DM
You find yourselves on the deck of a pirate ship. Rouge stands on the upper deck, directly in front of the steps and beside the wheel. On the other end of the ship, stands Marko. There is a mast in the center of the ship, 20 feet from either contestant, and there are 4 canons on the starboard side of the ship, each 10 feet apart, and the same on the port side.
Rouge_Sinna
Marko goes first
Marko_Onesiphoros
k
I go to Rouge
since she is 40ft away and I can walk that
Rouge_Sinna
"Hi there stranger! :)"
Marko_Onesiphoros
"Ye, hi"
"Please die"
Rouge_Sinna
:(
Marko_Onesiphoros
roll d20+5 to intimidate
`DICE
Marko_Onesiphoros rolled d20+5 to intimidate 24
Rouge_Sinna
Roll 1d20+1 insight
`DICE
Rouge_Sinna rolled 1d20+1 insight 4
Rouge_Sinna
0_0
DM
Well, Rouge is very much intimidated
Marko_Onesiphoros
I hit him with my hammer
Rouge_Sinna
Her
Marko_Onesiphoros
ye ye sry
+2 to hit right?
roll d20+9
Rouge_Sinna
Check your sheet
`DICE
Marko_Onesiphoros rolled d20+9 16
Rouge_Sinna
Miss
Marko_Onesiphoros
I end my turn
Rouge_Sinna
Rouge attempts to Attack with her rapier
Marko_Onesiphoros
((it was -2 to your next hit and -2 to your ac. No hit anyway))
Rouge_Sinna
Roll 1d20+6
`DICE
Rouge_Sinna rolled 1d20+6 16
Rouge_Sinna
< miss? >
Marko_Onesiphoros
18 ac
and +6? you had -2 for intimidation
DM
Yep you guys are failing to hit
Rouge_Sinna
Yep
rapier has +3 against heavy armor
DM
Neither one has touched the other and Marko is scary
Rouge_Sinna
Rouge steps back 10 feet and shoots with her crossbow
Roll 1d20+5
`DICE
Rouge_Sinna rolled 1d20+5 16
Rouge_Sinna
End turn
Marko_Onesiphoros
I laugh and move to her again
"You will die on this ship"
roll d20+5
`DICE
Marko_Onesiphoros rolled d20+5 17
DM
Yooou still miss
Rouge_Sinna
Roll 1d20+1
`DICE
Rouge_Sinna rolled 1d20+1 5
Marko_Onesiphoros
^ intimidation
→ Plateau has joined
DM
Oh was that intimidation? nvm me then
Rouge_Sinna
< label your rolls dammit >
Marko_Onesiphoros
sry
DM
Rouge is again intimidated
Marko_Onesiphoros
I try to swing my hammer again
DM
Poor thing
Marko_Onesiphoros
roll d20+7
`DICE
Marko_Onesiphoros rolled d20+7 24
Marko_Onesiphoros
roll 4d12+7
`DICE
Marko_Onesiphoros rolled 4d12+7 44
DM
Ouch
Rouge_Sinna
I halve the damage with Deflect
1 charge left
DM
22 Damage
Marko_Onesiphoros
end turn
Rouge_Sinna
64 hp
Rouge Attacks with her rapier
Roll d20+6
`DICE
Rouge_Sinna rolled d20+6 23
Marko_Onesiphoros
hits
ⓘ Plateau is now known as Plateau|Jaczac
Rouge_Sinna
Roll 4d6+8 damage
`DICE
Rouge_Sinna rolled 4d6+8 damage 27
Marko_Onesiphoros
I take half due to armor
so 14?
Rouge_Sinna
Don't think Rapier is peircing
It's slashing IIRC?
DM
Rapier's are stabbing weapons
They can't slash
Rouge_Sinna
Ok
Marko_Onesiphoros
57/71
Rouge_Sinna
14 damage and 2d2 at the start of your next 3 turns
Marko_Onesiphoros
k
Rouge_Sinna
Then step back 10 feet
Crossbow
Roll d20+5
`DICE
Rouge_Sinna rolled d20+5 15
Rouge_Sinna
Miss
Pass
Marko_Onesiphoros
roll 2d2
`DICE
Marko_Onesiphoros rolled 2d2 3
Marko_Onesiphoros
54hp
"Do you think there's any hope left?"
roll d20+5 to intimidate
`DICE
Marko_Onesiphoros rolled d20+5 to intimidate 14
Rouge_Sinna
Roll d20+1
`DICE
Rouge_Sinna rolled d20+1 7
Vorpas[spectato]
<deez rolls>
Rouge_Sinna
Jeez these rolls
Marko_Onesiphoros
I hit her
roll d20+7
`DICE
Marko_Onesiphoros rolled d20+7 22
Marko_Onesiphoros
roll 4d12+7
`DICE
Marko_Onesiphoros rolled 4d12+7 43
DM
That youd o
Marko_Onesiphoros
oh wait
the co
con roll
Rouge_Sinna
Half the damage again
Marko_Onesiphoros
my hits force you to roll a con roll
13 DC
Rouge_Sinna
Well keep track of that please next time
DM
We can start doing those now
Rouge_Sinna
Roll 1d20+4
`DICE
Rouge_Sinna rolled 1d20+4 15
DM
Rouge passes it
Roll damage
`DICE
DM rolled damage error: malformed expression
Rouge_Sinna
21 damage
43/86 hp
Marko_Onesiphoros
she passed so no extra dmg
I end my turn
Rouge_Sinna
Roll 1d20+6 rapier
`DICE
Rouge_Sinna rolled 1d20+6 rapier 7
Rouge_Sinna
What the hell did I do to you dice? >:(
Marko_Onesiphoros
wow
Rouge_Sinna
Step back
Crossbow
Roll 1d20+5 crossbow
`DICE
Rouge_Sinna rolled 1d20+5 crossbow 15
Rouge_Sinna
End turn
Vorpas[spectato]
<wow dice just hates you today>
Rouge_Sinna
< I can't get a break >
DM
Rouge's about to hit the edge of the ship, just ten more feet.
Marko_Onesiphoros
"Do you fear death?"
roll d20+5 to intimidate
`DICE
Marko_Onesiphoros rolled d20+5 to intimidate 25
Marko_Onesiphoros
crit
Rouge_Sinna
Mother fuck
Roll d20+1
`DICE
Rouge_Sinna rolled d20+1 2
Rouge_Sinna
"..."
Marko_Onesiphoros
:D
* Rouge_Sinna twitches in frustration
Marko_Onesiphoros
priceless
DM
....
Rouge_Sinna
My fucking God dice
DM
Double the effect for the intimidate
Marko_Onesiphoros
roll d20+7
`DICE
Marko_Onesiphoros rolled d20+7 20
Rouge_Sinna
Label your rolls
Marko_Onesiphoros
hits even without it
I hit her with my hammer
roll 4d12+7
`DICE
Marko_Onesiphoros rolled 4d12+7 26
Marko_Onesiphoros
con check
oh, and my bleed
Rouge_Sinna
Roll d20+4
`DICE
Rouge_Sinna rolled d20+4 24
Marko_Onesiphoros
roll 2d2
`DICE
Marko_Onesiphoros rolled 2d2 3
Rouge_Sinna
THANKS DICE
Vorpas[spectato]
lol
Rouge_Sinna
REALLY USEFUL CRIT THERE
Vorpas[spectato]
<nice crit>
DM
lmfao
I'll say you get back 3 hp
Rouge_Sinna
22/86 HP
DM
Somehow, the hit heals you
Rouge_Sinna
I'm so irked right now -_-'
Marko_Onesiphoros
I end my turn
Rouge_Sinna
Roll 1d20+3 rapier
`DICE
Rouge_Sinna rolled 1d20+3 rapier 17
Rouge_Sinna
Fuck
Rouge runs past Marko to the back of the ship
And uses her crossbow
Roll 1d20+5 crossbow
`DICE
Rouge_Sinna rolled 1d20+5 crossbow 22
Vorpas[spectato]
<finally a hit>
Rouge_Sinna
( finally )
Roll 4d6+5 damage
`DICE
Rouge_Sinna rolled 4d6+5 damage 17
Rouge_Sinna
Now you roll a CON save
Marko_Onesiphoros
half dmg
roll d20+2
`DICE
Marko_Onesiphoros rolled d20+2 22
Marko_Onesiphoros
crit
Vorpas[spectato]
<fuckin lol>
Rouge_Sinna
My lord
DM
You uh
Rouge_Sinna
Wtf is this five
DM
absorb the acid
and are fine
Rouge_Sinna
I'm so fucking done :\
DM
Meanwhile, Rouge is standing beside the mast, which is coated in acide from earlier
Rouge_Sinna
End turn, take your bleed and ineffectual now damage
*bow
Marko_Onesiphoros
roll 2d2 last one
`DICE
Marko_Onesiphoros rolled 2d2 last one 3
Marko_Onesiphoros
38/71
"This will be your end"
Rouge_Sinna
"Uh huh"
Marko_Onesiphoros
roll d20+5 to intimidate
`DICE
Marko_Onesiphoros rolled d20+5 to intimidate 19
Rouge_Sinna
( OFC )
Roll d20+1
`DICE
Rouge_Sinna rolled d20+1 7
Rouge_Sinna
Are you serious
Marko_Onesiphoros
bad luck
Rouge_Sinna
Literally every roll though
Marko_Onesiphoros
roll d20+7 to bash her head in
`DICE
Marko_Onesiphoros rolled d20+7 to bash her head in 23
Marko_Onesiphoros
roll 4d12+7
`DICE
Marko_Onesiphoros rolled 4d12+7 38
Vorpas[spectato]
<doom doom doom>
DM
Yeeeeep
Marko_Onesiphoros
and con
Vorpas[spectato]
<gg>