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15:58 - dakota: hi
15:58 - vincehue: new phone who dsi
15:58 - dakota: wtf do you mean
15:58 - dakota: youre the one that added me
15:58 - vincehue: oh yea
15:58 - vincehue: fc
15:58 - vincehue: fuck
15:58 - dakota: nice try
15:58 - vincehue: i tried to bamboozle you
15:58 - dakota: <_<
15:59 - vincehue: i'm sorry せんぱい
15:59 - dakota: get those shapes out of here
15:59 - vincehue: せ い ん ぱ い
15:59 - vincehue: i'm speaking cursive
15:59 - vincehue: you say you're senpai
15:59 - vincehue: but I smell a lie amidst your profile
16:01 - dakota: i bet you dont even like thick girls fgt
16:01 - vincehue: i bet you're hetersexual you fucker
16:01 - dakota: FUCk
16:01 - dakota: you caught me
16:01 - vincehue: YEAH
16:01 - vincehue: GOTCHA BITCH
16:01 - dakota: I BET YOU CHEW YOUR MASHED POTATOES
16:01 - vincehue: i don't eat nasty mashed potatoes
16:01 - vincehue: i do eat doritos
16:02 - vincehue: I am the dorito king
16:02 - dakota: go back to console fgt
16:02 - dakota: bet you be eating doritos and drinking mnt dew to get your xp codes
16:02 - vincehue: so sorry senpai ^.^
16:02 - vincehue: it's diet mtn dew tyvm
16:02 - dakota: damn
16:02 - dakota: mb
16:03 - vincehue: i hear around the neighborhood
16:03 - vincehue: that you play csgo
16:03 - dakota: wtf is csgo
16:03 - vincehue: wtf
16:03 - vincehue: you're slightly overweight for asking that
16:03 - dakota: i dont play gamees
16:03 - dakota: this is my brothers computer
16:03 - dakota: im filling out an application on it
16:03 - vincehue: LOL WTF
16:04 - vincehue: hmm
16:04 - vincehue: I see
16:04 - vincehue: the problem with that
16:04 - vincehue: is that I'm pinhead
16:04 - dakota: and im trying to get a job
16:04 - vincehue: play games anyways
16:04 - vincehue: PFT
16:04 - vincehue: Those are for people who adult.
16:04 - dakota: im an adult
16:04 - vincehue: fuck
16:04 - dakota: i think youre looking for my brother
16:04 - dakota: he plays games
16:05 - vincehue: fuck
16:05 - vincehue: why do you not play games
16:05 - vincehue: where are you applying tho
16:05 - vincehue: MickyD's
16:05 - dakota: na i just got out of college
16:05 - vincehue: wish I was older than 9 so I could do that
16:05 - vincehue: WTF
16:05 - vincehue: FUCK
16:06 - vincehue: You're old
16:06 - dakota: wow
16:06 - dakota: thanks
16:06 - dakota: you make me feel good about myself
16:06 - vincehue: bet you won't beat me in pool though
16:06 - vincehue: hah
16:06 - dakota: pfft
16:06 - vincehue: i bet your brother kisses GIRLS
16:06 - dakota: i think hes gay
16:06 - vincehue: LOL
16:06 - vincehue: me too
16:07 - vincehue: is he also a weaboo
16:07 - vincehue: PFT
16:07 - dakota: he has 4 body pillows with dumb girls on them
16:07 - vincehue: I bet your brother kisses boys
16:07 - vincehue: fuck
16:07 - vincehue: i have 5
16:07 - vincehue: and you can tell him that
16:07 - vincehue: i've out-done him
16:07 - vincehue: will you be my waifu
16:07 - vincehue: that'll make it 6
16:08 - dakota: wtf is a waifu
16:08 - vincehue: according to my calculations
16:08 - vincehue: look it up
16:08 - dakota: are you trying to get me wifi password?
16:08 - vincehue: yes
16:08 - vincehue: i need wifi
16:08 - dakota: oh
16:08 - dakota: its password
16:08 - vincehue: せ い ん ぱ い
16:08 - dakota: wtf is that
16:09 - vincehue: YOU'RE NOT A REAL SENAPI
16:09 - vincehue: OPEH COUNTER-STRIKE GLOBAL OFFENSIVE
16:09 - vincehue: open*
16:09 - dakota: IM NOT MY BROTHER
16:09 - vincehue: SURE YA AREN'T
16:09 - vincehue: I'VE HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE
16:09 - vincehue: YOU CANNOT TRICK ME
16:09 - dakota: im literally just trying to fill this application out
16:10 - vincehue: if you get ahold of your brother tell him I love you
16:10 - vincehue: IF YOU ARE
16:10 - vincehue: THEN WHY YOU ON STEAM FOR
16:10 - vincehue: ACCEPTING MY FRIEND REQUEST
16:10 - dakota: because it pisses him off when i do shit like this
16:10 - vincehue: howo ld is he
16:10 - dakota: idk
16:10 - dakota: like 17 or some shit
16:11 - dakota: 16?
16:11 - dakota: 15?
16:11 - vincehue: fuck
16:11 - dakota: 18?
16:11 - vincehue: all you guys are old
16:11 - dakota: idfk
16:11 - dakota: i dont keep up with him
16:11 - vincehue: pls
16:11 - dakota: hes a failure
16:11 - vincehue: LOL
16:11 - dakota: probably hasnt even ever talked to a girl
16:11 - vincehue: well him and I can be virgin buddies
16:11 - vincehue: lemme get his numbdr
16:12 - vincehue: I wanna big prank him
16:12 - vincehue: just a prank bro
16:12 - dakota: you can ask him for it later
16:12 - vincehue: got it
16:13 - vincehue: become a professioanl gamer
16:13 - vincehue: pls
16:13 - dakota: na
16:13 - dakota: im not gonna end up like him
16:13 - vincehue: y
16:13 - vincehue: hey
16:13 - vincehue: you enver know
16:13 - vincehue: he might go somewhere
16:13 - vincehue: if he b e l i e v e s
16:13 - dakota: he sits in here and yells all day and night
16:13 - dakota: i dont think hes going anywhere
16:13 - vincehue: LOL
16:13 - vincehue: jenni seems to take a liking to him
16:14 - vincehue: maybe they'lll d8
16:14 - dakota: tf is jenni
16:14 - vincehue: a girl
16:14 - vincehue: with a boob
16:14 - vincehue: yfm
16:14 - vincehue: ?
16:14 - dakota: no
16:14 - vincehue: fuck
16:14 - vincehue: wait
16:15 - vincehue: what's hte application f
16:15 - vincehue: 4
16:15 - vincehue: nevm
16:15 - vincehue: nvm
16:15 - vincehue: i'm being too nosey
16:15 - vincehue: i ain't no hoe
16:15 - dakota: just for walmart right now lol
16:15 - vincehue: U WENT TO COLLEGE FOR WALMART
16:15 - dakota: just need something to do before i end up like him
16:15 - dakota: NO
16:15 - dakota: WTF
16:15 - vincehue: YEAH OAKy
16:15 - dakota: i went for computer science you suck
16:15 - vincehue: how was it
16:16 - vincehue: i wanna go
16:16 - vincehue: but i'm scared
16:16 - vincehue: of debt
16:16 - dakota: what college?
16:16 - dakota: it was a blast
16:16 - vincehue: fuck idk
16:16 - vincehue: whatever college I can make it into
16:16 - vincehue: i don't wanna owe a poop ton on money
16:16 - vincehue: are you in debt
16:16 - vincehue: did you get a free ride
16:17 - dakota: pretty much
16:17 - dakota: but yeah
16:17 - dakota: im a nurse
16:17 - dakota: not a computer science retard
16:17 - vincehue: what the fuck
16:17 - vincehue: WHAT
16:17 - vincehue: HAVE yOU DECIEVED ME?
16:17 - dakota: apparently
16:17 - dakota: i told you i dont play games or anything
16:17 - dakota: and im using my brothers computer
16:17 - dakota: wtf
16:18 - vincehue: for a walmart application
16:18 - vincehue: when you went to college
16:18 - vincehue: fuck
16:18 - vincehue: idk what I'm gonna be
16:18 - dakota: i dont want to work around here you fuck
16:18 - dakota: im looking for jobs you shit head
16:18 - vincehue: i am no such thing
16:18 - dakota: but
16:18 - vincehue: get a job with the major you got in college
16:18 - dakota: who is this jenni person
16:18 - vincehue: or whatever it's called
16:18 - vincehue: she's a girl
16:18 - vincehue: plays csgo
16:18 - vincehue: calls your brother  cute
16:18 - dakota: are you pranking me right now?
16:19 - vincehue: look at the ocmments
16:19 - vincehue: lmao
16:19 - dakota: idfk how to dot hat
16:19 - vincehue: hoe
16:19 - vincehue: click on your profile
16:19 - dakota: ???????????????
16:19 - vincehue: click on your name on the steam client
16:19 - vincehue: hover*
16:19 - vincehue: then click profile
16:19 - dakota: wtf
16:19 - dakota: why does he have this picture
16:19 - vincehue: LOL
16:20 - vincehue: IDK
16:20 - vincehue: idk if you're tricking me
16:20 - vincehue: like lied this whole time
16:20 - vincehue: idk if  this is his siblign or not
16:20 - vincehue: but imma go along wit hti
16:20 - dakota: yeah im just fucking with you
16:20 - vincehue: Fuck
16:20 - vincehue: that's hot
16:20 - dakota: jk
16:20 - dakota: LOL
16:20 - dakota: get pranked
16:20 - vincehue: you fucking prankster
16:21 - dakota: na i was kidding about kidding
16:21 - dakota: im actually dakota
16:21 - vincehue: you're bending my mind over and long dicking it
16:21 - dakota: jk
16:21 - dakota: my name is george nice to meet you
16:21 - vincehue: i'm the real dakota
16:21 - vincehue: plot twist
16:21 - vincehue: hi george
16:21 - vincehue: you're ugly but I'll stil fuck you
16:21 - dakota: but hes talking to a real girl?
16:22 - vincehue: I D  K
16:22 - dakota: or will i see him on the next episode of catfish
16:22 - vincehue: I added him because he's a friend of Jenni's
16:22 - vincehue: OL
16:22 - vincehue: maybe you're the catifsh
16:22 - dakota: wait
16:22 - vincehue: what
16:22 - dakota: am i gonna get to meet cchris hansen
16:22 - vincehue: idk who that is but yes.
16:22 - dakota: the how to catch a predator shit
16:22 - vincehue: yes.
16:23 - vincehue: yes you are.
16:23 - vincehue: REVEAL TO ME YOUR IDENTITY
16:23 - vincehue: I'm so tired
16:23 - dakota: i told you
16:23 - vincehue: 4th grade is a heap of work
16:23 - dakota: im george
16:23 - vincehue: george is a very hetersexual name.
16:23 - dakota: thanks
16:23 - vincehue: heter o
16:23 - dakota: vincehue
16:23 - vincehue: secksuwall
16:23 - dakota: what kind of name is that
16:23 - vincehue: it's the kind of name that is a cool name
16:24 - vincehue: GOD
16:24 - vincehue: SHUT UP MO<M
16:24 - vincehue: MOM
16:24 - vincehue: hueheuheu
16:24 - dakota: you seem like you havent been outside in a few months
16:24 - vincehue: as in the laugh
16:24 - vincehue: nah I never go outside
16:24 - vincehue: fuck that
16:24 - vincehue: it's cold
16:24 - dakota: have you ever not played games in your life?
16:24 - vincehue: yeah
16:24 - vincehue: i never used to play games
16:25 - dakota: why did you start
16:25 - dakota: how old are you?
16:25 - vincehue: according to my calculations
16:25 - vincehue: i am 15
16:25 - dakota: wtf
16:25 - dakota: why arent you out
16:25 - dakota: at parties
16:25 - dakota: back in my day
16:26 - vincehue: idk
16:26 - dakota: i was always at parties
16:26 - vincehue: boring
16:26 - vincehue: i'm not into parties
16:26 - vincehue: i could
16:26 - dakota: playing these dumb games is boring
16:26 - vincehue: but i'd rahter not
16:26 - vincehue: i don't wanna be doing those hooligan things
16:26 - vincehue: are you crazy?
16:26 - dakota: why
16:26 - dakota: its fun
16:27 - vincehue: i don't really
16:27 - vincehue: know
16:27 - vincehue: did you party in college
16:27 - vincehue: how fucking old are ou
16:27 - dakota: of course
16:27 - dakota: 25
16:27 - vincehue: fuck
16:27 - vincehue: jesus dick
16:27 - vincehue: hah
16:27 - vincehue: gay
16:28 - dakota: want to come to a college party?
16:28 - vincehue: sure my dude
16:28 - vincehue: how do I do that
16:28 - dakota: na fuck you
16:28 - dakota: you arent old enough
16:28 - vincehue: fuck
16:28 - vincehue: yes I am
16:28 - dakota: youre like 12
16:28 - vincehue: i'm actually 13
16:29 - vincehue: so
16:29 - dakota: same thing
16:29 - vincehue: how do you apparently not know how to go to your profile
16:29 - vincehue: but know how to accept my request
16:29 - vincehue: that's a lil sus to me
16:29 - vincehue: maybe it's just me
16:29 - dakota: it popped up in the bottom right
16:29 - vincehue: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
16:29 - dakota: so i clicked on it
16:29 - vincehue: hmmmm
16:29 - vincehue: don't make me do it
16:29 - vincehue: i'll eat you
16:29 - vincehue: alive
16:29 - dakota: ill fucking stomp on you
16:29 - vincehue: fuck
16:29 - vincehue: i'm sorry
16:30 - dakota: dont fuck with me kidf
16:30 - vincehue: jk
16:30 - vincehue: BITCH
16:30 - vincehue: jk
16:30 - vincehue: don't hurt me man
16:30 - dakota: you better be jk
16:30 - vincehue: i'm innnocent
16:30 - vincehue: i'll jk on ur mom's face
16:30 - dakota: ill tell your mom
16:30 - dakota: you wanna go lil bitch
16:30 - vincehue: don't do that
16:30 - vincehue: no i do not
16:30 - dakota: vincehue more like vincebitch
16:30 - vincehue: GOT DAMN
16:30 - vincehue: that vince bitch just got roasted
16:31 - vincehue: what's ur naem
16:31 - dakota: i told you
16:31 - dakota: george
16:31 - vincehue: that's the whitest, gayest name ever
16:31 - vincehue: you should stop breathing
16:32 - dakota: you wanna go kid
16:32 - vincehue: where we going
16:33 - dakota: youre going to get your ass whooped
16:33 - vincehue: nuh uh
16:34 - dakota: yeah you are
16:34 - dakota: over there talking shit
16:34 - vincehue: deadass?
16:34 - vincehue:  https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/csgocross
16:35 - dakota: yeah
16:35 - vincehue: HOW DEADASS
16:35 - dakota: very
16:35 - dakota: but nah
16:35 - dakota: ive been fuckcing with you this whole time
16:36 - vincehue: fuck
16:36 - vincehue: how so
16:36 - dakota: im dakota
16:36 - dakota: tf is george
16:36 - dakota: LOL
16:36 - vincehue: I KNEW IT
16:36 - vincehue: nobody would dare name their child George
16:36 - dakota: did you though
16:36 - dakota: LOL
16:36 - vincehue: exactly
16:36 - vincehue: so what ru
16:36 - dakota: im no one
16:36 - vincehue: you created a whole new persona
16:36 - dakota: yeah
16:36 - dakota: that shits fun af
16:37 - vincehue: hmmmm
16:37 - vincehue: cATFISH
16:37 - dakota: or
16:37 - dakota: im an actor
16:37 - vincehue: fuck
16:37 - vincehue: IS THIS LEONARDO DICARPIO??
16:37 - vincehue: AM I BEING TRICKED BY LEO?
16:37 - vincehue: damn
16:37 - vincehue: it's an honor to meet you
16:37 - dakota: yeah
16:37 - dakota: i know it is