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- >You're out for a stroll.
- >You just got done helping Applejack put together some furniture. Fingers really help with the fiddly bits like screws and such.
- >You pass by everyone's favourite mailmare, Derpy. She's nudging a blue ball around on the ground.
- >You wave when she spots you.
- >"Heya Anon! Whatcha doin'?" She asks, as you make your way over to her.
- >"Oh just out for a walk." You reply with a smile.
- >"I'm playing with this ball!" She exclaims, happily. "It reminds me of bubbles!"
- >You chuckle a little until you notice her eye start to twitch and her pupils shrink.
- >"Derpy, are you..."
- >"The circumference of this ball is 25.4 centimetres, c divided by 2 times pi equals a radius of 4.0425355."
- >"Derpy?"
- >"Volume equals 4 over 3 times pi R cubed, giving a total volume of 207.5445817 centimetres cubed, rounded to 208 centimetres cubed or 0.208 litres. Roughly."
- >You stare, mouth agape.
- >"Also it's blue."
- >Her pupils return to normal suddenly and she beams up at you.
- >"Wanna play!?"
- >"I... erm... not just now, Derpy, I have to... go..."
- >She looks a little sad for a second.
- >"Oh, ok Anon."
- >Immediately she perks up and begins humming a happy tune and batting the ball around again.
- >"Yay, bubble!" You hear as you beat a hasty retreat.
- >Oh, Derpy.
- (I'm at least 57% sure my maths is wrong there, but whatever.)
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