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Anon, Derpy's Ball and Bad Mathematics.

Apr 14th, 2012
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  1. >You're out for a stroll.
  2. >You just got done helping Applejack put together some furniture. Fingers really help with the fiddly bits like screws and such.
  3. >You pass by everyone's favourite mailmare, Derpy. She's nudging a blue ball around on the ground.
  4. >You wave when she spots you.
  5. >"Heya Anon! Whatcha doin'?" She asks, as you make your way over to her.
  6. >"Oh just out for a walk." You reply with a smile.
  7. >"I'm playing with this ball!" She exclaims, happily. "It reminds me of bubbles!"
  8. >You chuckle a little until you notice her eye start to twitch and her pupils shrink.
  9. >"Derpy, are you..."
  10. >"The circumference of this ball is 25.4 centimetres, c divided by 2 times pi equals a radius of 4.0425355."
  11. >"Derpy?"
  12. >"Volume equals 4 over 3 times pi R cubed, giving a total volume of 207.5445817 centimetres cubed, rounded to 208 centimetres cubed or 0.208 litres. Roughly."
  13. >You stare, mouth agape.
  14. >"Also it's blue."
  15. >Her pupils return to normal suddenly and she beams up at you.
  16. >"Wanna play!?"
  17. >"I... erm... not just now, Derpy, I have to... go..."
  18. >She looks a little sad for a second.
  19. >"Oh, ok Anon."
  20. >Immediately she perks up and begins humming a happy tune and batting the ball around again.
  21. >"Yay, bubble!" You hear as you beat a hasty retreat.
  22. >Oh, Derpy.
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  25. (I'm at least 57% sure my maths is wrong there, but whatever.)
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