something you would like to say
-*- whisperingNightterror cherry was an accident okay I ddiin't mean to put them in ur butt
-*- Terezi is being meta-silly
-*- Jaspersprite This is why
-*- Jaspersprite You use purrtection 3:>
-*- Jaspersprite  38>
<whisperingNightterror> "It... dependsss on which 'it' we are speaking of..."
-*- whisperingNightterror usually makes sure they don't have eggs okay
<JadeLalonde> Uh... Yeah.
<JadeLalonde> I'm not crazy.
<JadeLalonde> I just go insane if I'm not having fun!
<Jaspersprite> "It. All of it. You doing bad things and."
<Jaspersprite> "... You know. Being bad. Like dante said. :<"
-*- Jaspersprite Paraphrasing.
<HorrorRose> Oh.
<HorrorRose> I see.
<JadeLalonde> I can be serious and stuff if I need to be, but like I said, it's boring.
<HorrorRose> I see.
-*- HorrorRose yawns
<HorrorRose> Hm, would you be offended if I went to bed?
<JadeLalonde> ...
<JadeLalonde> Nah.
<HorrorRose> Good
<HorrorRose> See you around, then.
<JadeLalonde> So long!
-*- HorrorRose leans over and kisses Jade's cheek, then slips out and -
-*- HorrorRose looks at Jaspers for a moment
-*- HorrorRose ...h'es busy, we'll talk later.
-*- JadeLalonde Pecks back or something, then wanders back to her room
-*- HorrorRose slips upstairs.
<whisperingNightterror> "...Simply answerrred... yes. I consummmed as I pleased, whether it hurt anotherrr or not. If they fearrred, criiied, or whatever else-as lonnng as they gave me something. When I was with youuu and Dante, I told myself it was to keeep from hurting you two, lest I became so hungryyy for you that I bring harm. I am trrrying to be... different, but..."
-*- whisperingNightterror continues to scoop up candy as they speak, keeping their hands busy and mind focused elsewhere, so that it was easier. It wasn't, though.
-*- clockworkTimelord no touch your brother's butt rose
-*- clockworkTimelord noooo
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-*- HorrorRose will touch her brothers butt tomorrow
-*- HorrorRose or
-*- HorrorRose soon at least
-*- clockworkTimelord oh good.
<Jaspersprite> "... But?" He asks, fully expecting an answer. "I do not think there is any reason to stop being bad alpha. You just... stop. 3:" Regardless, the sprite does his best to put reason to it-- try and rationalize their actions as best he can with his own.
-*- Jaspersprite ... Possibly flawed logic.
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-*- Terezi will just set the dishes in the sink and wander out to the main room
-*- clockworkTimelord mopes generally.
<whisperingNightterror> "It was hooow I knew to get food, Jasperrrs. I have triiied to find new methods, but this claaawing hungerrr..." They sat down on the floor, scooping up wayward candy with tendrils. "It made it difficulllt to brrreak habit of such a looong time. I have neverrr been... 'rrright' as others would ratherrr. Not until recentlyyy."
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-*- Terezi flops near Dave. "SUP W1TH YOU? YOU SM3LL DOWN"
-*- clockworkTimelord reaches out with his hands and drags himself to lay across terezi's lap like the world's biggest, pinkest, preenest pussycat. "mmmmmmeow." he says lazily.
<clockworkTimelord> not down just lazy and...stuff
-*- Jaspersprite Biggest pinkest pussycat
-*- Jaspersprite xcuse u
-*- Jaspersprite A quiet little "Oh." Is muttered in response. He was /trying/ to be different, right? At least he's saying so! And that means he /can/'/t/ be as bad as Dante said. He just can't! ... Though, he's lied to him before... it hurts his furry little noggin to think about, so he does the obvious-- he tries not to.
-*- Jaspersprite But try and try as he might, the confusion still lingers.
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-*- Terezi giggles and pets his head lightly. "4ND STUFF. WH4T K1ND OF STUFF?"
<Jaspersprite> ... I really wanna be your friend alphy." He pauses for a moment, after that. "Alpha." Corrected. "But dante says i shouldnt. Because i will only get hurt! And... no offense but i trust him a lot more than i can trust you."
<Jaspersprite> "He is the only person in this whole house that has ever been there for me! Really really been there for me! Not because he wanted to use me or because he felt guilty. But because i am his friend!"
-*- clockworkTimelord mumbles into the cushion. "miss my bro."
<Jaspersprite> "... Do you really mean all that? I mean. That you are trying to be different. And do not lie to me. :<"
-*- clockworkTimelord takes up one of Terezi's hands and kisses her fingers idly, shutting his eyes.
<whisperingNightterror> "Yes." They say with no hesitation. "...Dante is rrright. It is bessst to stay away from me. From my missstakes. You... you might get hurrrt." The terror swallowed, dropping in the last bit of candy they found. "You should not get hurrrt. Not becaussse of me."
-*- Terezi just gives a nod of understanding. "1 know you two w3r3 r34lly clos3. h4v3 you b33n 4bl3 to s33 h1m 1n th3 bubbl3s?"
<clockworkTimelord> not for a long while.
<clockworkTimelord> i was like attached at the hip to the dude
<clockworkTimelord> and we kinda blooped off to a bubble.
<clockworkTimelord> i made it back
<clockworkTimelord> he hasn't yet.
<clockworkTimelord> worried he won't come back.
-*- Jaspersprite  118. He tries to see through that single yes, squinting for a moment to decide if he was honestly, truly being sincere. "... But you are trying not to be bad." 119. "If that is the case shouldnt you get a second chance?" ... 120. "Or. Another chance at least."
<Terezi> "1'm sur3 h3 w1ll, d4v3! th3 bubbl3s 4r3 4 b1t h4rd to n4v1g4t3 4t f1rst, but h3'll b3 b4ck 1n no t1m3." she says, running her free hand down his back
<clockworkTimelord> yeah...
<whisperingNightterror> "Hooow many chancesss have I already gotten." They said simply. "Whennn do I stop getting chancesss to ruinnn."
-*- Terezi leans forward to lightly kiss his head
-*- clockworkTimelord smirks under the kiss. "you're the best, ter."
-*- Jaspersprite  121. "When i think you are as bad as dante said." He remained adamant on the subject, despite everything saying he should do no such thing. Better judgement never /was/ their strong suit-- mainly because, well. He's a cat. 122. "..."
-*- Terezi grins and nuzzles against him, trying to hide a blush. "n4wwww, th4t's you, d4v3"
<Jaspersprite> "Do you remember that one night? On the roof. When we started dating! I wanted to take you there because it means something to me. Something super special that i do not really expect you to understand. I take all of my boyfriends and girlfriends there each and every one! But."
<Jaspersprite> "It is just a roof next to an alley alpha. I just go there to think! About everybody i took there and the nice times we had." He holds onto the very last piece of candy, looking down at the chocolate in his tendril. "They were all special to me alpha and you are too. I know you did a lot of bad things! But that does not mean you cant change. And i want to hel
<Jaspersprite> p you change! :<"
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<whisperingNightterror> Alpha sat for a moment, taking in everything Jaspers said. Their eyes drifted to the piece of chocolate, then slowly, they traveled up to Jaspers' face. They stared for a moment, seemingly uncertain. Then they wrapped their arms around him, and held him close, with their nose buried in his shoulder.
-*- clockworkTimelord rolls over along her lap, grinning up to Terezi. He keeps the hand close to his lips, kissing over her palm and fingers and knuckles gingerly.
-*- Jaspersprite His grip on the piece of chocolate tightens as they're drawn into an embrace. It's a bit unexpected, really-- a big part of them just thought they'd turn down their help once more. The surprise is soon replaced with a contented warmth, tentacles reaching around to return the hug in turn. And just.
-*- Jaspersprite Tucking that piece of chocolate in the terror's pocket.
-*- Terezi giggles at his kisses and idly toys with a piece of his hair, grinning down at him
-*- clockworkTimelord is just the best at finger kisses.
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-*- Terezi agreeeees
-*- whisperingNightterror thanks jasp
-*- Jaspersprite Happy Halloween o w o
-*- whisperingNightterror uwu
<whisperingNightterror> "Thank you, Jasperrrs." They said softly, not intending to let go soon.
<Jaspersprite> "Do not worry about it. <:3" He's more than happy to sit in the embrace for a little while longer, frankly-- getting all that candy to his room can wait, he thinks. This was a lot sweeter.
-*- Jaspersprite ... God dammit, Jaspers.
-*- chthonianGunslinger water u dOIN
-*- Jaspersprite Helping!!! O^O!
-*- whisperingNightterror helping me take the first step towards retribution umu
-*- Jaspersprite Yes that i do not expect you or carley or anybody else to understand. u^u
-*- whisperingNightterror thank
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<whisperingNightterror> They finally pull away after a few lingering moments. "I will not hooold you any longer, Jaspers."
-*- whisperingNightterror as in
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-*- whisperingNightterror keep you here in this position
-*- whisperingNightterror also can dumbte meet cherry
-*- whisperingNightterror that's the best way to find out your ex had a kid that's gone through the whole birthing process thing
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe teente already knows about the buttbaby
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe as adele would put it - A RUMOR HAS IT
-*- whisperingNightterror fff
-*- whisperingNightterror yes well
-*- whisperingNightterror now he gets to meet them
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti3t7MAwaaM
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe but yes i am ok with that uvu
-*- Jaspersprite Cherry <3 Dante
-*- Jaspersprite O t p
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-*- Terezi I ship it
-*- cherryBud love me uncle dante plz
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe cherry pls
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe pls
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe but yes let me just
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe type up this opening
<Jaspersprite> "It is okay! I need to take all this candy back to my room anyhow. I got so much! I will have to try not to eat it all or i will get a tummy ache alphy." He doesn't even bother to correct himself, smile as soft as a newborn kitten's fur. "But i will be seeing you again real soon. Alright? <:3"
-*- Jaspersprite ... He better not hear about any incidents between, though.
-*- clockworkTimelord cherrybud's a cutie
-*- clockworkTimelord reluctantly thinks it's a cutie/
-*- Jaspersprite u shud have named it purina
-*- Jaspersprite bcuz i could just eat them up uwu*
-*- clockworkTimelord aww
-*- Terezi That is so cute
<whisperingNightterror> They nod gently. "Of courrrse, Jaspers. Enjoooy yourself." They coo, coming to stand on their feet, and offering to help the sprite up. Mostly out of politeness, since he probably wouldn't have much trouble 'standing'.
-*- whisperingNightterror as best as he can stand without feet
-*- cherryBud u//w//u
-*- Jaspersprite no wonder cherrys are put on sundaes they are so sweet
-*- Jaspersprite I can do this all night and I will too
-*- cherryBud good
-*- cherryBud but I'd rather not go on a sundae they're cold I'd rather eat it
-*- clockworkTimelord cherrybud come chill with daddy
-*- cherryBud I thought you were my mommy
-*- cherryBud my second mommy
-*- clockworkTimelord i'm seahorse dad
-*- Terezi GASP
-*- cherryBud neigh
-*- Jaspersprite A tentacle is coiled around the offered hand as the sprite pulls himself up, taking his bag of candy with as much caution as he would with a tower of fine china plates. "I will! Purr purr purrrrrr." ... Though, he can't help but be worried over Alpha's hunger. Mostly to assauge his own worry, the sprite simply decides to hold the terror over-- leaning in
<Jaspersprite> to press his furry lips against their cheek before hastily making his way up the stairwell. More than content with the interaction than he thought he would have.
-*- Jaspersprite ... Despite, you know. Being a piece of candy short.
-*- whisperingNightterror thrummed softly and warmly, smiling after the sprite as he disappeared up the stairwell. They cherished the thought behind that kiss, even if the reason for it wasn't fully understood.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Was there really such a thing as awesomeness withdrawal? To exhaust yourself on so much /insanity/, that it all withered away into monotony? When it all faded away with the rest of the wallpaper, no matter how much chaos you shoved into it?
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Hell, Dante /prayed/ there wasn’t anything like that. Night after night, that was the one thing he still held on to - that monotony would not reach him in this hellhole. Somehow, someway, he’d keep going strong. His will was all he had left, after all, and he’d damn well clutch onto it with all of his might. It was all he could hope for.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Right now, though? You’d be better off not asking him that question. Because right now, he was suffering from the tail end of a /mighty/ adrenaline rush. Maybe a little too mighty, because right now he wanted /nothing/ to do with it. It was all /way/ too tiring, if that was even possible. Could ghosts even /get/ tired? Fuck, who knows.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe All he knew was that he was up for just crashing this dumb place. It took him an eternity just dragging himself into the kitchen, disheveled and limping. Sorry kids, no fantastic leather coats today - just a pair of tartan slacks and a tattered black shirt of a band that may or may not existed.
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-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Whatever the case, Deathstrike the 3rd was an /awesome/ band name. Don’t fuckin' knock it.
-*- cherryBud holy hell
<-> Jaspersprite is now known as gallingAngler
-*- gallingAngler Deathstrike th'third's what we wanted t'name Duck
-*- gallingAngler Ain't that right honey
-*- gallingAngler Yes, Ken
-*- clockworkTimelord fucking kenny
-*- gallingAngler Yes it was
-*- clockworkTimelord fuck you kenny you're so fucking bipolar
-*- cherryBud appears out of god knows where and clambers onto mommy dave because stinky limpy stranger aaa
-*- clockworkTimelord BLINK
-*- gallingAngler I ain't fuckin' bipolar son don't you give me lip
-*- cherryBud holes up on Dave's lap
-*- clockworkTimelord peers down to cherrybud and...SIGH...pat pat. "hey you."
-*- gallingAngler I'll get your back up 'til the bitter end
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Okay, shit, hoooow did you think up orange juice again?
-*- gallingAngler Or 'til you disagree w/ me
<-> gallingAngler is now known as Jaspersprite
-*- clockworkTimelord disagree with you once and i try to leave you for dead in a pharmacy
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Not like he needed it or anything. He hadn't felt /thirsty/ in...
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe in...
-*- Jaspersprite (?) Kenny gonna choke some bitch
-*- Jaspersprite (?) Kenny will remember that
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe ...A really long fucking time, okay?
-*- whisperingNightterror not only a moment after Jaspers disappeared and the little terror scuttled in, did Alpha find themselves moving right into the kitchen as they felt the familiar presence of the demon hunter. They ignored what was off about him and moved to the door way to look worridly.
-*- clockworkTimelord rubs the little nubs on Bud's back ridge thing. Aw.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe ...What? Did you expect him to count his deathdays or whatever?
-*- Terezi waves to the little one!
-*- cherryBud churrs and shivers, scared for some reason, chirping softly as they were petted. They leaned up into Dave's hand. Curious blinks were directed at Terezi, and the little terror attempted to tilt their head/body only to fall over with a chirp.
<clockworkTimelord> pfft.
<Terezi> "4WWW, WH4T 4 CUT13~ WHO'S TH1S L1TTL3 GUY?" she giggles
-*- cherryBud help I've fallen and I can't get up
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Listen, sometimes you just needed some goddamn normalcy up in here. Was that so wrong? Did we really have to question the philosphical ramifications of a /ghost/ wanting breakfast? When there wasn't even a morning to break the fast?
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe ...God, whatever, just take the stupid thing and go. This was getting too complicated for him.
-*- whisperingNightterror you could remember one
-*- whisperingNightterror also isn't certain what you are doing there dante
-*- whisperingNightterror furrows brow
-*- cherryBud scrambles a bit, before finally becoming upright once more. They nuzzle down once more, churring.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe He's tired, okay? Ghost tired. Whatever.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe But of course, the moment he manages to actually to get into the kitchen, who else would he find but them. That little rat bastard. They-who-should-not-be-named. However you wanted to word it.
<-> Eridan is now known as Stock
-*- whisperingNightterror I have a nose thank you very much
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe good for you. way to miss the point.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Just his luck, huh? Seems like he was tripping over them wherever he went, from the very moment he finally left his sacred sanctuary. How droll.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe At first, it was unnerving. Now, it was just pissing him off.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe There were so, so many things he could do right now. Call them out, beat them down, wipe the fucking floor with them. He'd entertained all of those thoughts and more, oh so much more.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe He held himself back with a hanging thread of self-restraint, though, keeping himself just at bay. Don't get him wrong, it's not like he didn't want to. He wanted nothing more than to wipe off that smug look on their self-satisfied face. It'd be the highlight of the night. Morning.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Fuckin'
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Whatever.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Point was, he'd love to. Really fuckin' love to.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe But he also knew it was a stupid idea. Maybe even a sucidal idea. And that kept him back.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe But only just barely.
-*- Jaspersprite /Thank/ you, Dant--
-*- Jaspersprite psst
-*- Jaspersprite psst hey dante hey
-*- Jaspersprite /hey/
-*- Jaspersprite you should
-*- Jaspersprite murder ;9
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe welp
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe sorry carls, the leprechaun told me to
-*- whisperingNightterror goddomnot discord
<-> Jaspersprite is now known as calamitousGodlyhood
-*- whisperingNightterror >:[
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe got no choice but to do it now
-*- whisperingNightterror are we gonna fight cause
-*- whisperingNightterror my kid's in the other room I think still but I'm not sure?
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe For now, he'd resign himself to glaring from across the table. Deep, hateful glaring.
-*- calamitousGodlyhood you know what is /better/ than glaring
-*- calamitousGodlyhood Wow ok bold
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe discord confirmed for dante durden
-*- calamitousGodlyhood fff
-*- calamitousGodlyhood /fff/
-*- whisperingNightterror moves to better face Dante. "Grrreetings, Dante." They said simply, hesitant of the malice radiating off the demon hunter.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe His malice is the least of your problems, Alpha.
-*- whisperingNightterror it's a start
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Oh, they wanted to talk? Chat it up a bit? How cute. Fuckin' adorable. Like they were just asking to get punched in the face.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe But no, he wouldn't give them even that much. That was more than they deserved.
-*- calamitousGodlyhood Their face certainly /is/ punchable I /agree/ wholeheartedly you should
-*- calamitousGodlyhood Do it
-*- calamitousGodlyhood A tiny Discord is on Dante's shoulder saying all of this y e s
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe So he did what only felt right.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe With a bitter little sneer, he lifted his hand and pointed at his eyes. Back to Alpha. Back to him. And with a motion that could only be described as 'violently smooth', he dragged his thumb across his throat.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Analyze that, why don't you.
-*- whisperingNightterror wow. very mature of you
-*- whisperingNightterror narrows their eyes, the proceeds to fold their arms and straighten their back. They clicked their beak, then spoke. "Niiice to see you too, Dante."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Too late, already strolled right out. He took a deep swig out of the OJ carton, the one that he had always been carrying. Why would you think otherwise?
-*- whisperingNightterror oh you are not getting away that easily. The terror is already keeping up right behind.
-*- cherryBud followed by an itty bitty terror who is totally being sneaky right now
-*- cherryBud slapslapslap
-*- calamitousGodlyhood good cherry
-*- calamitousGodlyhood murder them both as their backs are turned
-*- cherryBud yes sir
-*- calamitousGodlyhood B]
<cherryBud> B3
-*- cherryBud that's a /me
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<Procrastinatro> [Here's the mail]
<Procrastinatro> [It never fails]
<Procrastinatro> [It makes me wanna wag my tail]
<wheresthemail> (when it comes i want to wail)
<wheresthemail> (MAIL)
-*- Procrastinatro Awwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaah]
-*- cherryBud /nick peregrineMendicant
<wheresthemail> well aint this a lovely little dance. )
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe ...Oh, you gotta be kidding. Seriously? They couldn't take a fucking hint for once?
<-> You are now known as abstersiveTournure
<-> calamitousGodlyhood is now known as miniatureGodlyhood
-*- whisperingNightterror yup
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-*- cocksureGuttersnipe God, one of these days...
-*- miniatureGodlyhood He hasn't spent enough time with his /favorite/ little demon, really. He never can! And yet, he can never seem to make enough time in his schedule. Oh well, what's a draconequus to do. He's here now, anyway! With the most /subtle/ of *poofs*, Dante finds his right shoulder to be occupied by his /favorite/ chimera of all.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe One of these days--
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(He's not going to /leave/ until you /make/ him, you know.)"
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(... Well, you /don/'/t/, because if you /did/ you would have /done/ /so/ by now, but /still/.)"
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe One of these fuckin' days--
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "(...you too, huh.)"
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(You sound /surprised/! What, you thought I just /withered/ /away/ due to a /painful/ lack of visits?)"
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(Don't /ever/ fret about that-- I'll have you know I'm /here/ to /stay/.)"
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "(oh yeah, i'm surprised alright. color me fuckin' shocked. first him, now you. this day just keeps gettin' better n' better.)"
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "(oh, joy.)"
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(/Come/ now, Dante. Just because /I/'/m/ not going any place /any/ time soon doesn't mean /they/ won't.)"
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(You just have to be the /teensiest/ bit more...)"
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(... /Assertive/!)"
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "(i'd tell you off like the lil' gnat y'are, but...that's ain't gonna do shit, will it.")
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(Feel /free/ to. I'm in /need/ of a good laugh.)"
-*- cherryBud is that a little thing
-*- cherryBud is that a little thing I can eat
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "(i'll pass. go get yer own sick laughs, chuckles.)"
-*- cherryBud can I eat the little thing mister white haired man
-*- miniatureGodlyhood n o
-*- cherryBud the little thing looks yummy o:
-*- miniatureGodlyhood I'm in the mood for /calamari/ myself.
-*- miniatureGodlyhood >8u
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe please don't. he'll probably make you pop like a balloon. or...or somethin', whatever.
-*- whisperingNightterror touch my baby and I'll eat you discord
-*- cherryBud oh that wouldn't be good
-*- cherryBud I don't know what a balloon is but I don't want to be popped like one
-*- miniatureGodlyhood Tch. Not on the first /date/, Nightterror.
-*- whisperingNightterror hasn't stopped me yet, pip squeek
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(I /will/. On my own /accord/! Not until /after/ I'm done giving you a /fair/ /warning/, of course.)"
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(Like the /saintly/ /soul/ I am.)"
-*- whisperingNightterror so we're still walking around and I would have thought you'd stop and turn around by now
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "(listen, ain't there somebody else y'can pester today? anybody else? 'cause i really ain't in the mood for half-assed wisecracks right now.)"
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(Celestia's gets /especially/ batty around Nightmare Night, so /no/.)"
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(Listen-- Your little /friend/ is going to stick to you like /velcro/. I'm merely /suggesting/ the obvious!)"
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(/Peel/ /them/ /away/. In the metaphorical sense.)"
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "(i'm gonna take a wild stab here n' guess that suggestion's got somethin' to do with my fist.)"
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(Of course there's /that/, if you're feeling /especially/ brash. You've got those /pea/ /shooters/ of yours, don't you?)"
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "(n' for once, i agree with you there. but i ain't stupid, numbnuts. this is one goliath lil' davey ain't ever gonna beat.)"
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(Take care of the problem, already. It's not as though he'll be /expecting/ it. It'll be so, /so/ easy.)"
-*- clockworkTimelord hugs cherrybud
-*- clockworkTimelord PROTECTS
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "('sides, if you're suggestin' it then i'd be a fuckin' idiot to listen.)"
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "(might as well lead me off a cliff, why don't 'cha?)"
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(Whether you /listen/ or not is /entirely/ up to you-- whatever you choose it'll /no/ /doubt/ be a /riveting/ show. But waiting for them to /drop/ /dead/ isn't an option! This is just...)"
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(/Quicker/. Besides! I'm feeling /particularly/ generous.)"
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(I may even be /inclined/ to help you take the old /dog/ behind the /wood/ /shed/.)"
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "(you, generous? yeah, that'll be the day.)"
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "(give me one reason i shouldn't brush you off right now, 'cause my free hand's startin' to feel a lil' itchy.)"
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(/Hah/! You should have /all/ the reason you /need/. I'll be /cheering/ on the sidelines regardless. Just ponder over what I /said/-- trust me, this once.)"
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(I /do/ only want what's /best/ for you, Dante Redgrave.)"
<miniatureGodlyhood> "(Anyhow! I'll leave you to your /thoughts/. Ta ta for /now/!)"
-*- miniatureGodlyhood /Poof/.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Shit, now he has to turn around. As annoying as that little parasite was, at least he was an excuse. Thanks a lot, Discord. You're such a pal.
-*- miniatureGodlyhood c;
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-*- cocksureGuttersnipe He works his freed shoulder a bit, before pausing in his steps. He couldn't just ignore them forever. Had to tell them off sometime, though he had no idea how for the life of him.
<-> miniatureGodlyhood is now known as calamitousReplacementalpha
-*- calamitousReplacementalpha "/Yessss/ how can I /helllp/ you"
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Either way, he wasn't gonna enjoy it. Might as well get it over quick, like a bandage.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe With a heavy sigh, he finally turns on his heel--
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "y'know, i-"
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe ...Wait a goddamn second.
-*- calamitousReplacementalpha FALL FOR HIS TRAP
-*- calamitousReplacementalpha TAKE THE BAIT
-*- calamitousReplacementalpha C O M E  O N
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe He squints blearily at the terror, scowling. Something is so not right here.
-*- calamitousReplacementalpha Dante is given the very same shit-eating grin  that Alpha's practically famous for and an innocent batting of the eyelashes.
-*- calamitousReplacementalpha ;y
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe ...Ugh, it was them alright. Even smelled like them. What bullshit were they trying to pull here? Did they honestly he'd fall for the doe eye trick? Think again, you overgrown squid.
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "i dunno what game you're playin' here, alpha, but i ain't bitin'. you already fooled me once, n' once is more than enough."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "so no, i don't wanna talk. n' don't even think 'bout huggin' it out or lovin' it up."
<calamitousReplacementalpha> "Liiiiisten... I know I've wronged you in the passst, but I swwwear I've changed! Word for word, a new leaf has been turned ovvvver."
<calamitousReplacementalpha> "Why, just ask poor Jaaaspers! I /ceeeertainly/ convinced theeeem."
-*- calamitousReplacementalpha eyebrows. Wiggling.
-*- calamitousReplacementalpha Wigglewigglewiggle.
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "no, you listen! it's over. we're through. i'm callin' it quits."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "how many more cliches do i gotta throw at you 'fore-"
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "...what?"
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Oh, you've definitely got his attention now. The question is asked cautiously, almost daringly, as his eyes narrow.
<calamitousReplacementalpha> "Oh. You didn't /hearrrr/? Tsk, how /shamefulllll/ of me! I thought they would have toooold you, first thing after the lassst night."
<calamitousReplacementalpha> "I deciiided to pay him, ah..."
<calamitousReplacementalpha> "A /vissssit/."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "...you didn't."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "y'better be bluffin', you lil-"
<calamitousReplacementalpha> "Ohoh, sure as the /sun/ will riiiise tomorrow that I diiid. Of course the /repoooorter/ kept me at /baaay/, but the moment they returned to their rooms..."
<calamitousReplacementalpha> "It was a wooonderful evening. I'm a little diiiisappointed you didn't come along."
<calamitousReplacementalpha> "You would have looked /astouuuunding/ as a bumble bee, you know."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Regretfully, Alpha never gets to finish that sentence. Too busy dealing with the hands roughly grabbing his collar. Strong arms drag him face to face with one awfully pissed off look demon.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe You gone and done it now, Notpha.
-*- calamitousReplacementalpha All of this, of course, is a lie-- but it's one /hell/ of a good one, alright. It was almost /too/ good, even for him-- h r k.
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "you stay the hell away from him, y'hear? he's already got enough suffering in his life n' he sure as hell doesn't need you goin' in n' muckin' it up even more for him."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "i must've done somethin' stupid in my life to deserve a shitstain like you--
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe A sentiment he truly, deeply believed--
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "but he's purer than mother fuckin' theresa!"
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "n' yet y'keep fuckin' him like it's some kind of sick hobby. what the hell is wrong with you?"
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-*- cocksureGuttersnipe He shoved the worthless garbage heap away, shivering and wide-eyed like a wet dog.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe No, no he couldn't do this today. Any day.
-*- calamitousReplacementalpha Even as they were pinned to wall, and even after they were pushed away from the part demon, there was only one thing that was apparent on Discpha's face. Not fear, or remorse, or even anger. Just pure, unadulterated /amusement/. He barely kept laughter at bay at Dante's livid state-- half of which just part of the act, the other being Discord's honest-to-
<calamitousReplacementalpha> god reaction. "Oh, I /hearrrrr/ as clear as cryyyystal. I'm not sure if I particularly feel like /upholding/ this, though-- and I /cerrrtainly/ cannot hold my... /associates/ accountable for whatever they deciiiide to do with the cat."
<calamitousReplacementalpha> "We'll just have to seeee how things turn ouuuut! Hahaha."
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-*- cocksureGuttersnipe No damnit, no. He couldn't trust himself like this. He'd do something stupid, fuck, he just knew it. Fuckin' hell, how he wanted to mutilate that smug face of his--
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Just--
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Agh--
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-*- cocksureGuttersnipe "i won't say it again," he managed to snarl, slowly backing away from the living sludgeball. "you n' your squidbuddies better stay the hell away from it. or so help me god, i'm gonna beat you down so hard not even nancy fuckin' drew's gonna be able to find all of ya."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe And then, he was gone. Storming away in a fit of fury and regret. He couldn't stand to be around them for another damn second.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe He hadn't come this far to lose so fucking easily.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe But if he did stay any longer, he knew he'd lose it. He was shaking so bad, he'd just might explode.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe He needed to find her...or hell, find someone. Someone that wasn't a total nutjob. Someone he could trust.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Which was why he looking for her first.
-*- calamitousReplacementalpha Ohhh how delightful. Absolutely /delightful/. The trap was so, so perfectly set, it'd take only the slightest tinge of provoking to trip it. One spark to light the fuse, and then?
-*- calamitousReplacementalpha All he'd have to do is watch the fireworks. Let the dominoes fall. It'd be /magnificent/.
<-> calamitousReplacementalpha is now known as adequateAccuracy
-*- adequateAccuracy Magnificent for /SOME/ people, anyway. She wouldn't be surprised if a few of the sadistic fucks wandering the halls found it to be /real/ priceless.
-*- adequateAccuracy Not that Carley would know about any of that, of course. She was far too busy trying to squeeze out of that damn princess get up. Jesus adele fuckin' christ, it's like every organ she had was crushed in a vice. Next year she's going as a pirate or something. Arrrr. One afternoon later, and she was finally back into her old duds-- purple turtleneck and blu
<adequateAccuracy> e jeans. Checking to see if her bones are still in tact from the costume.
-*- adequateAccuracy Not that she needed those ribs, anyway.
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-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Thank god she got herself fitted in time, because here comes some young punk busting into her bedroom. He flings opens the door and slams it closed, pressing up behind it. His chest heaves and splutters like a wounded animal, strangling out his shallow breaths.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Upon sight of her, however, he struggles to relax. Come on, it's alright now. He doesn't have to deal with them right now. It'll be okay. It'll all be okay.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Somehow.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe It's not much, but he manages to keep his shit together. He slumps down the door slowly, before landing onto the floor with a thump.
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "...i'm gettin' tired of this shit, carls. i really am."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Still wanted to punch a hole through the wall, though. God, did he ever.
-*- adequateAccuracy Well, it's not /quite/ just a bedroom-- believe it or not, Dante isn't the only one that's remembered it's a /dream/ /bubble/ they're in. It's more of an appartment than anything-- a few ivory couches sit around a glass coffee table. Candles are lit. An entire wall's just a window with a pleasant view of a city at night. The floor's even heated, on top of
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe sues 4 pLAGARISM
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe ur stealin mai idea 2 haf iDEARS
<adequateAccuracy> it all. Cripes, Carley. The woman in question perks up from her place on the couch as her room is baRGED INTO, concern immediately taking over her face. "Jesus-- what'd you /do/ today?! Run a marathon?"
-*- adequateAccuracy yoU DON'T HAVE TO STAY HERE /DONTER/
-*- adequateAccuracy >8[
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "i..."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe He pauses for a bit, choosing his words, before a /bitter/ sneer creeps up his face.
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "...i met alpha again. ain't that just swell? we had a grand ol' time, me n' him."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "said a lotta nice things 'bout jasps too. it was just..."
<adequateAccuracy> "Oof." Even /mentioning/ the thing's name is enough to signal trouble-- not the screams of a thousand orphans could do a better job of it. She runs a hand through her hair before gaining some form of posture or another. "What happened /this/ time? Do you need to sit down? Or--"
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "great. so fuckin' great."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe He barely spits out that dreaded sentence, the words dripping like poison. Oh yeah, it was grand alright. Fuckin' fantastic. A+, would chat again.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe He'd rather be eaten alive by a swarm of spiders.
-*- adequateAccuracy Her eyes widen in their sockets at that "Christ, Dante. Sorry I wasn't there-- mind telling me what happened? You know, specifically." ... Ugh. She didn't want to do this today, really. Not that Dante's to blame, of course-- if anything, she ought to be ticked off at Alpha.
-*- adequateAccuracy And believe her, she already is-- only it's the /slightest/ /bit/ more than being just ticked off.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Agggh, fuck, he really didn't want to do this. Not today. Today was supposed to be a boring day. What was so wrong about wanting do something mundane for once? Jesus.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe ...But he wasn't going to get anything done by being Mr. Zipperlips. Not if he wanted to survive out here. But like hell was he going to enjoy it.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe >mistru zpippertips
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe >mistro zipipuilps
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe >lol fuk itt
-*- adequateAccuracy u ok donter
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe i swwer 2 dog im nto grunk
-*- adequateAccuracy siiiigh
-*- adequateAccuracy will hold your hair back
-*- adequateAccuracy again
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe With a sigh, he lifted himself up off the floor. Thank god that the floor was heated or else he'd might actually regret not thinking up some shoes for his pjs. "so i was just mindin' my own business in the kitchen, right?"
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Oh, here we go. Going into full blown storyteller mode right here.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe This is gonna be good.
-*- adequateAccuracy Gonna be /spectacular/.
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "but then alpha, bein the lil' pissant that he is, decides to stroll on in n' say howdy. probably thought he could win me over n' leave me in a swoonin' mess or whatever. who the fuck knows with 'im."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "so i make it clear i don't wanna deal with his bullshit today, or any day for that matter, n' roll out. like hell am i stickin' 'round anywhere that rug stain is."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "but we can't be havin' that, now can we? that'd too damn easy for him, wouldn't it? so of course, he decides to stalk me like some creepy fanboy."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "s'great, really."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "oh, discord was there too. popped onto my shoulder. just my lucky day, huh?"
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "so i bush that lil' gnat aside n' decide to deal with the fatass gnat behind me."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "i tell 'im to piss off, he tells me he's 'turrrrned overrr a new leaf, dannnnnte'"
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "'rrrrrrreallly!'"
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe That is a disturbingly good accent. Jesus.
-*- adequateAccuracy Have you been /practicing/ /it/ or
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "then he tells me that he's already had a lovely encounter with jasps."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "crawled up to his room when ya weren't lookin'. nice work carls."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "real nice."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "then i, uh-"
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "might've railed on 'im a bit."
<adequateAccuracy> "... Wait he--"
<adequateAccuracy> "He fucking--"
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "oh yeah, y'can bet he did a lot of fuckin' alright."
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<adequateAccuracy> "Har har." God, couldn't leave the poor cat alone for /one/ /night/, could they. She presses her face into her open palms, silent for a few moments after before saying something. "... Should've went back to his room with him, but."
<adequateAccuracy> "Fuck. Are they /alright/?"
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<cocksureGuttersnipe> "i...i dunno, i didn't check."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "i didn't know what else to do, so..."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "...so i went t'you."
<adequateAccuracy> "Flattering."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe He regretted those words the moment they spluttered out. Goddamnit.
<adequateAccuracy> "... Are /you/ alright? I mean... I know you're not, but."
<adequateAccuracy> "Jesus."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe God-fucking-damnit. What was wrong with him?
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "..."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "...i just wish i could go one day without havin' t'deal with this bullshit."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Flop. And down onto the couch he goes.
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "just one fuckin' day, that's all i ask..."
<adequateAccuracy> "I know the feeling." Back in Georgia, it was hard /not/ to feel like that. She almost forgot what she used to do before people started eating eachother. "He'll get what's coming to him, some point or another-- they always do. I'm just glad you didn't do anything..."
<adequateAccuracy> "... Stupid."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe carley is that alzheimers
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe r u ok carls
-*- adequateAccuracy sned halp i accidentally alzheimers
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "...well i didn't punch 'im or anythin', if that's what you're implyin'."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "just...shook 'im up a bit."
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe He runs a hand down his face, sinking his back deep into the couch's velvet frabic. God, he needed this. So needed this. "..."
<cocksureGuttersnipe> "...y'sure he'll get his just desserts? i mean, christ, he practically owns the place."
<adequateAccuracy> "Tell me the name of one person he hasn't royally fucked over and no, I won't be sure. I'm not exactly big on the karma thing, but it's just common sense that one of these days someone's going to decide they're done with him screwing everything and screwing /with/ everything he deems fit."
<adequateAccuracy> "Besides, didn't he almost get killed himself? You know, up until..."
-*- adequateAccuracy She doesn't finish the sentence.
-*- adequateAccuracy But Dante can /probably/ guess what comes after.
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe up until superman came
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe right
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe /right/?
-*- adequateAccuracy meant up until you stepped in and saved his life  b u t
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe wHAT'S DENIAL <8y
-*- adequateAccuracy Can we retcon it to be superman pls
-*- adequateAccuracy Spoilers Superman is akshully donter
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe superdontor
-*- adequateAccuracy should]]
-*- cocksureGuttersnipe Her hanging words leave an uncomfortable silence in the room, striking him hard. Yeah, he knows where she's going with this...though he wish he didn't. He wished he could strike that godawful day from everyone's memory. Bury it in the recesses of a time long forgotten, where no one would find it again.
-*- adequateAccuracy actually be in bed adfjkadsmk]]
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (go to bed? 8y)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (das cool bro)
<cocksureGuttersnipe> (had a lot of fun here though! uvu)
-*- adequateAccuracy is v v sorry uou]]
<adequateAccuracy> [[Same! uvu* Night.]]