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Crying Poopies (Short)

Jun 12th, 2012
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  1. >fluffy pony visibly pregnant after visit to pony park
  2. >prepare to say goodbye to her and raise babies, because she's liable to fluffsplode upon birth
  3. >don't explain to her what's up because it'd probably make her sad if she understood at all
  4. >too bad, you had just taught her not to shit on the floor, she was so proud
  5. >the big day comes, she's barely noticed how large she's gotten
  6. >getting ready for pet to burst into offspring
  7. >unexpected happens, fluffy giving womb-birth
  8. >unexpected maybe, but lucky break
  9. >glad you'll have her to help you with her babies
  10. >fluffy groans with effort as three foals flop out of her in rapid succession, slimy and screaming
  11. >fluffy pony dazed for a second
  12. >notices squirming, wet foals on floor
  13. >"Nuuu!" she cries, looking terrified, "Fwuffy leawn not to poopies on floow!"
  14. >you try to explain they're not poopies, but she is too busy trying to back away as they learn to walk
  15. >she thinks her own living turds are approaching her, compounding her mistake
  16. >one weakly says "Mommeh?" reaching out hopefully with its drippy muzzle
  17. >she pushes it away forcefully, leaving it to shake on its side, wailing in pain
  18. >"Poopies go 'way! Fwuffy wan' smeww pwetty! Wan' be good fwuffy! BAD POOPIES! BAD POOPIES!"
  19. >her tears begin flowing freely
  20. >wet, cold foals crying louder
  21. >fluffy so frightened and mortified she's shitting on the floor for real now
  22. >her big eyes look up at you hollowly, wondering how the world could all have gone so wrong so fast
  23. >probably should have explained the whole pregnancy thing beforehand
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