Boxing Match I

<Jaczac> ===START===
<Mobius_Cyvern> I walk outside and hope to find stuff to punch.
<Jaczac> You find yourself in a classic boxing ring.
<Jaczac> You're not sure how.
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Oh, alright tthen..."
<Jaczac> On the other side a giant, oddly shaped dersite holds a towel and a water bottle. Sitting away from you on a metla folding chair is someone of nearly your own dimesions in a pink hoodie.
<Mobius_Cyvern> "What's a dersite???"
<Jaczac> A black creature boy.
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Oh, ok..."
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Is that Litttle Mac???"
<Jaczac> Sitting in a floating booth above you is a white-shelled creature with a mic.
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Do I get tto beat him up???"
<Jaczac> A voice comes from behind the hoodie.
<Jaczac> "Little Mac?"
<Mobius_Cyvern> "OH, GO SIDE B OFFF THE STAGE!!!"
<Mobius_Cyvern> "NO OONE MAINS YOU!!!"
<Jaczac> "No, I'm Small Jim."
<Mobius_Cyvern> "NERDDD!!!"
<Jaczac> A voice comes from the booth.
<Jaczac> "Round one... BEGIN.
<Jaczac> The hooded man removes his hoodie and chucks his chair out of the ring.
<Jaczac> "Ready?"
<Jaczac> He appraoches you.
<Jaczac> ===ROUND ONE, FIGHT===
<Mobius_Cyvern> "YEAH!!!"
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+2 initiative
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [7+2] : {9}
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d20+1 initiative
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [3+1] : {4}
<Jaczac> He leads with a right hook.
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [12] : {12}
<Jaczac> Does he hit?
<Mobius_Cyvern> ties, so yes
<Jaczac> !roll 1d12
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d12) [8] : {8}
<Mobius_Cyvern> 19/27 remains.
<Jaczac> He backs off a bit, careful.
<Jaczac> End.
<Mobius_Cyvern> I run up and grapple the sucker.
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+4
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [11+4] : {15}
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d20+8
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+8) [6+8] : {14}
<Mobius_Cyvern> (bleh)
<Jaczac> He barely wrests himself out.
<Mobius_Cyvern> I punch him for good measures.
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d20+6
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [18+6] : {24}
<Jaczac> Hit.
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d10
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d10) [10] : {10}
<Jaczac> 20/30 remaining.
<Mobius_Cyvern> End turn.
<Jaczac> "Don't forget contestants, the round ends when the opponent has five health remaining."
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Oh, coool..."
<Mobius_Cyvern> "What if they die first???"
<Jaczac> "Don't kill the other or you're DISQUALIFIED."
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Oh..."
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Got it..."
<Jaczac> He throws a straight punch at you.
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+2
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [10+2] : {12}
<Jaczac> He barely connects.
<Jaczac> !roll 1d8+2
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d8+2) [3+2] : {5}
<Jaczac> but deals only 5 damage.
<Jaczac> He goes for a standard punch.
<Mobius_Cyvern> 14/27 remain.
<Jaczac> !roll 1d6
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d6) [2] : {2}
<Jaczac> woops
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [16] : {16}
<Jaczac> Yeah, he hits.
<Mobius_Cyvern> 12/27 remains
<Jaczac> He stays where he is.
<Jaczac> End.
<Mobius_Cyvern> I attempt to grapple him again.
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d20+8
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+8) [9+8] : {17}
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+4
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [2+4] : {6}
<Mobius_Cyvern> Now that he's grappled, I punch him with my off hand.
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d20+6
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [13+6] : {19}
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d10
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d10) [2] : {2}
<Jaczac> 18/30 remaining.
<Jaczac> "Damn..."
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+4 to escape
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [16+4] : {20}
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d20+8 to screw you.
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+8) [20+8] : {28}
<Mobius_Cyvern> "SCREW YOU!!!"
<Jaczac> "Daaamn..."
<Jaczac> He tries again to escape.
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+4
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [4+4] : {8}
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d20+8 to not crit fail.
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+8) [14+8] : {22}
<Mobius_Cyvern> "SCREW YOU MORE!!!"
<Jaczac> He taps out, realizing he can't escape.
<Jaczac> "ROUND ONE, MOBIUS."
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Oh, coool, I won..."
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Suck it..."
<Mobius_Cyvern> I return to my corner.
<Jaczac> He retreats to his corner.
<Jaczac> The large beast gives hima drink.
<Jaczac> He swigs.
<Jaczac> A water bottle appears next to you.
<Mobius_Cyvern> I drink.
<Jaczac> You are healed fully.
<Jaczac> "ROUND 2, START."
<Jaczac> He approaches.
<Mobius_Cyvern> As do I.
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+2
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [9+2] : {11}
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d20+1
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [4+1] : {5}
<Jaczac> He goes for his one-two combo.
<Jaczac> !roll 1d20+2
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [1+2] : {3}
<Jaczac> Too bad he critfails and falls on his as.
<Jaczac> Too bad he critfails and falls on his ass.
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Your one's a bit pooor..."
<Jaczac> his turn ends.
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Might wannna work on that..."
<Jaczac> "groan"
<Mobius_Cyvern> I take advantage of this and attempt to grapple him while he's on the floor.
* You are now known as The_Pugilist
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d20+8
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+8) [6+8] : {14}
<Mobius_Cyvern> (Also, if he fell down, is he prone?)
<The_Pugilist> !roll 1d20+4
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [12+4] : {16}
<The_Pugilist> ((yes))
<The_Pugilist> You fail however.
<Mobius_Cyvern> (Prone targets grant advantage on grapple rolls)
<The_Pugilist> oh
<The_Pugilist> roll again then
<Mobius_Cyvern> (So, try this again.)
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d20+8
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+8) [16+8] : {24}
<The_Pugilist> succeed
<Mobius_Cyvern> Much better!
<Mobius_Cyvern> "You're grapppled and pinnned..."
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Just tap out..."
<The_Pugilist> "Grrr... No!"
<The_Pugilist> !roll 1d20+4
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [10+4] : {14}
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Ok then..."
<Mobius_Cyvern> (I still have minor, don't I?)
<The_Pugilist> yes
<The_Pugilist> sorry hehe
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 2#1d20+6 to offhand punch with advantage.
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [12+6] : {18} (1d20+6) [10+6] : {16}
<The_Pugilist> very hit
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d10
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d10) [1] : {1}
<The_Pugilist> haha
<Mobius_Cyvern> not very damage.
<The_Pugilist> 29/30
<Mobius_Cyvern> End turn.
<The_Pugilist> "Grrr...."
<The_Pugilist> !roll 1d20+4
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [19+4] : {23}
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d20+8 to STAY DOWN.
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+8) [5+8] : {13}
<Mobius_Cyvern> Ok nvm.
<The_Pugilist> "GRRAAH."
<The_Pugilist> He springs to his feet and slams a hook into the side of your face.
<The_Pugilist> !roll 1d20
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [2] : {2}
<The_Pugilist> He misses though.
<Mobius_Cyvern> "No..."
<The_Pugilist> End.
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d20+8 to grapple again.
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+8) [6+8] : {14}
<The_Pugilist> !roll 1d20+4
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [6+4] : {10}
<The_Pugilist> Managed
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d20+6 to punch with offhand.
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [14+6] : {20}
<The_Pugilist> hit
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d10 plz not a 1
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d10) [3] : {3}
<Mobius_Cyvern> Close enough.
<Mobius_Cyvern> End.
<The_Pugilist> 26/30
<The_Pugilist> He tries to get away again.
<The_Pugilist> !roll 1d20+4
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [15+4] : {19}
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d20+8
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+8) [11+8] : {19}
<The_Pugilist> reroll?
<Mobius_Cyvern> (I think it goes in favor of the person trying to escape)
<Mobius_Cyvern> (will check tho)
<The_Pugilist> He slugs you again, with his one-two combo again.
<The_Pugilist> !roll 1d20+2
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [4+2] : {6}
<Mobius_Cyvern> (Yep, person trying to escape wins)
<The_Pugilist> Goddamnit.
<The_Pugilist> He misses.
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Stop sucking..."
<The_Pugilist> End.
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Screw it, you're not worth pushing to the ground..."
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 2#1d20+6 to double punch.
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [13+6] : {19} (1d20+6) [20+6] : {26}
<The_Pugilist> two hits, one crit
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 3d10 total damage.
<Tyche[Dice]> (3d10) [17] : {17}
<Mobius_Cyvern> End turn.
<The_Pugilist> 9/30
<The_Pugilist> He goes for more punches.
<The_Pugilist> !roll 1d20+4
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [2+4] : {6}
<The_Pugilist> He goes for yet another because he's bad.
<The_Pugilist> !roll 1d20 this time it's a hook
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [16] : {16}
<The_Pugilist> hit?
<Mobius_Cyvern> (Yep)
<The_Pugilist> yeah i think so
<The_Pugilist> !roll 1d12
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d12) [1] : {1}
<The_Pugilist> He backs off.
<Mobius_Cyvern> "I knew you were Litttle Mac!!!"
<Mobius_Cyvern> "No oone sucks THAT badly!!!"
<The_Pugilist> He sucks some blood of his lip and squares his shoulders.
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d20+6 to hit only once cuz do not want disqualification.
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [1+6] : {7}
<Mobius_Cyvern> Welp.
<The_Pugilist> can punch again
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d20+6 to punch again.
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [3+6] : {9}
<Mobius_Cyvern> End.
<The_Pugilist> "It's time.
<The_Pugilist> "One, two."
<The_Pugilist> !roll 1d20+2
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [15+2] : {17}
<The_Pugilist> yess
<The_Pugilist> "TWO."
<The_Pugilist> !roll 1d20
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [17] : {17}
<The_Pugilist> HE LANDS IT
<The_Pugilist> THE CROWS GOES WILD
<The_Pugilist> !roll 1d20 damage
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [19] : {19}
<Mobius_Cyvern> "FINALLLY!!!"
<The_Pugilist> ...
<The_Pugilist> You are pulverized
<The_Pugilist> But not enough to lose.
<Mobius_Cyvern> 8/27 remains.
<Mobius_Cyvern> "LITTTLE MAC CCOMBO HYPE!!!"
<The_Pugilist> "You took the punch."
<The_Pugilist> "Well done."
<Mobius_Cyvern> "I'm so proud of you..."
<The_Pugilist> end
<Mobius_Cyvern> "You're gettting kinda close to being mid tier!!!"
<Mobius_Cyvern> "But, I'm stilll gonnna killl you...
<Mobius_Cyvern> "
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d20+6 to punch.
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [16+6] : {22}
<Mobius_Cyvern> !Roll 1d10 doughnut want kill.
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d10) [9] : {9}
<Mobius_Cyvern> (DARN IT)
<Mobius_Cyvern> (Can I purposely leave him alive?)
<Mobius_Cyvern> (That's a thing, right?)
<The_Pugilist> ((yeah))
<Mobius_Cyvern> (Ok, I do that.)
<The_Pugilist> Four burly prospitians drop from the ceiling.
<The_Pugilist> "ROUND TWO, MOBIUS!"
<Mobius_Cyvern> "CAN I GET SOME WATER FIRST???"
<The_Pugilist> They pen you into your corner for the pugilist's safety.
<The_Pugilist> The water reappears.
<Mobius_Cyvern> I drink.
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Thanks..."
<The_Pugilist> They grab ropes that fall from the ceiling and they disappear into the dark.
<The_Pugilist> "Congratulations Mobius, you've won."
<The_Pugilist> A belt drops from the ceiling.
<Mobius_Cyvern> "YEAH!!!"
<Mobius_Cyvern> "I'M THE CHAMP!!!"
<Mobius_Cyvern> I grab the belt.
<The_Pugilist> You take it and it disappears.
<The_Pugilist> You permanantly gain 1+ damage from punches.
<Mobius_Cyvern> (FROM punches?)
<The_Pugilist> er, with punches
<The_Pugilist> yeah
<Mobius_Cyvern> (Ok, much better)
<The_Pugilist> put it down as "belt of the pugilist"
<Mobius_Cyvern> (Is that cool with alex?)
<The_Pugilist> "Hey, Mobius,"
<The_Pugilist> yes it is
<The_Pugilist> "We'll rematch sometime, right?
<Mobius_Cyvern> kk
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Yeah, for sure..."
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Goood game..."
<The_Pugilist> "Good fight."
<Mobius_Cyvern> "Work on your offfstage more..."
<Mobius_Cyvern> "You get gimped way tooo easily..."
<The_Pugilist> He bumps your fists, and you reappear back at your house.
<The_Pugilist> ==END==
<Mobius_Cyvern> swee