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- >I need a job
- >I need a place to live
- > "Sweet apple acres". They offered just that.
- >I've stayed here for a week already. Work was tough, but the monotony slowly started to make it's dent on me
- >Crack of dawn, dress up, head out. Sigh another day full of nothing, but apples.
- >Apples, apples, apples. Come to think about it, they do remind me of butts
- >"DAMNNN SHOTTYYYY" My mind yells to me as Apple jack passes by on the farm.
- >"LOOK AT THAT SWEET ASS, NOW I KNOW WHY ITS CALLED SWEET APPLE ACRES" I enthusiastically announce my presence to a ripe female in my vicinity.
- >Applejack turns to me. Gives me a smirk, and without even saying anything points towards the barn.
- > My guess was, the monotony was getting to her as well, a new exciting stranger appearing on her farm was the only thing resembling any sort of adventure, which she definitely craved.
- >I fall into a trance as I watch her walk towards the barn. That booty wiggle was straight out of hell. Made to seduce weak men and steal their souls.
- >I gladly oblige to take bite of this forbidden apple
- >I enter the barn, she takes my hand. So warm.
- >Leads me towards some hay.
- >Unsheaths my katana
- >Bends over to let me see her ripeness ready for picking
- >30 seconds later
- >I leave the barn
- >Whole apples family meets me outside, clapping and smiling
- >"Congratulations, you are part of the family now!"
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